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[PR_rambo]

Just make the franchise as dumb as you possibly can, it is literally all we want. Find a way to incorporate Mech suits into this shit soon, cross it over with transformers even

 

[norm9]

Just make the franchise as dumb as you possibly can, it is literally all we want. Find a way to incorporate Mech suits into this shit soon, cross it over with transformers even

That's just silly bro.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

Bring back Tego Calderon and Don Omar

I think they are supposed to be in FotF.

 

[DKehoe]

Wonder what they do to save him. He clearly died. Probably can't pull a Letty again so I'm down for time travel shenanigans

Spoiler

or superpowers

. The series has already jumped the gun right?

The Past & The Furious

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Just make the franchise as dumb as you possibly can, it is literally all we want. Find a way to incorporate Mech suits into this shit soon, cross it over with transformers even

Turn the franchise into Eureka Seven or Gurren Lagann. They're nearly there already with a major character's death ;_;

 

[itwasTuesday]

WHAT THE FUCK???

80s cartoons, when you can't get the i.p. you want, just create your own 100% original idea.

 

[Gorillaz]

The Past & The Furious

that title is so dumb that it just might actually be used in a future movie

 

[PR_rambo]

That's just silly bro.

Yeah this franchise is too complex and well crafted my bad



jk

 

[flkraven]

Sung Kang himself has already explained how it went down. Either Han crawled out of the car and then took a bicycle from a nearby good Samaritan who had stopped to help him, or Han is immortal and cannot be killed, or he was brought back to life by the purehearted tears of a young orphan so that he could keep his promise to spend Christmas together. Either way, Han lives!

Han is the deity of this franchise. He is both fast and furious simultaneously. Taught drifting to ancient Greeks in their chariot races. His first real crew was in the 18th Century with a gang thoroughbred riders, and again in the late 19th Century when he ran a tractor racing ring. His last adventure before meeting Torretto involed Han, Ferruccio Lamborghini, and Enzo Ferrari destroying the left over pockets of Nazi's around Europe after WWII, and Han's depature left an irreparable rift between the 2. Legend has it that Han will rise again when the next generation of racers need him.

 

[LiveFromKyoto]

Please come back as a cyborg.

 

[Professor Beef]

Han descends from heaven to help the fam take down the REAL Big Bad. The problem is, he only has a week on earth to help make things right.

 

[jack_package_200]

Please come back as a cyborg.

Phoenix Han

 

[kevin1025]

Charlize is Han.

She did say "we met before" in the trailer...

:O

 

[Da-Kid]

They could make it where Han is alive. I just want Tokyo Drift 2 dammit.

 

[ultra7k]

Han is the deity of this franchise. He is both fast and furious simultaneously. Taught drifting to ancient Greeks in their chariot races. His first real crew was in the 18th Century with a gang thoroughbred riders, and again in the late 19th Century when he ran a tractor racing ring. His last adventure before meeting Torretto involed Han, Ferruccio Lamborghini, and Enzo Ferrari destroying the left over pockets of Nazi's around Europe after WWII, and Han's depature left an irreparable rift between the 2. Legend has it that Han will rise again when the next generation of racers need him.

He is the Highlander.

 

[Insane Metal]

followed by Fast to the Future

That's awesome tbh

 

[What did he mean by this?]

Either they go to space or they time travel, either way we're getting Han and Giselle back baby

Fast 9 From Outer Space!

 

[Da-Kid]

Someone should make a thread of who would win, Team Furious VS The Suicide Squad.

 

[flkraven]

Someone should make a thread of who would win, Team Furious VS The Suicide Squad.

Unnecessary. Team Furious wins with or without prep time.

 

[Quick]

BRING BACK HAN YES PLS

 

[norm9]

Unnecessary. Team Furious wins with or without prep time.

No doubt. Plus Furious team would have the better quips.

 

[InfiniteBento]

Pls

My heart cant handle this

 

[Da-Kid]

Unnecessary. Team Furious wins with or without prep time.

Well they do have someone who can do a jumping Falcon Punch...

 

[Professor Beef]

That's awesome tbh

It would be SO dumb, but also SO fucking awesome, if at the end of one of the movies they need to go to the past. Dom takes a moment, then says "I know a guy."

Next thing you know the camera slowly comes towards a man in a white lab coat, head down working on something. Dom gets his attention, the man stands up, with a familiar tuft of white hair. He turns around, and DOC is there.

"...Dom?"

 

[DeathyBoy]

Wonder what they do to save him. He clearly died. Probably can't pull a Letty again so I'm down for time travel shenanigans

Spoiler

or superpowers

. The series has already jumped the gun right?

Gotta rescue Han from Hell.

