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[Kadayi]

I was practising.

In the closet?

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

it is around here.

[vis_name][/vis_name] your challenge is to successfully use "cum closet" in a gaming-side thread

 

[Scopa]

In the closet?

I prefer public toilets.

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

I prefer public toilets.

Isn't a public toilet technically just a public cum closet?

 

[Scopa]

Isn't a public toilet technically just a public cum closet?

To me it is.

 

[Kadayi]

To me it is.

It's all coming out ...of the closet

 

[haxan7]

Ok the last batch were pretty good.

Won’t go too much more into the details but it was certainly a night I’ll remember for a long time. Also found out her friend was on her period but I banged her anyway.

Her being on her period is MORE of a reason to bang her. Very small chance to get her pregnant even if you let loose inside, and if you have a beard you can feel like a wolf who just killed his prey when you go in the bathroom to clean yourself up afterwards.

Or just go to sleep like that.

 

[Unknown Quantity]

it is around here.

[vis_name][/vis_name] your challenge is to successfully use "cum closet" in a gaming-side thread

I cheated, but...

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/possible-red-dead-2-pc-leak.1469840/#post-253658472

 

[J-Roderton]

Ok the last batch were pretty good.


Her being on her period is MORE of a reason to bang her. Very small chance to get her pregnant even if you let loose inside, and if you have a beard you can feel like a wolf who just killed his prey when you go in the bathroom to clean yourself up afterwards.

Or just go to sleep like that.

 

[Osukaa]

it is around here.

[vis_name][/vis_name] your challenge is to successfully use "cum closet" in a gaming-side thread

Hmmm interesting challenge I better do it in the next couple a days or ill most likely forget lol

 

[Orpheum]

it is around here.

[vis_name][/vis_name] your challenge is to successfully use "cum closet" in a gaming-side thread

Okay sure. When you least expect it.

 

[Scopa]

“Cum closet”

Spoiler

Sorry, I didn’t want to bump an MGS 2 thread to get my achievement. I’m getting good at this though.

 

[Papa]

“Cum closet”

Spoiler

Sorry, I didn’t want to bump an MGS 2 thread to get my achievement. I’m getting good at this though.

is that ur mum

 

[Scopa]

is that ur mum

I wish. That would make a lot of sense though. I’ll save it for the confessions.

 

[Greedings]

it is around here.

[vis_name][/vis_name] your challenge is to successfully use "cum closet" in a gaming-side thread

I must lay my trap...

 

[haxan7]

it is around here.

[vis_name][/vis_name] your challenge is to successfully use "cum closet" in a gaming-side thread

Ok I googled cum closet.

Today I learned being locked in a closet full of farts is a type of porn.

 

[Scopa]

Ok I googled cum closet.

Today I learned being locked in a closet full of farts is a type of porn.

That’s called a Dutch oven.

 

[Cunth]

I’m currently trapped in a room of my own terrible farts. Damn meatballs

 

[Papa]

Ok I googled cum closet.

Today I learned being locked in a closet full of farts is a type of porn.

I liked it, but I don’t like this at all...

 

[Unknown Quantity]

謝謝 。如果你趣味 , 我們相會頻繁有壹些漫談在這裏簡繁中文 。寧肯憑練習之呢

 

[Musky_Cheese]

is that ur mum

I wish.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Spoiler

i need to make more challenges

 

[Greedings]

it is around here.

[vis_name][/vis_name] your challenge is to successfully use "cum closet" in a gaming-side thread

Pssssh. Piece of piss.
#477

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

GAFfession #1​

I've slept with so many people that in surprised that I still don't have an STD.

GAFfession #2
​

I act like Dark Souls is this amazing game/experience. I’ve never played even 1 second of those games.

GAFfession #3
​

The first time I got laid, I was tripping on magic mushrooms. I worked with this absolutely drop dead gorgeous half Filipino/half Italian chick who was older than me. She always had a thing for me and would flirt with me like crazy. If the roles were reversed, it would be jail time sexual harrassment. Anyway, another workmate who had worked there and with her much longer than me (and who I went to high school with) invited me up to his place on the weekend to take some shrooms while his parents were away. I ended up inviting this chick to join us. We had a great time tripping, drinking and talking and then this girl excused herself to go to bed as she was tired. My friend graciously offered up his parents bedroom to her. I shot the shit with him for another half an hour and then I asked him if he wanted another drink and I went inside to get them for us. Instead, I didn’t go to get the drinks. I made a beeline for his parents bedroom and jumped into bed with the raging sex machine. Fast forward an hour or two and I go back to the backyard where I had left him and he’s still there chainsmoking. He asks were his drink is and then he proceeds to give me a verbal and very emotional barrage. Turns out he had had a serious crush on this same chick for a long time and was hoping tonight was the night for him. He was also furious I got jiggy wit it in his parents bed. I could only manage a sheepish shrug and a “can you blame me?” look on my face. I felt guilty, but proud at the same time. I don’t think he ever got over it. I mean, can you blame me?

 

[Cunth]

lold hard at the dark souls one

 

[Musky_Cheese]

That #2 again!

We have a liar on GAF! I’m gonna be questioning all of Souls GAF!

 

[J-Roderton]

Entertaining as usual, Gaf. *cheers.

 

[Scopa]

Someone wake up Asympathetique (how the hell do I @ a username with Chinese characters?!). I just finished my morning coffees and need reading material for my next step.

