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Ridiculous people you know. (So ridiculous they can't be real... but they are.)
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Oh man, I did this when I was a boy. I was going to use my bike to ramp over a drainage ditch, but the driveway across from it had a hedge next to it that blocked the view of the road. Of course when I reached the road, there was a car coming that couldn't see me until I was already in front of it. Thankfully, the lady driving was able to skid so that instead of getting killed by the front, the back end of the car swung around and hit me like a tennis racket. I go flying, tumble, get up and go running to her window and ask if she's okay. Dumbass kid.
On topic, there's been a few ridiculous figures I've known.
When I worked for a pizza joint in high school, there was one tall redheaded guy who had the most outrageously affected Rupaul style catty bitch accent. Completely unselfconscious about it too. Called every woman, "honey". Contrary to stereotype, he was straight as an arrow and was quite the ladies man. I liked him a lot, he was always immense fun to talk to.
My immediate boss at my old IT job was this skinny older guy with a perpetually surprised expression and a lot of manic energy. He never seemed to do any actual work, instead preferring to run around the office and stop at random cubicles to briefly chat with people. The subject? How he was so busy and overworked and putting out fires and had a lot to do and couldn't stay to talk too busy, bye! He did this ALL DAY.
A while back in our extended circle of friends there was this enormously fat black guy who put me in mind of Wimpy from Popeye. It's really difficult to express in text what a living caricature this guy was. He had a high pitched voice and always spoke in a wheedling tone, especially when asking for food. He would wheeze all the time, got exhausted walking up a short flight of stairs, but then would plop down on a couch and, I shit you not, twiddle his fingers, and go, "OooOOooOooo, do you have any... snacks? OOOO PLEEEEEEEEEZ" His entire manner was just preposterously comical. He didn't have a car, so he'd bum rides from friends, and this one time it was our turn. My wife was driving, so I told him to sit in the front seat and I'd sit in the back since there was no way he'd fit otherwise. He raised his eyebrow and smirked at me, twiddled his fingers, and asked, "OOoOooOooo, are you sure you want me to sit up there alone with your wife?" I was utterly dumbfounded.
Same circle of friends, chinese guy with awesome long hair who dressed exclusively in black denim whose stated goal in life was to become "an immortal gangster manga artist." He would always be clownishly overly dramatic, strike poses, and badly try to dance like Michael Jackson, complete with "HEEEEEEEEEE!" noises. He'd leave hilarious messages on our answering machine, like, "<heavy breathing> I have decided... to go on a campaign... to find god. And then... we shall see... whoooooo... will be... in charge. EEEE-HEEEEEEE HOOOOO" He would sleep on the floor with a phone book for a pillow. There's entirely too much funny and bizarre about this guy to even begin to summarize, but suffice it to say, he was a Personality, and possibly the craziest, most entertaining, and hilarious one I've ever met, or ever will. He taught me, "Self delusion is good for self esteem."
Malmorian
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This whole story is amazing, laughing so hard i'm crying
A guy from my university claimed that every good movie had at least one rape scene.
Here's also a story he told me:
"A guy I was talking to in a bar claimed that his girlfriend gave the best blow jobs in the world. So I bet 20$ that I could blow him better than her. We went to the toilet where I sucked him off. He had to give me 20$"
Another guy I know was asking me what D.C stood for in Washington D.C.
"District of Columbia"
"Is it because there are so many black people there?"
"What?!"
"Aren't people in Colombia black?"
Here's also a story he told me:
"A guy I was talking to in a bar claimed that his girlfriend gave the best blow jobs in the world. So I bet 20$ that I could blow him better than her. We went to the toilet where I sucked him off. He had to give me 20$"
Another guy I know was asking me what D.C stood for in Washington D.C.
"District of Columbia"
"Is it because there are so many black people there?"
"What?!"
