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How do you eat your muffins/cupcakes thread, part 2

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First I remove the paper lining (no, I don't eat it!), then turn the muffin upside-down, and hold it from the "top". I eat the bottom part first, till just the top is remaining. Then finally I eat the top like a cookie.

I too have been told I was weird for doing this :P
 
Napkin and plate first, then the lining, then the top 'o the muffin (to you!) then throw the stump against the wall.
 
My daughter has taken to a pretty cool way to eat cupcakes, especially ones with lots of frosting. She cuts it down the middle, flips the top half over, and sandwiches the frosting into the two halves. Then eats it like a frosting sandwich.

Prevents the frosting from getting everywhere, and distributes into every bite, not just the top half.
 
I take the liner off. Then I usually remove pieces if the top off and eat it until it is big enough to shove in my mouth. Then I eat the remaining parts of the bottom
 
My daughter has taken to a pretty cool way to eat cupcakes, especially ones with lots of frosting. She cuts it down the middle, flips the top half over, and sandwiches the frosting into the two halves. Then eats it like a frosting sandwich.

Prevents the frosting from getting everywhere, and distributes into every bite, not just the top half.

Your daughter is a goddamn genius.
 
I bite it indiscriminately, usually trying to break off some of the top and the bottom in one mouthful.

Muffin tops can be awesome, but are sometimes too gross and greasy for my tastes.
 
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These threads make me feel that lunchtime in school should be turned into an educational time, with teachers patrolling the cafeteria and teaching proper eating techniques.
 
My daughter has taken to a pretty cool way to eat cupcakes, especially ones with lots of frosting. She cuts it down the middle, flips the top half over, and sandwiches the frosting into the two halves. Then eats it like a frosting sandwich.

Prevents the frosting from getting everywhere, and distributes into every bite, not just the top half.

That is pretty radical. I haven't had a cupcake in ages but if I ever do again, you can tell your daughter she's earned a follower.
 
I break bits off indiscriminately and eat them. I never bite into the whole cupcake.

Will try what GhaleonEB's daughter does next time I have one.
 
If it's one of those big muffins from Starbucks or Costa, I use a knife to cut bite-size chunks off. One at a time - I don't cut the whole thing up at once. That would be weird.
 
My daughter has taken to a pretty cool way to eat cupcakes, especially ones with lots of frosting. She cuts it down the middle, flips the top half over, and sandwiches the frosting into the two halves. Then eats it like a frosting sandwich.

Prevents the frosting from getting everywhere, and distributes into every bite, not just the top half.
I think I've seen this in a manga. And in 30 rock apparently.
 
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