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[Spirit of Jazz]

Haven't really watch Joe since his RoH days and he's still amazing. Have to love that a monster has to use a chokeslam as a desperation quick-finish and it looks legit.

 

[British Monsoon]

Why has every match on Impact been super short?

 

[Keyser Soze]

cut that segment!

 

[DMczaf]

Are Tyson and HBK going to open the show with a hug next week too?

WM14, never forget!

 

[BillRiccio]

I've switched to TNA unless Bret is on. It's been the more interesting show.

 

[truly101]

Why the fuck is Seamus champion? He looks like Dave Stewart from the Eurythmics. At least they built up that Russian dude last year to make him look like a threat, and he never even won the belt. WWE doesn't make any sense sometimes.

 

[The Faceless Master]

Why has every match on Impact been super short?

they need space to fit in all those commercials...

 

[Forkball]

Why has every match on Impact been super short?

Gotta fit in those commercials. Abyss vs. Joe was good though.

Sheamus to murder Bourne incoming.

 

[Brinbe]

Are Tyson and HBK going to open the show with a hug next week too?

WM14, never forget!

Need Cold Stone back too. :lol

 

[Lunchbox]

shemus calling out hart, shiiiiiit

........evan born

 

[Yousefb]

I can't believe this guy is the WWE Champion, the title doesn't even mean shit especially in this episode :\

 

[bathala]

time for The Bourne Job

 

[Keyser Soze]

Lets PUSH/BURY Bourne!

 

[Sanjuro]

EVAN BORINGzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[RBH]

Evan Bourne :bow

 

[painey]

Bourne interupting the Champ? Mid carders getting pushed way too far..

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Are Tyson and HBK going to open the show with a hug next week too?

WM14, never forget!

You wouldn't believe how pissed the young mark version of me was when Tyson did that.

 

[Striker]

Ugh, why does WWE make Bourne a jobber?

Oh, he's mouthing off.

 

[Seraphis Cain]

NOOOOOOO EVAN, DON'T JOB AGAIN!

 

[joeposh]

I never knew girl was packing that much heat in the booty department. That is gorgeous.

 

[Sanjuro]

Ugh, why does WWE make Bourne a jobber?

Because he sucks.

 

[British Monsoon]

Oh shit, they're actually doing something with Evan Bourne? Please don't job him to Sheamus, we know both guys can work so lets have a good match plz.

 

[Keyser Soze]

This is so ECW

 

[Buckethead]

I can't believe this guy is the WWE Champion, the title doesn't even mean shit especially in this episode :\

Sheamus has done to WWE's title what David Arquette did to WCW's.

Shame it forever. Hell the word is even in his name.

 

[Brinbe]

Flippy Bourne getting squashed... or is he?

 

[painey]

Sheamus vs Bourne would probably be the worst title match in the history of the Royal Rumble..

 

[Keyser Soze]

FUCK SAKE BOURNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lebron]

Bourne is about to get planted

 

[bathala]

Bye Bye Bourne.

yum yum.

hemme needs to wrestle again. needs more airtime

 

[krae_man]

So faces are allowed to cheat? Bellas, DX who fucking cares.

Heel even steps in the ring when they are not supposed to "GET THAT CHEATER OUT OF THE RING!"

 

[jecclr2003]

Ugh, why does WWE make Bourne a jobber?

Oh, he's mouthing off.

Correct answer? Because he's small.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Stop chanting Cena you twats

 

[Seraphis Cain]

Dammit Bourne.

Go to Japan or something where you can actually shine. D:

 

[Striker]

SMH

Correct answer? Because he's small.

Mysterio isn't? Even Tyson Kidd is a small guy, and 2010 will be a good year for him.

 

[Lebron]

Stop chanting Cena you twats

:lol

 

[Brinbe]

LMAO SHEAMUS GETTING ZERO POP AT ALL. TERRIBLE.

 

[Sanjuro]

EVAN BORI

 

[British Monsoon]

Ugh, jobbed.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

Evan sells better than anyone in the company.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

So faces are allowed to cheat? Bellas, DX who fucking cares.

Heel even steps in the ring when they are not supposed to "GET THAT CHEATER OUT OF THE RING!"

Welcome to ridiculous face commentator logic.

 

[RBH]

Hey look, it's Kurt Angle!

 

[painey]

Bourne was as orange as Sheamus's hair.

 

[Penguin]

It would have been interesting, if Bourne wasn't treated as a jobber for the most part.

But they could have someone new challenge Sheamus since the main event is and will always be the Rumble.

 

[Sanjuro]

Evan sells better than anyone in the company.

You must think Cena sells well then. :lol

 

[Jazzy Network]

Why hasn't Orton gotten his match against Shaemus yet? He'd fuck him up.

 

[Lunchbox]

why is angle wearing dog tags??

He's supposed to be my Olympic Hero

 

[avatar299]

Ugh, jobbed.

Jobber to WWE champion. Big difference

 

[British Monsoon]

EVAN BORING

What do you expect when they clearly only value him for his picture perfect shooting star press?

 

[joeposh]

Evan sells better than anyone in the company.

This is the answer to all the people who are asking why Evan jobs so much... dude can make a sidewalk slam look deadly.

He'll get a proper run in time.

 

[Seraphis Cain]

Dr. Death memorial on Raw. Classy. Kudos, Vince.