And only one guy they can call.

 

[royalroyal]

I'll take a Han spin off all day over the current situation in Fast and Furious.

 

[Da-Kid]

They didn't show Han in the car the moment it exploded, so there's hope.

 

[darkwing-buck]

 

[Mase Gumble]

Hope they 24 that shit and have it so some secret bad guy who is the villain of 9 dragged him just before the car blew up and now he works for them. The secret bad guy being Kiefer Sutherland.

 

[TreIII]

It would be SO dumb, but also SO fucking awesome, if at the end of one of the movies they need to go to the past. Dom takes a moment, then says "I know a guy."

Next thing you know the camera slowly comes towards a man in a white lab coat, head down working on something. Dom gets his attention, the man stands up, with a familiar tuft of white hair. He turns around, and DOC is there.

"...Dom?"

Cue the next movie opening with a heist to get Doc the materials they need. And Marty McFly, Jr. is now old enough to join the cause, despite his parents' hesitation.

Everything goes well, until a well-timed drift from Han causes a manure trick to tip over onto the hapless duo of Biff and Biff Jr. Cue them both saying in unison:

"I HATE MANURE!"

 

[Stabby McSter]

i was telling a coworker that i bet no one actually dies in the fast and furious extended universe

john cho will probably show up

 

[Xero]

Turn the franchise into Eureka Seven or Gurren Lagann. They're nearly there already with a major character's death ;_;

Believe in the dom that believes in you. Ends with the whole crew combining into a mech with all their cars then in unison, "who the hell do you think we are!?"

 

[Cagey]

i was telling a coworker that i bet no one actually dies in the fast and furious extended universe

john cho will probably show up

Han will show up with some new protégés.

 

[Loxley]

There are far too many good ideas being thrown around in this thread.

 

[krae_man]

Vince is the only person who is dead dead.

Gisele's probably still lying on the airport runway screaming "I'm not dead! Will someone come get me already?"

 

[norm9]

Han will show up with some new protégés.

Oh boyo, if those guys showed up too.

 

[Lijik]

It would be SO dumb, but also SO fucking awesome, if at the end of one of the movies they need to go to the past. Dom takes a moment, then says "I know a guy."

Next thing you know the camera slowly comes towards a man in a white lab coat, head down working on something. Dom gets his attention, the man stands up, with a familiar tuft of white hair. He turns around, and DOC is there.

"...Dom?"

i can see it

 

[VendettaRed07]

I like how his name is a pun on Han Solo

He would have been a better casting for the actual Han Solo than that high school junior they cast

 

[Falchion]

I love Han so I couldn't be more for this. He's why Tokyo Drift was always my favorite of the Fast movies.

 

[ghostofsparta]

I want Johnny Tran dammit. DISRESPECTED MY WHOLE FAMILY

 

[LongDongJunon]

Charlize is Han.

yes YES YEESSS YAAAAASS


The stupider the better.

 

[LongDongJunon]

Eva Mendes about to drop another file on The Rock's desk in the F8 post-credits scene.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MORE GHOSTS!?




Edit: Whoops two posts in a row.

 

[NightOnyx]

I love Han so I couldn't be more for this. He's why Tokyo Drift was always my favorite of the Fast movies.

My opinion as well. It's the Fast movies, there's so much ridiculous stuff in the series, finding some crazy reason why Han is still alive sounds great to me!

 

[Anoregon]

Han is the deity of this franchise. He is both fast and furious simultaneously. Taught drifting to ancient Greeks in their chariot races. His first real crew was in the 18th Century with a gang thoroughbred riders, and again in the late 19th Century when he ran a tractor racing ring. His last adventure before meeting Torretto involed Han, Ferruccio Lamborghini, and Enzo Ferrari destroying the left over pockets of Nazi's around Europe after WWII, and Han's depature left an irreparable rift between the 2. Legend has it that Han will rise again when the next generation of racers need him.

In a just world this movie would already exist

 

[ZeoVGM]

I literally don't care how unrealistic it is. Bring him back.

 

[sixteen-bit]

i was telling a coworker that i bet no one actually dies in the fast and furious extended universe

john cho will probably show up

Han, Jesse, and Vince to return?

 

[sems4arsenal]

I watched every FNF movie a kazillion times and had no idea he was called Han Solo

 

[Miles Quaritch]

They should embrace the madness, bring him back all scarred up from the fire and maybe with some chromed out body prosthetics that he uses to do some crazy shit.

We're at the point where a character is literally redirecting a missile with his bare hands, on ice....

 

[itwasTuesday]

Han, Jesse, and Vince to return?

We learn Jesse was at MIT this whole time getting his degree.

 

[plainr_]

Yes, please!