"Aren't people in Colombia black?"
guy at my work is like the ari gold of the digital agency industry. such a totally over the top personality. i sometimes forget he's a real human being.
that sounds more like being socially oblivious to his blunderings
that sounds more like being socially oblivious to his blunderings
Chezzymann
Member
Goddamn that show was horrible.
Featheredkitten
Banned
My ex is pretty ridiculous, but not in the fun way, in the "what the hell is your problem?" way.
I think, sir, you've mixed up "horrible" and "fantastic".
I think, sir, you've mixed up "horrible" and "fantastic".
I am surprised that I am actually sad about what happened to him. Hopefully he is happy now.
Johnlenham
Member
Haha yeah the last bit broke me.
There's some disease or virus or something you can catch from cats that effectively makes you immune to and actually enjoy the smell of cat piss/shit. Can't remember the name of it but that sounds like what he has.
Snkfanatic
Banned
I want to hang out with these three people hahaha. Amazing
ThLunarian
Member
Guy I used to work with at a pizza chain. I'll call him Joe. He would go to the creepiest lengths to try to hit on people. We used to have a contact list of employees posted in the office; Joe would put the girls' numbers in his phone and send them random texts asking them out on dates. After he started doing that, we had to take the contact list down.
One day he said to a female coworker "Hey I lost my phone, can you call it?" She obliged him, and a few days later he sent her a text message asking her out.
The straw that broke the camel's back, though, is when this attractive customer came into the store and he took her money for the pizzas. Later that day, he looked up her phone number in the computer and texted her saying "You're hot. Want to go get a drink somewhere?"
The next day, a HUGE burly guy in motorcycle gear storms into the store and demands to see Joe. Fortunately for him, he wasn't working that day and my manager took care of it.
Joe was fired that day.
One day he said to a female coworker "Hey I lost my phone, can you call it?" She obliged him, and a few days later he sent her a text message asking her out.
The straw that broke the camel's back, though, is when this attractive customer came into the store and he took her money for the pizzas. Later that day, he looked up her phone number in the computer and texted her saying "You're hot. Want to go get a drink somewhere?"
The next day, a HUGE burly guy in motorcycle gear storms into the store and demands to see Joe. Fortunately for him, he wasn't working that day and my manager took care of it.
Joe was fired that day.
When I delivered pizza -- which is a good place to meet weird people -- we had a driver named Peter. Peter was in his late thirties. He was an ex-Army intelligence officer who spent his military career in Alaska listening to the Russians. He was also a ginger.
Peter had no girlfriend, no wife, and no apparent interest. What Peter had was a record collection. A SERIOUS record collection. Peter owned every single Billboard number one album from the early sixties until the present. All of them. Seriously, all of them.
His apartment was a record storage center with a bed in the corner. The funniest part was hearing him describe his new purchases, since he had to continue buying every #1 album, apparently in perpetuity. So he'd come in and complain about having to buy Tupac's Me Against the World and the soundtrack to Pocahontas. One week he'd buy Bone Thugs n Harmony and the next, Hootie and the Blowfish.
Peter had no girlfriend, no wife, and no apparent interest. What Peter had was a record collection. A SERIOUS record collection. Peter owned every single Billboard number one album from the early sixties until the present. All of them. Seriously, all of them.
His apartment was a record storage center with a bed in the corner. The funniest part was hearing him describe his new purchases, since he had to continue buying every #1 album, apparently in perpetuity. So he'd come in and complain about having to buy Tupac's Me Against the World and the soundtrack to Pocahontas. One week he'd buy Bone Thugs n Harmony and the next, Hootie and the Blowfish.
This thread reminded me of a former co-worker. This was a guy that I, luckily, didn't have to interact with much.
Anyhow, let's call him Fred, he was a young guy, 1-2 years out of college and a civil war reenactor with a large collection of guns. Different, but not really anything worth writing about so far. He was mostly just an odd, socially awkward guy. But, we're an accounting firm and we have more than a few of those.
