Gaf, have you ever been to this thing known as the "club"?

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Valnen said:
Can't dance so there's no point. And I'm too old.
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90% of people in clubs can't dance, it's all about enjoying yourself. Pretty much everyone is drunk anyway, they don't think about how well you dance as long as you're dancing and seem to be having fun.
 
Love clubbing, not every week though but once a month it's nice to get some electronic music, dancing and drinks. My best mate is a bouncer though and with his physique it's actually kinda funny how a bouncer can't get into clubs he doesn't work at :P
 
I'm not a fan of dancing or dance music but with the right amount of alcohol, man do I adore it. When I'm sober or a little tipsy, it is the worst thing ever.
 
Been to a few clubs, I like the music and vibe a lot but its just played too loud for me to enjoy. Like on paper, I should like clubs but I get there and I turn into a whiny grump.
Its too bad
 
It's already been said, but if you're not planning to be some degree of drunk, don't bother.

I imagine some clubs are the exception, i.e. ones that play particular kinds of non-top-40 music.
 
I was at a club once and this girl started lecturing me because apparently I wasn't having enough fun. So I asked her if she wanted to dance, she said no. What a bitch.
 
Lowest common demominator meat markets are awful unless you're completed hammered (and even then,eh). Get a good venue, a good dj and good people though and you could be stone sober and still have a cracker (although good drugs sure help).
 
I love it. I don't go that often, maybe once a month but I always have a good time.

I'm having my birthday party at one tonight and the new Kesha song (it's actually Pitbull's, but Kesha kills it) is my jam.
 
Jokab said:
90% of people in clubs can't dance, it's all about enjoying yourself. Pretty much everyone is drunk anyway, they don't think about how well you dance as long as you're dancing and seem to be having fun.
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You're correct about no one giving a shit and most people not being great dancers. It's not like everyone on the dance floor is actively seeking out terrible dancers other than the people at the bar too shy to attempt to dance. A girl will respect you more for getting up there on the dance floor rather than stiffing over by the bar sipping a beer.

Drinking is also a good social lubricant and confidence booster, but don't rely on it entirely.
 
CarpeDeezNutz said:
I forget the name of the place but this gay club in Houston had blasters that would cool the place fast, had matrix Visuals too, anybody know what I am talking about?
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Marys Lounge on Westheimer? :P

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RIP ML. It's no longer :(
 
I can't enjoy clubs unless I'm so hammered that I wouldn't even know if I'm enjoying it or not, but apparently I do according to third party sources. I feel I owe it to the alter-me that exists in this state to let him roam wild every now and again, so I engage in the nauseous pre-hammered stretch when necessary.
 
Hell yeah! Drinks, music, dancing with random women and you can leave with one if you play your cards right; The shit dreams are made of.
 
Huff said:
what is fun? how do you know if you are having it?
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Usually your face muscles will contort until you look like this:

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It's strange and will feel uncomfortable at first, but you get used to it and it starts to be pretty cool. Would recommend.
 
Jokab said:
90% of people in clubs can't dance, it's all about enjoying yourself. Pretty much everyone is drunk anyway, they don't think about how well you dance as long as you're dancing and seem to be having fun.
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And at least 10% are too old...
 
TCRS said:
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LOL, didn't even see this posted when I made my post.

But the point still stands though. The comic is still truthful. Seriously, why would you go to a club to pick up chicks if you can't even talk to them over the music?
 
Courage said:
Yeahh, perfect way to pick up girls. Avenue in NYC is the best.
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This reminds me, I fucking loved Bembe. It's a bar/nightclub in Williamsburg, in case you aren't aware. I've only been to NYC once, and my time there was brief, but I've never fallen so hard so fast before. I still have warm feelings whenever I think of Bembe.
 
Clubs just aren't for some people. And that's cool.

I went to a club on Halloween with about 7 friends. 2 of them just sat at the table while the rest of us were on the floor for the entire 2 1/2 hours (iirc) we were there. The music was fucking AMAZING. I wanted to tip the DJ. I was kinda buzzed and I remember letting the girls grind on me from behind (sometimes while I was on all fours), lol Thankfully, no one took any pictures (we were at a different bar beforehand and everyone was snap-happy)

I definitely don't go to clubs often, but when I do, I spend almost every second dancing :) Music just makes me feel so alive
 
I've been a couple times. Absolute seventh circle of hell. Shit music. Annoying, fake people. I hope to never be in one again in my life.
 
Oblivion said:
LOL, didn't even see this posted when I made my post.

But the point still stands though. The comic is still truthful. Seriously, why would you go to a club to pick up chicks if you can't even talk to them over the music?
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You don't need to say much.
 
Not enough times unfortunately. Love going but I'm too busy with work and school right now. Can't wait to finish school and start going more.
 
too loud to talk. too dark for anyone to really see you dance. So don't worry too much. It's mainly about you and her.
 
