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[Ripclawe]

Hardees presents!!!

http://www.monsterthickburger.com/

 

[teiresias]

How can it even be ethical to sell such a thing???

 

[ManDudeChild]

My heart's slowing down just looking at that monstrocity.

 

[KingGondo]

Ameeeeeeriiiicaa...
Ameeeeeeriiiicaa...

America! Fuck yeah!

 

[RevenantKioku]

Don't call it a thickburger. That's just disgusting.

And I've made better looking sandwiches with much more creative, and tasty uses of those calories and grams of fat.

 

[AntoneM]

as if the greasy beef, bacon, and cheese wasn't enough they've got mayo slathered all over the top.

 

[RevenantKioku]

as if the greasy beef, bacon, and cheese wasn't enough they've got mayo slathered all over the top.

That's where the flavor sits. Mayo is an awesome condiment.

And come on, you all know you'd eat it at least once.
I would.

 

[Ripclawe]

http://www.fatcalories.com

Hardees is not afraid of multiple 1000+ calories sandwiches... DAMN...

Hardees Menu.

 

[Doth Togo]

Hardee's is delicious. Granted, I don't eat this kind of burger, but their breakfast foods are the best on the market. Their biscuits are unbeatable. However, if you're in a pinch, Bojangles is very good too.

 

[TheGreenGiant]

looks like rolls of dog shit in between buns.

 

[duderon]

This is like when that Truck manufacturer announced the were going to sell the "largest SUV".

Complete overkill, i weep for humanity if someone eats this.

 

[RevenantKioku]

Complete overkill, i weep for humanity if someone eats this.

Just for fun, why would it be so terrible if someone tried this?
I'm not talking 3 a day here, or even once a week, but someone gives this a shot, why should we weep?

 

[Meatpuppet]

Because this is the OT, and logic need not apply.

Example: Someone posts an image with themselves/other person in it. Cue massive bitchfest about the person not being Kate Moss/Michaelangelo's David.

 

[impirius]

You pansies! That's just a Double Thickburger with bacon instead of the regular lettuce/tomato/pickles. And the regular version is deeeeeelicious.

 

[xsarien]

How can it even be ethical to sell such a thing???

It isn't. But my morbid curiousity is begging to order it, just to see if I can finish it. It's like a grotesque, greasy, bacon-covered *challenge*.

Trouble is, I don't think there's a Hardee's anywhere around here.

 

[theo]

wheres the beef?

 

[Baconäger]

Damn, that looks tasty. I need to have one.

 

[Cool]

YOU CAN'T SELL THAT AND BE PRO-LIFE. WHAT'S WRONG WITH AMERICA'S MORALS?!

 

[Escape Goat]

All you had to say was Hardees for me to become nauseous. The picture just induced projectile vomiting.

 

[impirius]

All you had to say was Hardees for me to become nauseous. The picture just induced projectile vomiting.

That's just your body's way of making room for a DELICIOUS THICKBURGER

 

[Christoff Yurievich]

It isn't. But my morbid curiousity is begging to order it, just to see if I can finish it. It's like a grotesque, greasy, bacon-covered *challenge*.

Trouble is, I don't think there's a Hardee's anywhere around here.

Hardee's are also known as Carl's Jr on the west coast. Short story - Carl's bought Hardee's but let them keep the name.

 

[xsarien]

Hardee's are also known as Carl's Jr on the west coast. Short story - Carl's bought Hardee's but let them keep the name.

Yeah, well, I'm not in California. Wish I was, though. Winter is the suckiest thing to ever suck a suck.

 

[DarienA]

I have to try it at least once.

 

[3phemeral]

That would have been appealing to me had my body not started to reject most fast foods these past few months My belt buckle popped and carved a hole through the wall just looking at that monster.

 

[lachesis]

I should be glad that there are no Hardee's in NY metropolitan area as far as I know...

Damn. That thing looks junky-tasty, but I would never dare to try it...

However, some of those diner burgers are even larger than this thingie, and I'm sure it has more calories.

lachesis

 

[Team Rancid]

That's where the flavor sits. Mayo is an awesome condiment.

