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[Jack Scofield]

Would anyone seriously be mad if Han just reappeared with some bullshit man hole cover explanation?

I know I wouldn't.

I mean how many cars did they roll out of in Furious 7 when they thought the predator blew up the car?

And Giselle disappeared into the darkness, so fuck it.

Bring em both back.

Hell, as far as I'm concerned they don't even need an explanation. Just have Han back on the crew and nobody ever mentions anything about his death.

 

[Mortemis]

Pleeeeaaaaaase. IDGAF how crazy it is, it can be him crawling outta his own grave. Bring him back!

 

[zeemumu]

Pleeeeaaaaaase. IDGAF how crazy it is, it can be him crawling outta his own grave. Bring him back!

That's ridiculous

He'd drive out of his own grave.

 

[BLOODED_hands]

While we're at it, can we get my boy Jin back?

 

[TwoDurans]

While we're at it, can we get my boy Jin back?

Bring em all back. We'll find out in Fast 11 that Jesse was wearing squibs because he needed to fake his death after he lost his dad's car at Race Wars.

 

[Dynomutt]

Perfect way to lead into special abilities.

 

[Escape Goat]

Perfect way to lead into special abilities.

You mean the special abilities we've seen in every F&F movie?

 

[Septimus Prime]

Pleeeeaaaaaase. IDGAF how crazy it is, it can be him crawling outta his own grave. Bring him back!

That's ridiculous

He'd drive out of his own grave.

Yo, what if, instead of game, he challenges the Grim Reaper to a race? And then obviously he wins. Reaper ain't Dom.

 

[TheBryanJZX90]

Yo, what if, instead of game, he challenges the Grim Reaper to a race? And then obviously he wins. Reaper ain't Dom.

Since it's Han it should be a contest to see who can get the most phone numbers from hot girls while maintaining a drift.

 

[jdstorm]

Fast crew vs. the Reapers series climax

When i played through Mass Effect i accidently made shepard a Vin Diesel look a like, so i've already seen this. It was awesome

 

[zeemumu]

Yo, what if, instead of game, he challenges the Grim Reaper to a race? And then obviously he wins. Reaper ain't Dom.

 

[jdstorm]

Hell, as far as I'm concerned they don't even need an explanation. Just have Han back on the crew and nobody ever mentions anything about his death.

The only explanation they need is this

Character (probably tej) says: how are you alive? The odds of surviving a crash like that are XXXXXXXXX-1

Han: Never tell me the odds.

Then they just move on.

 

[Taliban Stan]

They've already resurrected a character. This series started ridiculous but where it's at now makes the first film seem like some dark, serious bipoic.

Anything could happen. They could hijack a space shuttle, fly out of and into the atmosphere, parachute out on jet skis, before the shuttle hit's ocean, land in the ocean, and then out run a massive tidal wave created by the impact and that might not even be the highlight sequence of the movie.

So yeah, Han could definitely come back.

 

[Septimus Prime]

Since it's Han it should be a contest to see who can get the most phone numbers from hot girls while maintaining a drift.

He would lose because he only carries a candle for Gisele.

As a driver, though, he's top four of the series. Maybe top three.

1. Dom
2. Brian
3. Han/Roman/Gisele/Tej/The Rock/Letty
4. Grim Reaper/Jason Statham
5. Other

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Bring em all back. We'll find out in Fast 11 that Jesse was wearing squibs because he needed to fake his death after he lost his dad's car at Race Wars.

Thanos actually wanted to destroy the F&F universe (multiverse?). With nobody strong enough to stop the F&F Family, Thanos has taken it upon himself to stop the Family once and for all.

 

[Jason Frost]

Seriously, the first time I saw Tokyo Drift, I really thought that it was going to be revealed that Han was an undercover cop at the end of the movie...

Maybe he really was and his death was faked too!

 

[Cipherr]

followed by Fast to the Future

 

[finowns]

At first I thought this was a weird pun of Han Solo.. lol

 

[Net_Wrecker]

That's ridiculous

He'd drive out of his own grave.

omg

omg i want this so much

 

[sixteen-bit]

Fast 9 cold open

"What did I miss, guys?"