I don't like going to clubs, but I've had good experiences at them. The most memorable being at a club in Detroit. A buddy of mine had broken up with his girl and was depressed, so me and the homies took him to a bar to chill out. I was rocking a button up and some jeans, 60% of the other dudes in the club were wearing jerseys, shit was disgusting. Anyway I started dancing with a fine dime, looked sort of like Gabrielle Union with a tongue ring. The tongue ring turned me off but she was too hot not to dance with.

After about 20 minutes of dancing and drinks she asked if I wanted to go somewhere more quiet. I was like sure. so we got a table in the back of the club and she was like "lemme give you a handjob." I was buzzed as fuck, loving the moment. She had my dick out, and I was about to ask if she wanted to go to the car or something. Then all of a sudden I feel a sharp stab in my thigh and I'm like what the fuck. She had a knife under the table on me. Told me she was robbing me, told me to give her my cash and my high school graduation ring. I gave her the ring but told her I didn't have any cash, and she was like "nigga I will cut your dick off right now." I gave her my cash - $100. She smiled, showed me the knife (it was small as fuck), then continued the handjob on some ole' "what you gonna do about it, nugga" steez. I let her finish, then she wiped her hands on my nice Southpole jeans and bounced.

I didn't tell my friends what happened. So yea bros, if you go to the club stay away from those dark tables in the back. People run games there all the damn time.
 
PhoenixDark said:
I don't like going to clubs, but I've had good experiences at them. The most memorable being at a club in Detroit. A buddy of mine had broken up with his girl and was depressed, so me and the homies took him to a bar to chill out. I was rocking a button up and some jeans, 60% of the other dudes in the club were wearing jerseys, shit was disgusting. Anyway I started dancing with a fine dime, looked sort of like Gabrielle Union with a tongue ring. The tongue ring turned me off but she was too hot not to dance with.

After about 20 minutes of dancing and drinks she asked if I wanted to go somewhere more quiet. I was like sure. so we got a table in the back of the club and she was like "lemme give you a handjob." I was buzzed as fuck, loving the moment. She had my dick out, and I was about to ask if she wanted to go to the car or something. Then all of a sudden I feel a sharp stab in my thigh and I'm like what the fuck. She had a knife under the table on me. Told me she was robbing me, told me to give her my cash and my high school graduation ring. I gave her the ring but told her I didn't have any cash, and she was like "nigga I will cut your dick off right now." I gave her my cash - $100. She smiled, showed me the knife (it was small as fuck), then continued the handjob on some ole' "what you gonna do about it, nugga" steez. I let her finish, then she wiped her hands on my nice Southpole jeans and bounced.

I didn't tell my friends what happened. So yea bros, if you go to the club stay away from those dark tables in the back. People run games there all the damn time.
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PhoenixDark said:
I don't like going to clubs, but I've had good experiences at them. The most memorable being at a club in Detroit. A buddy of mine had broken up with his girl and was depressed, so me and the homies took him to a bar to chill out. I was rocking a button up and some jeans, 60% of the other dudes in the club were wearing jerseys, shit was disgusting. Anyway I started dancing with a fine dime, looked sort of like Gabrielle Union with a tongue ring. The tongue ring turned me off but she was too hot not to dance with.

After about 20 minutes of dancing and drinks she asked if I wanted to go somewhere more quiet. I was like sure. so we got a table in the back of the club and she was like "lemme give you a handjob." I was buzzed as fuck, loving the moment. She had my dick out, and I was about to ask if she wanted to go to the car or something. Then all of a sudden I feel a sharp stab in my thigh and I'm like what the fuck. She had a knife under the table on me. Told me she was robbing me, told me to give her my cash and my high school graduation ring. I gave her the ring but told her I didn't have any cash, and she was like "nigga I will cut your dick off right now." I gave her my cash - $100. She smiled, showed me the knife (it was small as fuck), then continued the handjob on some ole' "what you gonna do about it, nugga" steez. I let her finish, then she wiped her hands on my nice Southpole jeans and bounced.

I didn't tell my friends what happened. So yea bros, if you go to the club stay away from those dark tables in the back. People run games there all the damn time.
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That hast to be the world's saddest handjob.

The people here are right. The DJ can make or break the night for you. Even if you're deaf, because no on there is gonna be happy if they're playing wack music. That's when the trouble starts.
 
PhoenixDark said:
I don't like going to clubs, but I've had good experiences at them. The most memorable being at a club in Detroit. A buddy of mine had broken up with his girl and was depressed, so me and the homies took him to a bar to chill out. I was rocking a button up and some jeans, 60% of the other dudes in the club were wearing jerseys, shit was disgusting. Anyway I started dancing with a fine dime, looked sort of like Gabrielle Union with a tongue ring. The tongue ring turned me off but she was too hot not to dance with.

