If I was a mod, I would hijack the OP and edit every number in the list to be for Free Birds.
And each description would be a slightly different telling of Free Birds.
Also, I'd change Expendable's name to Free Birds
And his avatar to the lead character from Free Birds.
And I'd tag every member as Free Birds
And perma-ban any son of a bitch who ever made a post that didn't mention Free Birds.
And if anyone ever said one negative thing about Free Birds...
I'd pay a guy to go to their house in the middle of the night, break in, tie up their family and just beat the living shit out of that brash, vulgar motherfucker who had the audacity to decry the testament to our lord, God, and savior that is Free Birds.