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

I had no idea his full name was Han Solo. What the fuck.

*mindblown*

My brain went like a record scratch realizing that.

 

[PhantomZone]

Just bring him back as Han's twin brother Han #2

 

[flkraven]

Just bring him back as Han's twin brother Han #2

Gree D'o

 

[Laieon]

Furious 9: Back to the Fast

 

[WyndhamPrice]

Furious 9: Back to the Fast

Fast 9 From Outer Space

 

[Professor Beef]

omg

omg i want this so much

Thunder claps in the background as a camera slowly pans down to a solitary gravestone. A faint rumble can be heard, growing slowly louder. Finally, the rumble turns into a familar revving sound.

The ground quakes more and more violently until the gravestone finally topples over from the shaking. The ground beneath the grave suddenly ruptures as two lights pierce the sky from the hole, followed by the front end of a familiar-looking orange car. As the car emerges from the ground, it quickly picks up speed and does donuts around the gravesite. When the car finally stops, the camera quickly moves towards the driver's side window, which slowly lowers until Han's face can be seen. With a sly grin on his face, he looks at the camera and speaks:

"What, you think they'd keep me buried in a Hyundai?"

 

[Shogmaster]

Fast and Furious has writers? It's not drunken Vin Diesel shouting story ideas to the director who writes it down in crayons?

 

[RionaaM]

When i played through Mass Effect i accidently made shepard a Vin Diesel look a like, so i've already seen this. It was awesome

I'd like to start a new game+ with your save file. That would be the coolest thing ever.

 

[DiscoJer]

Fast and Furious has writers? It's not drunken Vin Diesel shouting story ideas to the director who writes it down in crayons?

Chronicles of Riddick is what happens when you do that, him being a D&D player.

(Seriously, read the novelization of that movie. It's got like 100 pages of notes at the end)

 

[massoluk]

Why not. The way this franchise switched the genre, I won't be surprised if dude was resurrected like Gandalf.

 

[av2k]

That's ridiculous

He'd drive out of his own grave.

LMAO, you made me spit out my drink. Good shit.

 

[Nerokis]

That's ridiculous

He'd drive out of his own grave.

They'd have to do something similarly insane to make me accept this, yeah. Han's character arc would be cheapened otherwise. His death gave a certain emotional weight to Tokyo Drift and all the movies that followed, even including 7, and another "guess what, he's been running around with amnesia all along" just won't do.

 

[Shogmaster]

Chronicles of Riddick is what happens when you do that, him being a D&D player.

(Seriously, read the novelization of that movie. It's got like 100 pages of notes at the end)

There's a novelization of Chronicles or Riddick?!?

 

[zeemumu]

omg

omg i want this so much

Thunder claps in the background as a camera slowly pans down to a solitary gravestone. A faint rumble can be heard, growing slowly louder. Finally, the rumble turns into a familar revving sound.

The ground quakes more and more violently until the gravestone finally topples over from the shaking. The ground beneath the grave suddenly ruptures as two lights pierce the sky from the hole, followed by the front end of a familiar-looking orange car. As the car emerges from the ground, it quickly picks up speed and does donuts around the gravesite. When the car finally stops, the camera quickly moves towards the driver's side window, which slowly lowers until Han's face can be seen. With a sly grin on his face, he looks at the camera and speaks:

"What, you think they'd keep me buried in a Hyundai?"

 

[Tudor]

Thunder claps in the background as a camera slowly pans down to a solitary gravestone. A faint rumble can be heard, growing slowly louder. Finally, the rumble turns into a familar revving sound.

The ground quakes more and more violently until the gravestone finally topples over from the shaking. The ground beneath the grave suddenly ruptures as two lights pierce the sky from the hole, followed by the front end of a familiar-looking orange car. As the car emerges from the ground, it quickly picks up speed and does donuts around the gravesite. When the car finally stops, the camera quickly moves towards the driver's side window, which slowly lowers until Han's face can be seen. With a sly grin on his face, he looks at the camera and speaks:

"What, you think they'd keep me buried in a Hyundai?"

Made me chuckle. A lot of the suggestions in here are so crazy that I'd accept almost any of them.