You are a man of excellent taste. Mayo on cheeseburgers = Heaven!

 

[boredJonathan]

At least they thought ahead...

(Forgive me.. I'm feeling a little slap happy.)

 

[EdLuva]

Damn, that looks nasty. I need to have none.

Fixed.

 

[Lucky Forward]

The first thing I thought of when I saw this was that commercial on The Simpsons...

We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich,
creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg.

We call it the Good Morning Burger.

 

[jenov4]

Hey, remove the bun and you can have the 'carb friendly' version of this! That will ease the folks on the Atkins diet. :lol

 

[MIMIC]

Jesus Christ I need one of those.

 

[OmniGamer]

The first thing I thought of when I saw this was that commercial on The Simpsons...

lol, I love that...I actually made a variation of that during the dietary indulgence that was last year(80 pounds ago).

 

[Overseer]

 

[duderon]

I would want to try it if it wasn't just two buns and trans-fatty acid evilness. Throw some lettuce and tomato on there, jesus.

 

[Ristamar]

I've tried Hardees 1/2 pound burgers, and they're actually pretty good.

About a year and a half ago, while I was waiting in line at a BK with some friends, I tried to put together the highest calorie count value meal possible. It came out to be:

- Double Whopper with Cheese (w/standard condiments)
- King Size Fries (w/salt)
- Large Chocolate Shake

Total Calories: 2510
-Calories from Fat: 1130

Total Weight (grams): 1174

Total Fat (grams): 126
-Saturated Fat (grams): 52
-Trans Fat (grams): 11

Sodium (mg): 3230

Total Carbs: 262

Total Sugars (grams): 137

Protein (grams): 78

 

[Trakball]

If this is the same thing as the Six Dolla Burger, you fools talking shit are MISSING! OUT! I mean, if you like meat, that is. I don't know if Carl's puts heroin or crack rock or what in those things, but FUCK are they GOOD. And ADDICTIVE.

All that being said, there's no way I'd eat a double.

 

[psycho_snake]

I bet Hardees get sued by someone for making them fat.

 

[GamePnoy74]

Hey don't forget Hardee's sister company Carl's Jr...they have the freakin Double Six-Dollar Burger...one pound of meat =P

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

Ugh, how can people eat this shit?

 

[Trakball]

Ugh, how can people eat this shit?

IT'S FUCKING A GOOD, that's why.

 

[psycho_snake]

IT'S FUCKING A GOOD, that's why.

Sure it might taste good, but its not good when you think how much that would effect you.

 

[xsarien]

Sure it might taste good, but its not good when you think how much that would effect you.

Unless you're eating one a day, it's probably not going to do much beyond giving you mild heart burn.

 

[Baconäger]

beef + cheese = delicious

 

[Trakball]

Sure it might taste good, but its not good when you think how much that would effect you.

Well, that's why I eat nothing but lawn clippings and tofu *sigh*

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Last time I tried to eat one of those "massive" burgers, it ended up in my toilet bowl. I think I'll stick with the 1/4 lb. burgers, thank you very much.

 

[BuddyC]

Man oh man, I need to find a local Hardees.

 

[Ripclawe]

oh man, I forgot about the six pound burger
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/apfeature_story.asp?category=1120&slug=Burger Challenge

CLEARFIELD, Pa. -- People from New York and Ohio come to Denny's Beer Barrel Pub for a pretty big hamburger: 6 pounds of beef, one large onion, two whole tomatoes, a half a head of lettuce, 1 1/4 pounds of cheese, top and bottom buns, and a cup each of mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, relish, banana peppers and some pickles.

 

[AntoneM]

on second though, there is one cirumsatnce in which I'd eat this... ROAD TRIP. it's a whole days worth of calories in one sitting, you wouldn't need to stop for food again that day.

 

[BuddyC]

Man, the nearest Hardees is 15.9 miles away. Hmmm.

 

[duderon]

oh man, I forgot about the six pound burger
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/apfeature_story.asp?category=1120&slug=Burger Challenge

:lol

That just looks rediculous, but i would want to try to eat it, since it's something you could tell your grandkids about. Or it could launch you onto the competitive eating circuit.