SquiddyCracker
Banned
Grind against other human beings.
Most important thing about being in a club is to get out of your head. If you get stuck in there you will end up just thinking 'My feet hurt, I wish I was home etc.'.
Most common way to do this is applying alcohol or other drugs, but you can do it with a bit of mental effort as well.
If you get a bit tired of dancing, go out to the smoking area with a buddy or two. Even if you don't smoke you can chill there and have a nice chat. Then when you've recovered, you can go back in and hit the floor.
My favourite club has an amazing smoking area, it's massive and it has a bar, and a BBQ serving burgers and hot dogs. So amazing.
Wut?
Marys Lounge
1022 Westheimer Road
Houston, Texas 77006
Phone: (713) 527-9669
I don't like going to clubs, but I've had good experiences at them. The most memorable being at a club in Detroit. A buddy of mine had broken up with his girl and was depressed, so me and the homies took him to a bar to chill out. I was rocking a button up and some jeans, 60% of the other dudes in the club were wearing jerseys, shit was disgusting. Anyway I started dancing with a fine dime, looked sort of like Gabrielle Union with a tongue ring. The tongue ring turned me off but she was too hot not to dance with.
After about 20 minutes of dancing and drinks she asked if I wanted to go somewhere more quiet. I was like sure. so we got a table in the back of the club and she was like "lemme give you a handjob." I was buzzed as fuck, loving the moment. She had my dick out, and I was about to ask if she wanted to go to the car or something. Then all of a sudden I feel a sharp stab in my thigh and I'm like what the fuck. She had a knife under the table on me. Told me she was robbing me, told me to give her my cash and my high school graduation ring. I gave her the ring but told her I didn't have any cash, and she was like "nigga I will cut your dick off right now." I gave her my cash - $100. She smiled, showed me the knife (it was small as fuck), then continued the handjob on some ole' "what you gonna do about it, nugga" steez. I let her finish, then she wiped her hands on my nice Southpole jeans and bounced.
I didn't tell my friends what happened. So yea bros, if you go to the club stay away from those dark tables in the back. People run games there all the damn time.
I don't like going to clubs, but I've had good experiences at them. The most memorable being at a club in Detroit. A buddy of mine had broken up with his girl and was depressed, so me and the homies took him to a bar to chill out. I was rocking a button up and some jeans, 60% of the other dudes in the club were wearing jerseys, shit was disgusting. Anyway I started dancing with a fine dime, looked sort of like Gabrielle Union with a tongue ring. The tongue ring turned me off but she was too hot not to dance with.
After about 20 minutes of dancing and drinks she asked if I wanted to go somewhere more quiet. I was like sure. so we got a table in the back of the club and she was like "lemme give you a handjob." I was buzzed as fuck, loving the moment. She had my dick out, and I was about to ask if she wanted to go to the car or something. Then all of a sudden I feel a sharp stab in my thigh and I'm like what the fuck. She had a knife under the table on me. Told me she was robbing me, told me to give her my cash and my high school graduation ring. I gave her the ring but told her I didn't have any cash, and she was like "nigga I will cut your dick off right now." I gave her my cash - $100. She smiled, showed me the knife (it was small as fuck), then continued the handjob on some ole' "what you gonna do about it, nugga" steez. I let her finish, then she wiped her hands on my nice Southpole jeans and bounced.
I didn't tell my friends what happened. So yea bros, if you go to the club stay away from those dark tables in the back. People run games there all the damn time.
I don't like going to clubs, but I've had good experiences at them. The most memorable being at a club in Detroit. A buddy of mine had broken up with his girl and was depressed, so me and the homies took him to a bar to chill out. I was rocking a button up and some jeans, 60% of the other dudes in the club were wearing jerseys, shit was disgusting. Anyway I started dancing with a fine dime, looked sort of like Gabrielle Union with a tongue ring. The tongue ring turned me off but she was too hot not to dance with.
After about 20 minutes of dancing and drinks she asked if I wanted to go somewhere more quiet. I was like sure. so we got a table in the back of the club and she was like "lemme give you a handjob." I was buzzed as fuck, loving the moment. She had my dick out, and I was about to ask if she wanted to go to the car or something. Then all of a sudden I feel a sharp stab in my thigh and I'm like what the fuck. She had a knife under the table on me. Told me she was robbing me, told me to give her my cash and my high school graduation ring. I gave her the ring but told her I didn't have any cash, and she was like "nigga I will cut your dick off right now." I gave her my cash - $100. She smiled, showed me the knife (it was small as fuck), then continued the handjob on some ole' "what you gonna do about it, nugga" steez. I let her finish, then she wiped her hands on my nice Southpole jeans and bounced.
I didn't tell my friends what happened. So yea bros, if you go to the club stay away from those dark tables in the back. People run games there all the damn time.
Went to one when I was at Western Illinois. Didn't really care for it. Too loud, Too crowded. Too dark. I much prefer regular bars.
Our group of friends was split almost every weekend on where we wanted to go.
Love clubbing as long as i dig the music. Liked it better when you could still smoke inside though, leaving the dancefloor to go smoke is pretty annoying.