As long as it's completely non sensical then it will be acceptable.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Thunder claps in the background as a camera slowly pans down to a solitary gravestone. A faint rumble can be heard, growing slowly louder. Finally, the rumble turns into a familar revving sound.

The ground quakes more and more violently until the gravestone finally topples over from the shaking. The ground beneath the grave suddenly ruptures as two lights pierce the sky from the hole, followed by the front end of a familiar-looking orange car. As the car emerges from the ground, it quickly picks up speed and does donuts around the gravesite. When the car finally stops, the camera quickly moves towards the driver's side window, which slowly lowers until Han's face can be seen. With a sly grin on his face, he looks at the camera and speaks:

"What, you think they'd keep me buried in a Hyundai?"

SOMEONE
FILM
THIS

 

[itwasTuesday]

its been a long day without you my friend

and i'll tell you all about it when I seen you again
We've come a long way from where we began

 

[Discotheque]

Thunder claps in the background as a camera slowly pans down to a solitary gravestone. A faint rumble can be heard, growing slowly louder. Finally, the rumble turns into a familar revving sound.

The ground quakes more and more violently until the gravestone finally topples over from the shaking. The ground beneath the grave suddenly ruptures as two lights pierce the sky from the hole, followed by the front end of a familiar-looking orange car. As the car emerges from the ground, it quickly picks up speed and does donuts around the gravesite. When the car finally stops, the camera quickly moves towards the driver's side window, which slowly lowers until Han's face can be seen. With a sly grin on his face, he looks at the camera and speaks:

"What, you think they'd keep me buried in a Hyundai?"

that's art brother. they still have time to film this and include it in screenings next week in the mid-credits.

 

[Maddocks]

Once they go into space, because thats the next step they need to take.

After that, they need to go into alternate worlds, where brian was never a cop, but always a buster who liked doing his taxes(boom, hes out of the movie rip paul) Dom never escalated into what he has become and still rips off truckers.

 

[Laieon]

Once they go into space, because thats the next step they need to take.

After that, they need to go into alternate worlds, where brian was never a cop, but always a buster who liked doing his taxes(boom, hes out of the movie rip paul) Dom never escalated into what he has become and still rips off truckers.

I can't wait until we get the one where they go to the early 1900s and race Model Ts and Horses.

 

[AgentOtaku]

before dying his soul fused with the RX-7

Sweet Kavinsky reference

 

[Fevaweva]

I want to see Dom drive into hell to bring Han back a la Dante's Inferno.

 

[Septimus Prime]

I can't wait until we get the one where they go to the early 1900s and race Model Ts and Horses.

How do you NO2 those?

 

[jdstorm]

I'd like to start a new game+ with your save file. That would be the coolest thing ever.

Best* part about it was that it was one of the few faces subject to Mass Effect's infamous face save glitch. Which means it never worked for Mass Effect 3. I'd like to think that Dom Shepard knew it sucked and didnt want to bother with it.

Fun Fact. A face that looks very close to Wesley Snipes is also one of the defult faces in Mass Effect 1 and it works all the way through.

Unfortunately i sold my PS3 a while ago and that save in long gone.

 

[TAJ]

There's a novelization of Chronicles or Riddick?!?

Seriously, what? This thread is now about that. I need it in my life.

 

[wisdom0wl]

This is how the franchise transitions into super powers.

Do it.

 

[hamchan]

Yes please.

 

[ZeoVGM]

I'm actually going to be upset if this isn't a post-credits scene in Fast 8 now.

Also, bring Lucas Black back to the cast in Fast 9.

 

[ghostjoke]

Come on, F&F, you know you want to take the next step into fantasy/sci-fi. You have conquered the action/chase/heist genre and are only limiting yourself if you don't have zombie-Han/Cyborg-Han/time travel/alt-universe.

 

[Dagobert Duck]

Post credits scene, Vin (presumed dead at that time) in Japan, climbing and searching for something....finding a temple in the mountains....

He opens the door...eying the ninjas in the room "Im looking for someone...a figure as mysterious as this location....a figure known as..... Raz al Ghul....

Camera slowly zooms in on a figure in the back....eating chips...well you found my real name....and it looks like you found my secret too....