After about 20 minutes of dancing and drinks she asked if I wanted to go somewhere more quiet. I was like sure. so we got a table in the back of the club and she was like "lemme give you a handjob." I was buzzed as fuck, loving the moment. She had my dick out, and I was about to ask if she wanted to go to the car or something. Then all of a sudden I feel a sharp stab in my thigh and I'm like what the fuck. She had a knife under the table on me. Told me she was robbing me, told me to give her my cash and my high school graduation ring. I gave her the ring but told her I didn't have any cash, and she was like "nigga I will cut your dick off right now." I gave her my cash - $100. She smiled, showed me the knife (it was small as fuck), then continued the handjob on some ole' "what you gonna do about it, nugga" steez. I let her finish, then she wiped her hands on my nice Southpole jeans and bounced.

I didn't tell my friends what happened. So yea bros, if you go to the club stay away from those dark tables in the back. People run games there all the damn time.
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Welp. There's another reason not to go.
 
PhoenixDark said:
I don't like going to clubs, but I've had good experiences at them. The most memorable being at a club in Detroit. A buddy of mine had broken up with his girl and was depressed, so me and the homies took him to a bar to chill out. I was rocking a button up and some jeans, 60% of the other dudes in the club were wearing jerseys, shit was disgusting. Anyway I started dancing with a fine dime, looked sort of like Gabrielle Union with a tongue ring. The tongue ring turned me off but she was too hot not to dance with.

After about 20 minutes of dancing and drinks she asked if I wanted to go somewhere more quiet. I was like sure. so we got a table in the back of the club and she was like "lemme give you a handjob." I was buzzed as fuck, loving the moment. She had my dick out, and I was about to ask if she wanted to go to the car or something. Then all of a sudden I feel a sharp stab in my thigh and I'm like what the fuck. She had a knife under the table on me. Told me she was robbing me, told me to give her my cash and my high school graduation ring. I gave her the ring but told her I didn't have any cash, and she was like "nigga I will cut your dick off right now." I gave her my cash - $100. She smiled, showed me the knife (it was small as fuck), then continued the handjob on some ole' "what you gonna do about it, nugga" steez. I let her finish, then she wiped her hands on my nice Southpole jeans and bounced.

I didn't tell my friends what happened. So yea bros, if you go to the club stay away from those dark tables in the back. People run games there all the damn time.
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Holy balls.
 
PhoenixDark said:
I don't like going to clubs, but I've had good experiences at them. The most memorable being at a club in Detroit. A buddy of mine had broken up with his girl and was depressed, so me and the homies took him to a bar to chill out. I was rocking a button up and some jeans, 60% of the other dudes in the club were wearing jerseys, shit was disgusting. Anyway I started dancing with a fine dime, looked sort of like Gabrielle Union with a tongue ring. The tongue ring turned me off but she was too hot not to dance with.

After about 20 minutes of dancing and drinks she asked if I wanted to go somewhere more quiet. I was like sure. so we got a table in the back of the club and she was like "lemme give you a handjob." I was buzzed as fuck, loving the moment. She had my dick out, and I was about to ask if she wanted to go to the car or something. Then all of a sudden I feel a sharp stab in my thigh and I'm like what the fuck. She had a knife under the table on me. Told me she was robbing me, told me to give her my cash and my high school graduation ring. I gave her the ring but told her I didn't have any cash, and she was like "nigga I will cut your dick off right now." I gave her my cash - $100. She smiled, showed me the knife (it was small as fuck), then continued the handjob on some ole' "what you gonna do about it, nugga" steez. I let her finish, then she wiped her hands on my nice Southpole jeans and bounced.

I didn't tell my friends what happened. So yea bros, if you go to the club stay away from those dark tables in the back. People run games there all the damn time.
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Worlds most expensive handjob. $100 and a High School graduation ring.
 
Maybe its just my attention but the few times I've been to clubs or similar functions I've just been bored. Like, dancing is fun, but doing it for more then ten minutes gets monotonous. I can't spend like two hours in that environment.
 
When it comes to OT I have always loved Story time with PhoenixDark
Those jeans were probably the biggest indicator you had money on you cuz
 
You get drunk, eye down whatever gender you're into and grind on them. Grinding may lead to something else, if not move on to the next one. Rinse and repeat.

EDIT: Holy shit Phoenix hahaha.
 
I went there often 6 years ago when I was 16.
I have no reason to go there now since I can't dance and don't do drugs anymore (THC, nicotin, alcohol, etc.).
 
my favourite bit about PD's story is how even after getting the ring and the money, the girl finishes the handjob anyway

that's how you know she's a real piece of work
 
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