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[MechDX]

Teddy! Teddy! Teddy!

 

[Konka]

Congrats Gata.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Tell me all the wonderful things about Florida?

I'll start. My parents brought me to a wonderful place called Disney when I was a kid...too bad they served me concentration camp food for my entire duration.

The weather's nice. No snow. Good seafood.

 

[Smokey]

yoooooooooooooooooooooo

the tank is real holy shit

 

[unknownstranger]

Why would you put a midget corner on a TE?

 

[Spectral Glider]

Jaggernaut!

 

[Matrix]

I feel bad for JJ.

You can only feel bad for AJ and JJ.

Everyone else can go f themselves.

 

[Talamius]

Fighting Gatas charging to the playoffs

 

[Sanjuro]

The weather's nice. No snow. Good seafood.

I rather have snow than fucking lizards sticking to yo dick.

 

[Smokey]

Why would you put a midget corner on a TE?

cuz WADE

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Ncaa women's volleyball or this game?

 

[Colasante]

Gary Kubiak realizes he won't be coaching Houston next year, right? This tank job is hard to comprehend.

 

[MechDX]

worse than Capers last season

 

[captive]

nice push off by lewis for the touch down.

 

[Matrix]

Here comes the usual Texans special teams "special" flag!

 

[squicken]

Weird the Texans special teams got a penalty on that return

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I rather have snow than fucking lizards sticking to yo dick.

Also we have less racists per square mile than you.

 

[MechDX]

Fuck you Joe marciano! I hope you get hit by a fucking bus you no held accountable worthless excuse for a fucking special teams coach!!!;



Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[captive]

You can only feel bad for AJ and JJ.

Everyone else can go f themselves.

i feel bad for keenum, he hasn't exactly been given a fair shake and i don't think the coaches are helping him to much. I mean after a team blitzes 20 times how long do you continue to let that happen before you help the kid out?

 

[Matrix]

Weird the Texans special teams got a penalty on that return

lol Honestly how the fuck does Joe Marciano still have a damn job. It blows my damn mind. He's been sucking even longer than Kubiak.

 

[Greg]

Poor Watt

Since I agree on everything else in this quote, I guess I have to go back and give Humbug another listen.

Yes! It's a grower, but it's paced so well.

 

[captive]

wouldn't be a texans game without at least one block in the back on a kick or punt return. Yet Marciano is still gainfully employed.

 

[MechDX]

Miguel they sti suck! Its not you! Come back!!;

 

[Milchjon]

The weather's nice. No snow. Good seafood.

The first two directly contradict each other. The third is an oxymoron.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Ncaa women's volleyball or this game?

Volleyball

Spoiler

with no pants

 

[Sanjuro]

Also we have less racists per square mile than you.

Florida? No you fucking don't!

 

[Matrix]

i feel bad for keenum, he hasn't exactly been given a fair shake and i don't think the coaches are helping him to much. I mean after a team blitzes 20 times how long do you continue to let that happen before you help the kid out?

I was going to mention him, but everyone seems to think he's a shit QB so I'm keeping quiet about him.

 

[Colasante]

I keep forgetting that Arian Foster exists. I'm glad he doesn't have to be a part of this.

 

[squicken]

Dre has checked out. Schoob killed his spirit

 

[Talon]

Star my god.

Kuechly and the ends get most of the credit (at least nationally) for this defense's turn around, but adding Lotulelei and Short to the middle of this line has been HUGE.

Naw, dawg. DTs that can generate pressure make everyone's job significantly easier.

Rod Coleman made a mediocre defense look decent for about three years and made Patrick Kerney more money than he deserved.

 

[MechDX]

look at Newton fall down. I hope YOU get hit by a fucking bus!

 

[Lee Chaolan]

So, normally I wouldn't give two shits about the pro bowl, but when I read Josh Gordon isn't even in the top 10 of vote getting for WRs, that's pretty crappy.

Dude is #2 in the NFL in Receiving yards with 3 freaking quarterbacks throwing him the ball. One of them being Brandon Weeden!

So yeah, throw him some votes then

 

[Matrix]

Dre has checked out. Schoob killed his spirit

Seems like it

crap ass o-line

 

[this_guy]

Hoping for Andre Johnson to get 2 tds, Watt 2 sacks, and a Texans lost for that number 1 draft pick.

 

[Matrix]

For fucks sake protect Kennum once on 3rd down when you know a blitz is coming!

 

[MechDX]

I hope a bus runs down the entire Texans sideline

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Florida? No you fucking don't!

To be fair, most Floridians are from the northeast.

 

[Vyer]

So, normally I wouldn't give two shits about the pro bowl, but when I read Josh Gordon isn't even in the top 10 of vote getting for WRs, that's pretty crappy.

Dude is #2 in the NFL in Receiving yards with 3 freaking quarterbacks throwing him the ball. One of them being Brandon Weeden!

So yeah, throw him some votes then

Yeah, not too mention he missed the first few games. Totally deserved more votes.

 

[squicken]

For fucks sake protect Kennum once on 3rd down when you know a blitz is coming!

He held that too long for an obvious blitz, but I'm not sure I saw an obvious hot route either. Not sure what he is allowed to do at the line but he has supposedly struggled with blitz recognition

 

[Sanjuro]

To be fair, most Floridians are from the northeast.

I would argue there are more illegals than northeasterners.

 

[Matrix]

I hope a bus runs down the entire Texans sideline

 

[cdyhybrid]

Michael Bennett summons his inner Russell Wilson, reserves table

The first time Seahawks defensive lineman Michael Bennett tried to make a reservation at a highly-popular Seattle restaurant, he was denied because the entire place was already completely booked.

When he called back, though, Bennett decided he might name-drop one of his more famous Seattle teammates. And when the restaurant heard that Russell Wilson wanted a reservation -- a Russell Wilson who apparently doesn't sound much like the real Russell Wilson -- suddenly that restaurant was no longer completely booked.

"And she was like, 'Yes! We can make a table for you! You were 22-for-30 the other night, 130 quarterback rating!' She knew every stat," Bennett told ESPN 710.

:jnc

 

[MechDX]

Schaub not wearing his helmet...must have checked out

 

[Matrix]

He held that too long for an obvious blitz, but I'm not sure I saw an obvious hot route either. Not sure what he is allowed to do at the line but he has supposedly struggled with blitz recognition

I didn't see a hot route either and they don't even call screen plays since Foster got hurt. He's not allowed to do shit, they don't let him change plays as far as I know. Maybe Ive tuned out so much I can't even tell what he's doing wrong now.

 

[Coldnoodle]

I hope a bus runs down the entire Texans sideline

Schoobrascal.gif

Edit: FUCK YOU MATRIXX

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I would argue there are more illegals than northeasterners.

Racist

 

[crimzonflame]

Please make "answer the bell" a thing.

 

[chuckddd]

Hell, yes, Mayock. If those six teams all take qb's, the Steelers will get the fourth best player in the draft!

 

[Matrix]

Schoobrascal.gif

Edit: FUCK YOU MATRIXX

haha

 

[Sanjuro]

Racist

Illegals aren't a race, Gata. Come on.