 

[bitbydeath]

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

GAFfession #1:
​

I love crossdressing

GAFfession #2:
​

I had a threesome with a really hot female TV host from Travel Channel / NatGeo, and an Israeli IDF sniper. Each one of us gave and took what we wanted. The room stunk after a night of nonstop destruction.

GAFfession #3:​

I was at a party once, standing at a bar behind a loud American, waiting for a drink. I got sick of listening to him drone on to his cohorts whilst simultaneously ignoring the bartenders, being oblivious to the line forming behind him and taking up valuable real estate at the bar. "This brash yank obviously doesn't know how Aussie pubs work", I thought, so I stuck my arm out, shoved him aside and pushed through to the bar whilst giving him the evil eye. It was then I noticed the shocked look of all around me, including my group of friends. I ordered my drinks, got back to my thirsty friends and as I handed out their beverages, one of them turns to me and motions towards the Yank, "Do you know who that is?". "No.", I said, "I didn't really look.". "You just shoved Mike Patton (Faith No More)." "Oh...", I said as I glanced back over to an angrier than usual looking Mike Patton glaring at me. One time I was standing with my mates up against a marble pillar in the same bar, having a scotch and shooting the shit. All of a sudden I hear this ear-piercing hyena scream and look up just in time to see a tumbler glass come hurtling towards my head. I ducked it somehow (even though I was many drinks in) and the glass shattered with an almighty crash on the marble pillar, right where my head had been. Of course, I checked to see who was pitching glass at me, ready to get all serious, only to find out that the glass hurler was none other than one hit wonder Peaches. A singer you may remember. I was bemused. I was confused and to this day, I have no idea if I was her intended victim. Another time I was at the same bar again having a drink with the same buddies. The place was packed and we had been standing for ages, so we were playing the "If you spot a free table, run for it and we'll follow." game. My mate had been studying a table for awhile because no one was sitting there, but it had six full open bottles of wine laid out on it begging to be drunk. We were perplexed by this for some time. After about an hour we decided that an empty table with 6 unattended and neglected bottles of wine on it in an environment like this was fair game. After all, we just wanted to rest our weary legs. Two and a half bottles in we were approached by a person. "Oh oh", we thought, "Here we go....". Turns out it was Silverchair's table and accordingly Silverchair's wine. Sure enough, as we panned our eyes around to where the person was gesturing, there they were (minus Daniel Johns). They gave us the cheers sign with their glass and instructed us to drink up. With a smile. "We're not paying for it anyway. Actually, we're not sure who's paying for it. Enjoy boys!". This all happened on the same night as did many other things I can't remember.

​

 

[J-Roderton]

Nonstop destruction!

 

[Captain Zyrain]

Very nice.

 

[haxan7]

I had a threesome with a really hot female TV host from Travel Channel / NatGeo, and an Israeli IDF sniper. Each one of us gave and took what we wanted. The room stunk after a night of nonstop destruction.

Smelled like mac and cheese + gym socks?

Nice.

I've slept with so many people that in surprised that I still don't have an STD.

Same.

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

GAFfession #1:
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I like fat girls

GAFfession #2:
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I missed my best friends wedding. I was supposed to be best man. Went out to a strip club the night before. Drank way too much, ended up taking some sort of powdery drug from some random guy. Blacked out. Woke up in my bed puking for the next 7 hours. Something I will never forgive myself for.

GAFfession #3:​

I have cheated on my girlfriend and despite her being kind and sweet to me... she loves me more than I love her. I don't like this, but I want to try to fix my fucking up for her sake.

 

[J-Roderton]

#2 Ouch.

 

[yeahokaywhatever]

it is around here.

[vis_name][/vis_name] your challenge is to successfully use "cum closet" in a gaming-side thread

Challenged accepted. Be right back. Didn't see this since it was missing the @ and you can search for it, ThatStupidLion

 

[Redneckerz]

Is a late entry confession allowed? Because if so, i am in

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

Is a late entry confession allowed? Because if so, i am in

Up until the last day!

 

[Redneckerz]

Up until the last day!

Submitted a GAFfession!

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

Submitted a GAFfession!

Sweet redneckerz.

 

[lil puff]

it is around here.

[vis_name][/vis_name] your challenge is to successfully use "cum closet" in a gaming-side thread

Without getting banned?

hmmm. This is a serious challenge.

 

[yeahokaywhatever]

Without getting banned?

hmmm. This is a serious challenge.

Not if you know the power of hyperbole.

 

[Geki-D]

Asympathetique reflects a less positive time of my life, and it's also in a language I sometimes prefer not to speak these days (Français).

Hey wait, far as I know "Asympathetique" isn't a word in french. You're thinking of "Antipathique"

 

[Cunth]

嫩翼, do you have a confession to make

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

Hey wait, far as I know "Asympathetique" isn't a word in french. You're thinking of "Antipathique"

No, it's not. I added an "a" to "sympathique," which is.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

@ guaranteed STD carrier:

@ horrible person:

@ tripping virgin:

@ crossdresser:

@ threesomer:

@ Aussie Bar Patron:

@ bbw lover:

@ worst best man:

@ cheater:

 

[WinterIsComing]

Submitted a GAFfession!

We'll all know it's yours as soon as a wall of text comes up.

 

[Redneckerz]

We'll all know it's yours as soon as a wall of text comes up.

You will be surprised then.

 

[Scopa]

A little disappointed in todays stories. Come on guys, do better. I know you’re more depraved than that.

 

[Cunth]

bring back cum closet guy