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[grandjedi6]

Please don't tell me the rest of this show is about him searching for the girl. A simple problem that could've been solved by them exchanging real life contact info. Which you think you would've done somewhere during the virtual marriage and virtual sex.

 

[Crash Station]

Congratulations everyone, you made it through the good half of the show!

 

[Gucci Messiah]

Does he even know where to go?

The heart of the cards will guide him

 

[ezekial45]

Wait, is there more? Or is that it.

 

[SparksterMeta0]

Well... Despite most of the end, it was all right.
Should I just jump ship now, or stick around for the second half of the show?

 

[Zonic]

How can he walk?

He walked in the game, so....

....I honestly don't know, what a stupid ending.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

It's all downhill from here. Time to begin the incest and tentacle porn

People will look at your post and think you're kidding.

 

[B.K.]

where the fuck are the hospital staff

Playing videogames.

 

[TheAbsolution]

How can he walk?

That was my fucking question. How is he walking? He was in a bed for two years. TWO YEARS!

 

[Preble]

what.

 

[everyday math]

Where is the from?

 

[SousedLouse]

And after a few feet of walking, Kirito's withered muscles snap, causing him to violently jerk to the ground. Landing at a bad angle, he hits his head and is knocked into a coma. He spends the rest of his life as a vegetable.

Fin

Please don't tell me the rest of this show is about him searching for the girl. A simple problem that could've been solved by them exchanging real life contact info. Which you think you would've done somewhere during the virtual marriage and virtual sex.

That would usually happen during a proper conversation or the afterglow, both of which are impossible to have in a damn game because virtual convos are practically scripted and virtual sexytimes are essentially masturbation. Honestly, that's the one thing that doesn't bug me.

 

[commanderpepper]

I cannot imagine what is next for SAO.

 

[Dr.Palutena]

I wasted 30 minutes of my extra hour watching that...

 

[Shard]

Sometimes you just can't be warned about these things, you have to experience the terrible.

 

[Amikami]

What the fuck am I supposed to deal with for the next half of the series. UUUUGH!

Chicks do that to me all the time.

Go eat Hotpockets!!

 

[789shadow]

Congratulations everyone, you made it through the good half of the show!

 

[Mr. Patch]

And this fucking show isn't over. What is the name of the writer so I can properly write an angry "Fuck you."

 

[Branduil]

 

[SDBurton]

Now if you thought this was bad, this ain't got shit on season 2.

Get ready for best girl Sugu!

 

[lazybones18]

Go find your wife, Kirito!

 

[BassForever]

So for people who want to know how this show continues for another 13 episodes even though they beat SAO

Spoiler

several players are still unable to log out including Asuna, Kirito discovers that they've been kidnapped and trapped in another WR MMO called Alfiem Online. The guy in charge of that game wants to marry Asuna which is why he kidnapped her and all the other random players near her in the server cause he wants to take over her fathers company. Kirito has one week to beat this new game and save Asuna

 

[ThatObviousUser]

If he dies in the game

JK he lives in the real world!

The entire premise of the series was a lie!

 

[B-Dubs]

these credits are making me think its over.

You guys are just fucking with us, claiming that there are 13 more episodes, right?

They have to be. That was obviously the grand finale.

So for people who want to know how this show continues for another 13 episodes even though they beat SAO

Spoiler

several players are still unable to log out including Asuna, Kirito discovers that they've been kidnapped and trapped in another WR MMO called Alfiem Online. The guy in charge of that game wants to marry Asuna which is why he kidnapped her and all the other random players near her in the server cause he wants to take over her fathers company. Kirito has one week to beat this new game and save Asuna

You're fucking with me.

 

[yami4ct]

Please don't tell me the rest of this show is about him searching for the girl. A simple problem that could've been solved by them exchanging real life contact info. Which you think you would've done somewhere during the virtual marriage and virtual sex.

Oh man, that sounds so much better than what it actually is.

 

[Wilsongt]

It's all downhill from here folks. You thought it couldn't get any worse? Welp....

 

[Seda]

So what replaces SAO next week?

Spoiler

 

[Zonic]

Where is the from?

Angel Beats. I only saw the first episode, really should get around to seeing the rest one of these days.

 

[Baroquemantic]

The second half of SAO....man, I can't wait. It will be glorious in the Toonami thread.

 

[heliosRAzi]

The next episode is 10x worse than this one btw.

The rest of the series is 10x worse now that the underlying tension is gone

 

[B.K.]

That was my fucking question. How is he walking? He was in a bed for two years. TWO YEARS!