Don't go as much as i used to, but when i do i still have a good time.
My teenage years in drawing form.
Big time electronic music fan. No other choice than clubs for dj sets and live shows of my favourite djs. Going to parties where my favourite djs are playing is one of the thing I enjoy the most in life.
But I can't stand "normal" clubs where they are blasting radio hits and shitty dance music.
Problem with festivals is that the DJ only gets one or two hours. A good DJ really shines if they have the whole evening. Mills, Clarke, garnier etc. All at there best in a club setting.What about music festivals? Great way to see tons of DJs at once. Also lately it seems that the bigger names in DJing are moving out of clubs and into stadiums - Swedish House Mafia and Armin playing at Madison Square Garden for instance. (unfortunately with rising ticket prices too. Armin at a club used to cost $40 now it's $150 a ticket to see him at MSG)
Though I totally agree with you, but it can be a bit of a buzzkill when a DJ you really love is playing at a place that's not great. Like when I saw Tensnake a few weeks ago, the place was waaaaay too tiny and was filled with too many people.
What about music festivals? Great way to see tons of DJs at once. Also lately it seems that the bigger names in DJing are moving out of clubs and into stadiums - Swedish House Mafia and Armin playing at Madison Square Garden for instance. (unfortunately with rising ticket prices too. Armin at a club used to cost $40 now it's $150 a ticket to see him at MSG)
Though I totally agree with you, but it can be a bit of a buzzkill when a DJ you really love is playing at a place that's not great. Like when I saw Tensnake a few weeks ago, the place was waaaaay too tiny and was filled with too many people.
Euro clubs are better than clubs in the states. Most clubs here all they do is play top 40 shit and they suck. Berlin clubs like Berghain and Tresor back in the day play legit techno/house music that you can dance to for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours.
House music at least is not meant for music festivals, an outdoor setting is too aesthetically dissonant, it feels more appropriate in like dingier and darker places indoors. It's just the way of things.
Well it depends what subgenre of house too. Deep house is perfect for an outdoor festival with mild weather at mid-day, though dark progressive house (and I'd imagine tech house though it's not my favorite house subgenre) is best in a dingy dark basement club at 4AM when you're sleep-deprived.
I don't like going to clubs, but I've had good experiences at them. The most memorable being at a club in Detroit. A buddy of mine had broken up with his girl and was depressed, so me and the homies took him to a bar to chill out. I was rocking a button up and some jeans, 60% of the other dudes in the club were wearing jerseys, shit was disgusting. Anyway I started dancing with a fine dime, looked sort of like Gabrielle Union with a tongue ring. The tongue ring turned me off but she was too hot not to dance with.
After about 20 minutes of dancing and drinks she asked if I wanted to go somewhere more quiet. I was like sure. so we got a table in the back of the club and she was like "lemme give you a handjob." I was buzzed as fuck, loving the moment. She had my dick out, and I was about to ask if she wanted to go to the car or something. Then all of a sudden I feel a sharp stab in my thigh and I'm like what the fuck. She had a knife under the table on me. Told me she was robbing me, told me to give her my cash and my high school graduation ring. I gave her the ring but told her I didn't have any cash, and she was like "nigga I will cut your dick off right now." I gave her my cash - $100. She smiled, showed me the knife (it was small as fuck), then continued the handjob on some ole' "what you gonna do about it, nugga" steez. I let her finish, then she wiped her hands on my nice Southpole jeans and bounced.
I didn't tell my friends what happened. So yea bros, if you go to the club stay away from those dark tables in the back. People run games there all the damn time.
I went a handful of times, but it's never been my thing. I like to talk, not yell. The whole scene is the antithesis of how I prefer to hang out and communicate.
First, I don't drink. Second, I would rather hang out with 1 friend than a hundred strangers. Third, the kind of people that frequent clubs aren't really my type.
I see how people could dig it though.
I'm too introverted and awkward, so no.
That doesn't really matter in clubs... Hell clubs are usually full of introverted people. It's easy to be an introvert in a place where it's loud as fuck.
I also hate alcohol.
how do you feel about MDMA
Who does that more than like three times a year though? I agree though it was kind key for me early on to overcome some barriers and develop an appreciation for that kind of setting, I did a lot of MDMA in my early 20's but man unless you're taking pretty moderate doses its effect on serotonin is too much of a rollercoaster that now I can't understand how some people take it so frequently.
I can't handle it too much these days either, but like you said it was pretty crucial in my early 20s. I was a lot like a lot of these "i hate fun types" until i decided fuck it im gonna go roll at a rave, my life turned a lot more awesome after that point.
how do you guys feel about rolling at clubs? I've only really rolled at raves when you're surrounded by tons of other people rolling, feels safe.I can't handle it too much these days either, but like you said it was pretty crucial in my early 20s. I was a lot like a lot of these "i hate fun types" until i decided fuck it im gonna go roll at a rave, my life turned a lot more awesome after that point.
how do you guys feel about rolling at clubs? I've only really rolled at raves when you're surrounded by tons of other people rolling, feels safe.
how do you guys feel about rolling at clubs? I've only really rolled at raves when you're surrounded by tons of other people rolling, feels safe.