However, the first story I recall is that Fred at one point used those guns to threaten another coworker, that was also his roommate, during a dispute. The roommate didn't call the cops on him, as they were friends but things kind of fell apart for the two after that, for obvious reasons.
But that isn't my favorite story about Fred. Out of the blue, he decided to ask our office assistant to go to Disney Land (world?) with him on vacation. To be clear, they barely spoke at work and had never talked outside of work at all. He essentially came up to her one day at the office and said, "I'm going to Disney World, want to come with me?" He told her he had already bought an extra plane ticket and passes and yes, it would have been just the two of them. Also, we work in Northern VA, so no where near any Disney park; this was going to be a 2-4 day trip. He apparently just assumed she'd be cool with going on vacation, alone, with him and sharing a hotel room. She was obviously very creeped out but said "No, I have a boyfriend" and figured that would be the end of it. But he didn't quite accept that and would drop by every few days and ask her out to dinner and such (at least he scaled back the scope of the plans.) She continued to make it very clear that she wasn't interested and was dating someone else. Eventually HR was involved and I think he got the point after that.
Fred was eventually fired, though I don't think it was due to either incident above. I do know that the roommate that Fred pulled a gun on moved out and later reported Fred to the IRS for something or another he'd admitted to lying about on his tax returns. I'm sure there was more to the story of Fred, but this was 5 years ago, so that's all I can recall.
Anyhow, let's call him Fred, he was a young guy, 1-2 years out of college and a civil war reenactor with a large collection of guns. Different, but not really anything worth writing about so far. He was mostly just an odd, socially awkward guy. But, we're an accounting firm and we have more than a few of those.
However, the first story I recall is that Fred at one point used those guns to threaten another coworker, that was also his roommate, during a dispute. The roommate didn't call the cops on him, as they were friends but things kind of fell apart for the two after that, for obvious reasons.
But that isn't my favorite story about Fred. Out of the blue, he decided to ask our office assistant to go to Disney Land (world?) with him on vacation. To be clear, they barely spoke at work and had never talked outside of work at all. He essentially came up to her one day at the office and said, "I'm going to Disney World, want to come with me?" He told her he had already bought an extra plane ticket and passes and yes, it would have been just the two of them. Also, we work in Northern VA, so no where near any Disney park; this was going to be a 2-4 day trip. He apparently just assumed she'd be cool with going on vacation, alone, with him and sharing a hotel room. She was obviously very creeped out but said "No, I have a boyfriend" and figured that would be the end of it. But he didn't quite accept that and would drop by every few days and ask her out to dinner and such (at least he scaled back the scope of the plans.) She continued to make it very clear that she wasn't interested and was dating someone else. Eventually HR was involved and I think he got the point after that.
Fred was eventually fired, though I don't think it was due to either incident above. I do know that the roommate that Fred pulled a gun on moved out and later reported Fred to the IRS for something or another he'd admitted to lying about on his tax returns. I'm sure there was more to the story of Fred, but this was 5 years ago, so that's all I can recall.
DavionStriker
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I work at a very conservative, regional wireless carrier. My boss is HUGE into Yoga and eastern philosophy.
Yesterday, he took me outside and said I was being too negative. He then told me to be a "Beacon of light for all to see and emulate".
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Yesterday, he took me outside and said I was being too negative. He then told me to be a "Beacon of light for all to see and emulate".
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Broder Salsa
Banned
This guy is going to sound like something from always sunny. Going to school from 1 to 9 grade I was in class with this dude who was just... Crazy. I remember once when we were all still very young and had to go swimming at school and he would stand there in the shower, masturbating like crazy with fluid soap all over his dick. That was the first sign he was truly fucked up, but it got worse as we grew up.
One time when he came to my house to play ps2 he immediately upon entering dropped his pants and did that Jim Carrey talk out of his butt thing to my little brother, except you know... He had his pants down and while I didn't look I expect it was rather nasty what happened, he did after all spread out his cheeks to talk.
