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1,470 calories and 103 grams of fat, feel the heart stoppage!

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Ripclawe said:
oh man, I forgot about the six pound burger
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/apfeature_story.asp?category=1120&slug=Burger Challenge




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Here's a good rule of thumb...never try to eat a hamburger that's bigger than your own head.

Actually, that thing looks more like a meatloaf on a bun.
 

RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
You guys made me hungry.
I grilled up 2 beef patties in a mix of garlic salt and Worcester sauce.
Threw them on a toasted bun, each part prior had some mayonnaise applied.
Each burger got a pickle and a slice of american cheese put on them.
The lower burger got a splash of blue cheese dressing and hot sauce, while the upper got a mix of ketchup and a dab of steak sauce.
Delicious.
 

Escape Goat

Member
Being the forum's foremost authority on hamburgers, I advise you all not to eat at Hardees.

*places McDonalds money hat on hat rack*
 
Teh Hamburglar said:
Being the forum's foremost authority on hamburgers, I advise you all not to eat at Hardees.

*places McDonalds money hat on hat rack*


i need you to do a study on this "HAM-BURGER" thing and have it on my desk next week. i think i figured out a way to beat cheney.
 
max_cool said:
on second though, there is one cirumsatnce in which I'd eat this... ROAD TRIP. it's a whole days worth of calories in one sitting, you wouldn't need to stop for food again that day.

You do realise a full day's calorie intake for the average male should be about 2500?

Just curious
 

Ripclawe

Banned
http://www.hernandotoday.com/MGBHYW7PP1E.html

A dance with the monster
By PAUL QUINLAN

As the youngest and lowest-paid reporter at our newspaper, the assignment fell on my desk. My preparations for this assignment began the night before.
I ate a light dinner. I skipped breakfast. And after the buildup, I suppose I expected some kind of reaction - a prolonged stare, a light smirk - from the store manager, a friendly woman named Linda Leonard, who happened to be working the cash register at around noon on Thursday.

One Monster Thickburger, small fries and a small coke: $7.68.
My lunch order contained enough caloric sustenance to power a healthy, adult male through 80 percent of his day. Linda didn't appear to be the least bit interested.
"How many of these do you sell a day," I asked Linda
"About 20," she replied.


I took a number and sat down at a booth. Shortly afterwards, Linda arrived with the food. The Monster Thickburger leaned against a small pile of fries, one end rearing from a waxpaper wrapper I'm told is designed to catch grease as it drips out the back end.
I unsheathed it and began eating. It dripped. It oozed. The thick patties slid toward the back as I attacked from the front. I switched angles, digging in on different sides, and I endured. I didn't finish the fries.

Those who attempt the Monster Thickburger will find that consuming the first half is much more enjoyable then choking down the second half. And choking down the second half is much more enjoyable than dealing with the aftereffects.
But in a health-conscious age we should all tip our hats to the multimillion dollar fast-food operation whose menu boards feature no salads, no baked potatoes, and no yogurt.
When I asked the cook how long it took her to prepare one of the new burgers, she said it was easier than most.

"You don't have to add the lettuce, tomato and onions," she explained.
No vegetables whatsoever. The perfect fast food burger.
 

jobber

Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
I got one for lunch. It's so heave, it ripped the bag. CALL 911 NOW!
 

Hitokage

Setec Astronomer
One thing I've come to discover is that how you feel after a meal is just as important if not moreso than how a meal tastes while you're eating it...

...this thing will make you feel like shit.
 

Belfast

Member
This is such bullshit. And their Breakfast Bowl is disgusting. It pains me to see this stuff happening and its even worse because I don't want stuff like this fucking up people like my parents and others who swear on crap like this because they're on CARB diets. I dunno, I gorged myself on fast food for years and while I still get some, I've cut out most of it. I've been burger free since May and I rarely eat red meat outside of the occassional morsels of beef in a pasta sauce or ravioli or something. This just honestly can't be a good thing.
 

jobber

Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
It was pretty good. Lot better than Wendy's triple stack burger. Taste like someone grilled 2 big patties outside and threw on some bacon. Now I feel sleepy.
 

DonasaurusRex

Online Ho Champ
Ha that sandwich does not even begin to approach the evil that is the Monte Cristo or even the Big Irish those are sandwiches from the devil.
 

bjork

Member
I would guess that Jack's Triple Ultimate Cheeseburger trumps this burger in terms of how bad it is for you. But a TUC was so damn good...
 

xsarien

daedsiluap
DonasaurusRex said:
Ha that sandwich does not even begin to approach the evil that is the Monte Cristo or even the Big Irish those are sandwiches from the devil.

Do they have bacon?
 

Zaptruder

Banned
I think that 6 pound burger has more calories than the 8000 calorie manwich that was posted here a couple times before...
 

DDayton

(more a nerd than a geek)
This doesn't look like the Carl's Jr. $6 Burgers (Western Bacon Cheeseburger, please), but it's probably along the same lines.

Again, what is wrong with someone eating this on the rare occasion? Eating it every day would be suicide, but eating it occasionally won't cause harm. Moderation, always.
 

Prine

Banned
dont you people feel guilty putting that shit into your body?

im in tears everytime i eat a small chicken sandwitch from burger king (not often, maybe once in 4 months)

i only eat fast food when theres absolulty no choice, and im on the verge of starving
 

tralfazz

Member
Sad thing is I travel to small towns where fast food joints are all there is. I imagine if they could afford it there are people that will eat this a couple of times a week. I am always so depressed when I go to these towns as the fast food joints and Wal-Mart just own these people.
 

ourumov

Member
I suppose you are joking but I can't understand how anyone can eat one of these...It's like playing with a knive near your yugular...
Well, not that risky...
 
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