Because he's a god; that's why!

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Now if you thought this was bad, this ain't got shit on season 2.

Get ready for best girl Sugu!

Sugu, the only redeeming factor of season 2!

<333

 

[789shadow]

So for people who want to know how this show continues for another 13 episodes even though they beat SAO

Spoiler

several players are still unable to log out including Asuna, Kirito discovers that they've been kidnapped and trapped in another WR MMO called Alfiem Online. The guy in charge of that game wants to marry Asuna which is why he kidnapped her and all the other random players near her in the server cause he wants to take over her fathers company. Kirito has one week to beat this new game and save Asuna

 

[Tenumi]

Please tell me at least the music stays pretty good!

 

[LOLDSFAN]

Is the rest of the series him limping around with his IV trying to find Asusa?

 

[Chaotic-Strike]

Congratulations everyone, you made it through the good half of the show!

 

[BatDan]

So for people who want to know how this show continues for another 13 episodes even though they beat SAO

Spoiler

several players are still unable to log out including Asuna, Kirito discovers that they've been kidnapped and trapped in another WR MMO called Alfiem Online. The guy in charge of that game wants to marry Asuna which is why he kidnapped her and all the other random players near her in the server cause he wants to take over her fathers company. Kirito has one week to beat this new game and save Asuna

I'm seeing blood. So much of it.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

So for people who want to know how this show continues for another 13 episodes even though they beat SAO

Spoiler

several players are still unable to log out including Asuna, Kirito discovers that they've been kidnapped and trapped in another WR MMO called Alfiem Online. The guy in charge of that game wants to marry Asuna which is why he kidnapped her and all the other random players near her in the server cause he wants to take over her fathers company. Kirito has one week to beat this new game and save Asuna

 

[everyday math]

So for people who want to know how this show continues for another 13 episodes even though they beat SAO

Spoiler

several players are still unable to log out including Asuna, Kirito discovers that they've been kidnapped and trapped in another WR MMO called Alfiem Online. The guy in charge of that game wants to marry Asuna which is why he kidnapped her and all the other random players near her in the server cause he wants to take over her fathers company. Kirito has one week to beat this new game and save Asuna

 

[Moaradin]

Please tell me at least the music stays pretty good!

Music stays good.

 

[Unspeakable Evil]

So for people who want to know how this show continues for another 13 episodes even though they beat SAO

Spoiler

several players are still unable to log out including Asuna, Kirito discovers that they've been kidnapped and trapped in another WR MMO called Alfiem Online. The guy in charge of that game wants to marry Asuna which is why he kidnapped her and all the other random players near her in the server cause he wants to take over her fathers company. Kirito has one week to beat this new game and save Asuna

............ ... .. Somebody...... Somebody hold me.........

 

[mhs004]

Is next weeks episode when the

Spoiler

incest

starts? I forgot.

 

[kayos90]

They have to be. That was obviously the grand finale.



You're fucking with me.

B-Dubs. WE DON"T LIE

 

[mightynine]

I am not going to spoil myself on SAO. I want to see how this can get even worse. I want my reactions to be genuine.

Oddly, I think part of me is looking forward to this.

 

[Rewrite]

So for people who want to know how this show continues for another 13 episodes even though they beat SAO

Spoiler

several players are still unable to log out including Asuna, Kirito discovers that they've been kidnapped and trapped in another WR MMO called Alfiem Online. The guy in charge of that game wants to marry Asuna which is why he kidnapped her and all the other random players near her in the server cause he wants to take over her fathers company. Kirito has one week to beat this new game and save Asuna

:lol :lol :lol

I can't wait, then!

 

[Lee Chaolan]

Congratulations everyone, you made it through the good half of the show!

Such a great post. haha.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Kirito truly is a god. Dude's muscles should have atrophied from being in a coma for 2 years. Motherfucker stood up and walked right out the door.

 

[Jafku]

So for people who want to know how this show continues for another 13 episodes even though they beat SAO

Spoiler

several players are still unable to log out including Asuna, Kirito discovers that they've been kidnapped and trapped in another WR MMO called Alfiem Online. The guy in charge of that game wants to marry Asuna which is why he kidnapped her and all the other random players near her in the server cause he wants to take over her fathers company. Kirito has one week to beat this new game and save Asuna

....lol oh SAO

 

[grandjedi6]

Oh man, that sounds so much better than what it actually is.

D:

 

[foxuzamaki]

man I just spent like the last 5 or so mins reading everyone's reactions lol, im not outraged but im like wut to it all xD