He also pissed out of our appartment, there was an old lesbian woman living under us who's name he was shouting while pissing out of there. We also once both of us pissed in a supersoaker and shot people with it. The dude just loves his dick, he will constantly be touching it, especially when he gets nervous or excited about something, like when we bet on football and he's just about to win he will be squeezing it and stuff.
One time when we went drinking together and I slept at his place he woke me up in the middle of the night, completely naked with a hard on and told me to come fuck his pregnant girlfriend. Some months before he had come to my apartment really drunk (and half shaven) with his equally drunk girlfriend, they were both black out drunk and I ended up agreeing to shave the rest of his head, as they obviously couldn't make it back I let them sleep on my couch, anyway just as I was about to go to sleep I notice he had dropped down her pants and he was fingering her in my bed, he demanded me to just stick a finger in there somewhere. I respectfully declined.
This might be a bad idea although I find it hard to think he will ever find this... or that he won't be somewhat proud I made this about him. This is how it looked when he arrived with her
Oh yeah and he always had this weird thing about wanting to bang my mom, which he is quite open about... Both to me and her.
One time when he came to my house to play ps2 he immediately upon entering dropped his pants and did that Jim Carrey talk out of his butt thing to my little brother, except you know... He had his pants down and while I didn't look I expect it was rather nasty what happened, he did after all spread out his cheeks to talk.
He also pissed out of our appartment, there was an old lesbian woman living under us who's name he was shouting while pissing out of there. We also once both of us pissed in a supersoaker and shot people with it. The dude just loves his dick, he will constantly be touching it, especially when he gets nervous or excited about something, like when we bet on football and he's just about to win he will be squeezing it and stuff.
One time when we went drinking together and I slept at his place he woke me up in the middle of the night, completely naked with a hard on and told me to come fuck his pregnant girlfriend. Some months before he had come to my apartment really drunk (and half shaven) with his equally drunk girlfriend, they were both black out drunk and I ended up agreeing to shave the rest of his head, as they obviously couldn't make it back I let them sleep on my couch, anyway just as I was about to go to sleep I notice he had dropped down her pants and he was fingering her in my bed, he demanded me to just stick a finger in there somewhere. I respectfully declined.
This might be a bad idea although I find it hard to think he will ever find this... or that he won't be somewhat proud I made this about him. This is how it looked when he arrived with her
Oh yeah and he always had this weird thing about wanting to bang my mom, which he is quite open about... Both to me and her.
oh. my. god.
What even....I would have no idea how to handle someone like that.
That isn't your mom in the pic is it?
Broder Salsa
Banned
No that's his girlfriend who gave birth to his baby nearly a year ago now. I can't really handle him for longer periods of time, not sure how she manages, but he's currently working abroad 2 weeks and then home 2 weeks at a time, so guess that helps.
Race to be King
Banned
This thread is amazing. For some reason the thought of trying to grate salami killed me.
Anyhoo, I work in a big open-plan office - so big there are some people way over the other side who you just don't talk to. One guy - I'll call him Kevin - is about 6'4" and lives in the 1930s. He dresses like the second guy from the left here:
His height makes it really hard to ignore how weird he looks - and he keeps his hat on indoors. He has a weird goatee and never smiles - just strides around with an utterly blank expression.
We all use iMacs at work, and Kevin stuck a cardboard surround on his to make it look like an antique TV with dials. Jony Ive would weep bitter, bitter tears.
I think he's a designer, which kinda makes the whole thing worse.
Anyhoo, I work in a big open-plan office - so big there are some people way over the other side who you just don't talk to. One guy - I'll call him Kevin - is about 6'4" and lives in the 1930s. He dresses like the second guy from the left here:
His height makes it really hard to ignore how weird he looks - and he keeps his hat on indoors. He has a weird goatee and never smiles - just strides around with an utterly blank expression.
We all use iMacs at work, and Kevin stuck a cardboard surround on his to make it look like an antique TV with dials. Jony Ive would weep bitter, bitter tears.
I think he's a designer, which kinda makes the whole thing worse.
OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather
Member
lol This guys sounds like an absolute blast.
I know a friend that collected all of the Goosebumps books. Thats not the weird part... he never read one of them. He had them in boxes and would just look at the covers. He also collected bowling balls. He had about 5, a blue one, PINK one, and others.
He would collect basketball jerseys at $95 each and had like 20 and never wore one outside. He bought a $100 official leather basketball that he never took outside because the playground wasn't wood and it would get torn up on the stone pavement...
Kid had NO common sense. He was basically an idiot savant. He could memorize spelling and languages but almost got left back because he was such a dumb ass. He would say every teacher had something against him, and his mom said the teachers were jealous of him. That shit is funny! A teacher jealous of a student!
He didnt know how to eat chicken with bones... he probably still eats boneless chicken and strips/nuggets. What kind of man doesnt know how to eat a piece of chicken? I could carve a turkey at that age really well.
He once asked a sex ed teacher "how would I know what hole is which?" Which i'm guessing led to his parents unlocking his hardcore porn channel. He was about 13 years old and he had illegal cable and would put porn on TV at volume 100 with his male friends over, and his parents home! They never thought that was weird? I told him to shut it off and after 40 more seconds he did.
He would play that eminem song "Kim" where he beats up his girlfriend and puts her in a trunk at MAX volume. He once called such a pretty girl a whore because some older black boy was asking her to have sex with him and had a condom in her face... and the black kid David who was friends with me since I was around 6, grabbed my "friend" and smashed his head into a parked car! lol David said "thats what you get for calling her a whore." He needed some stitches to seal up that reminder to be nice to girls and to respect them. He seriously hated women and the whole school knew he was homosexual or at least Bi.
He even once told me "I love you" I thought he was being stupid and joking but he said "really, I love you" and I said something like "sorry but I dont love you, i'm not gay"
His father was crazy too. He would routinely say about people my friend didnt like "they must take it up the ass.. up the ass..up the ass" He would always repeat himself so many times like the guy in Goodfellas. "got the keys?got the keys?got the keys?" When I was in his bedroom his dad would come in "everything alright?everything alright?everything alright?"
Our science teacher was such a nice guy and at a school dance he brought his daughter who had down syndrome and my friend walked up to both of them and asked "Whats wrong with her?!" so loud. I said "what is wrong with YOU!"
His mother pleaded or did a "service" for the school admin. to put him in a highschool no kids from his junior high were going to so "He could start fresh" where no one knew him and how much of an idiot he was...until they met him and found out for themselves...
He would collect basketball jerseys at $95 each and had like 20 and never wore one outside. He bought a $100 official leather basketball that he never took outside because the playground wasn't wood and it would get torn up on the stone pavement...
Kid had NO common sense. He was basically an idiot savant. He could memorize spelling and languages but almost got left back because he was such a dumb ass. He would say every teacher had something against him, and his mom said the teachers were jealous of him. That shit is funny! A teacher jealous of a student!
He didnt know how to eat chicken with bones... he probably still eats boneless chicken and strips/nuggets. What kind of man doesnt know how to eat a piece of chicken? I could carve a turkey at that age really well.
He once asked a sex ed teacher "how would I know what hole is which?" Which i'm guessing led to his parents unlocking his hardcore porn channel. He was about 13 years old and he had illegal cable and would put porn on TV at volume 100 with his male friends over, and his parents home! They never thought that was weird? I told him to shut it off and after 40 more seconds he did.
He would play that eminem song "Kim" where he beats up his girlfriend and puts her in a trunk at MAX volume. He once called such a pretty girl a whore because some older black boy was asking her to have sex with him and had a condom in her face... and the black kid David who was friends with me since I was around 6, grabbed my "friend" and smashed his head into a parked car! lol David said "thats what you get for calling her a whore." He needed some stitches to seal up that reminder to be nice to girls and to respect them. He seriously hated women and the whole school knew he was homosexual or at least Bi.
He even once told me "I love you" I thought he was being stupid and joking but he said "really, I love you" and I said something like "sorry but I dont love you, i'm not gay"
His father was crazy too. He would routinely say about people my friend didnt like "they must take it up the ass.. up the ass..up the ass" He would always repeat himself so many times like the guy in Goodfellas. "got the keys?got the keys?got the keys?" When I was in his bedroom his dad would come in "everything alright?everything alright?everything alright?"
Our science teacher was such a nice guy and at a school dance he brought his daughter who had down syndrome and my friend walked up to both of them and asked "Whats wrong with her?!" so loud. I said "what is wrong with YOU!"
His mother pleaded or did a "service" for the school admin. to put him in a highschool no kids from his junior high were going to so "He could start fresh" where no one knew him and how much of an idiot he was...until they met him and found out for themselves...
RiFF da best tho.
I beg your pardon, Olive Garden, Aston Martin (Sushi!)
To contribute, one of my best friends dad told me and his son to go fuck each other in front of me cause I guess I was the reason he was playing too much video games and for him acting out(me and my buddy were like 16 at the time, I was shocked as fuck lmao) then one day I showed up to his house and my friend wasn't where but his dad was, he pulled me to the side and told me to stop seeing his son because I was the reason he wasn't doing this or that. I was just like yeah sure whatever but the whole time I was thinking, What the fuck, how am I the one causing this? I am like the most respectful kid when it came to parents and school. Shit was insane.
Race to be King
Banned
Go_Ly_Dow
Member
DTL is a deity. I would love to meet him in bodily form.
Necromanti
Member
I always thought he was occasionally trolling in the Hunter x Hunter thread when he says the show is about happy lightheartedness (when it's...not) and doesn't like it when the show is its characteristic self.
Maybe he wasn't, then. Huh.
Phat Michael
Banned
I met an Indian guy here in Dubai named "Titty George". He was a carpet and fabric salesman. I thought it was a nickname until he gave me his business card and it said "Titty George - CEO" on it.
Necromanti
Member
Are you referring to Dr. Titty, by any chance?
I'm surprised how seemingly common the combination of Titty and George are. While I'm kind of partial to Mr. Titty Joy, a young lad by the name of Dikshith Titty takes the crown. Poor kid.
Johnlenham
Member
More storys about Nutz please.
There is a guy my brother works with in the same place as I work but diffrent departments who is bat shit crazy. I would write some stuff but its pretty specifc.
Acrylic7
Member
When I worked a Cinnabon at the Mall we had this assistant Manager guy who was blatantly doing Ecstasy and Oxycontin at the register. The funny thing was that he was getting them from the Nutrition shop a across from us.
I remember one day he says "I'm thirsty as fuck man. Watch these buns; glaze these shits too". We get free drinks but this guy runs over to the Nutrition shop (sells vitamins and shit) and picks up some weight lifting powder stuff and his special candy. He whips out the blender that we use for Mocha's; reads the buff powder instructions, tossed in some strawberry-banana-mango stuff along with his pills and creates this Hallucinogenic Nutrition smoothy. He takes a few sips, looks me dead in the eyes and says "Fuck man, I'm gonna w-w-w-win tomorrow. Cant nobody french a Grinch like this MoFo."
Bedazzled, I sat by the dangerous mixing pot thing and contemplated whether or not to go home.
I definitely went the fuck home.
I remember one day he says "I'm thirsty as fuck man. Watch these buns; glaze these shits too". We get free drinks but this guy runs over to the Nutrition shop (sells vitamins and shit) and picks up some weight lifting powder stuff and his special candy. He whips out the blender that we use for Mocha's; reads the buff powder instructions, tossed in some strawberry-banana-mango stuff along with his pills and creates this Hallucinogenic Nutrition smoothy. He takes a few sips, looks me dead in the eyes and says "Fuck man, I'm gonna w-w-w-win tomorrow. Cant nobody french a Grinch like this MoFo."
Bedazzled, I sat by the dangerous mixing pot thing and contemplated whether or not to go home.
I definitely went the fuck home.
Phat Michael
Banned
I looked him up too - nah different dude. Dr Titty is fantastic in itself.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
lmao, blending ecstacy and oxy into a smoothie with protein powder has to be the most creative usage I've ever heard of.
And these two quotes:
Have the be the greatest things ever to have been said in a Cinnabon.
Spiderduff
Member
Andy sounds like a McPoyle...
OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather
Member
LOL Another good one.
Deified Data
Banned
Library patron, let's call him "Derrick".
Sits on the public computers for hours at a time watching the same Youtube video over and over (here). He'll literally sit there and watch this video back to back 20+ times a day. Usually he sings along. Sometimes he sings along to the point where he's crying and his voice is cracking, disturbing other patrons.
Hounds women on Facebook, gets visibly angry when they block him for leaving inappropriate comments on their wall. Comes and asks me of all people why they blocked him. I tell him that not everyone wants to be his friend.
Has a hitler stache and beady, little eyes.
Frequently tries to bypass our firewalls and view father-daughter incest porn. It's the only kind of porn he ever tries to find.
Sits on the public computers for hours at a time watching the same Youtube video over and over (here). He'll literally sit there and watch this video back to back 20+ times a day. Usually he sings along. Sometimes he sings along to the point where he's crying and his voice is cracking, disturbing other patrons.
Hounds women on Facebook, gets visibly angry when they block him for leaving inappropriate comments on their wall. Comes and asks me of all people why they blocked him. I tell him that not everyone wants to be his friend.
Has a hitler stache and beady, little eyes.
Frequently tries to bypass our firewalls and view father-daughter incest porn. It's the only kind of porn he ever tries to find.
Incitemaybe
Member
None of your examples of "Andy" are ridiculous or odd in the slightest. You sound extremely inexperienced.
My gf's Uncle who we shall call Uncle Tommy
Uncle Tommy is a practicer of Voodoo, and is a Witch Doctor, and constantly tries to push me and my GF into becoming a part of this religion
He took so many drugs as a young man that he's completely burnt out right now
He constantly needs supervision on the computer because if he has a computer, he will look at porn.
That's about it, but the Voodoo shit scares the crap out of my GF who's Wiccan I guess. And this sometimes can cause some issues
Uncle Tommy is a practicer of Voodoo, and is a Witch Doctor, and constantly tries to push me and my GF into becoming a part of this religion
He took so many drugs as a young man that he's completely burnt out right now
He constantly needs supervision on the computer because if he has a computer, he will look at porn.
That's about it, but the Voodoo shit scares the crap out of my GF who's Wiccan I guess. And this sometimes can cause some issues
Carnby
Member
I invited Andy over to a small party I was having. He showed up early, and could only stay for a half hour. At this time only my friend, his gf, my wife, and myself were at the party. Shortly after he left, he sent me a text.
"I know one of them is already taken. What about the other one?"
"one of them"? You mean my wife? lol. Andy has grapefruits.
So you dumpster dive at staples while drinking milk out of a vase? Or do you just not respect your coworkers?
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
PaleFolklore
Member
I know a guy(a friend of a friend) who only drinks holy water. I don't know how he gets it or if he has some deal with a priest or something but when he came over to my apartment I asked if he wanted some water or something and he asked me if it had been blessed which is when I found out. Looking back I wish I would have asked him more about it but at the time I was like lol uh k.
Edit: It wasn't in like a joking way either. He absolutely refused to drink anything.
Edit: It wasn't in like a joking way either. He absolutely refused to drink anything.
haha this dude sounds awesome
TheSpoiler
Member
Enlighten us, then.
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