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[A Fish Aficionado]

Dude has some entrepreneurial skills for sure.

I'd be interested in knowing wether he'll actually go to medical school after all this. Dude is going to be a legend.
Could at least have sprung for a non-garbage stethoscope though. The images have me dying.

If he gets convicted, then good luck trying to enter med school with a felony, especially practicing without a license.


he can still write a book and have a movie after him, so his future is not all bleak.

 

[Lagamorph]

 

[robotrock]

Dr. Robinson is a doctor I trust

 

[Beren the Empty-Handed]

Dr Love-Robinson utilizes physiological, psychological, and mechanical methods, such as air, water, light, heat, earth, phototherapy, food and herb therapy, psychotherapy, electrotherapy, physiotherapy, mechanotherapy, naturopathic corrections and manipulation, and natural methods or modalities, together with natural medicines, natural processed foods, and herbs and nature’s remedies.

This is gold, but this part:

such as air, water, light, heat, earth

takes the cake. Like he realized that just saying "fire" might make it a little too ridiculous, so he dialed it back.

You can't fool me Dr. Love-Robinson, I know you're Doctor Planet!

 

[ramparter]

Came for this.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

This is gold, but this part:



takes the cake. Like he realized that just saying "fire" might make it a little too ridiculous, so he dialed it back.

You can't fool me Dr. Love-Robinson, I know you're Doctor Planet!

That's normal for "holistic medicine"
http://www.holisticmed.com/whatis.html

http://www.holisticmed.com/whatis.html

 

[Beren the Empty-Handed]

That's normal for "holistic medicine"
http://www.holisticmed.com/whatis.html

http://www.holisticmed.com/whatis.html

I was mainly pointing out the five classical elements hilarity and only glanced at the others. Didn't realize that mechanotherapy was real. The others I've seen before and are just a grab-bag assortment of things.

 

[Greddleok]

Gray's Anatomy?

Perfect.

 

[Agent Gibbs]

So is this a case of a kid who was never told no? and deluded himself he could become a doctor?
I kept waiting during the report for them to say they were live on saturday night live or something

 

[Walpurgis]

If he gets convicted, then good luck trying to enter med school with a felony, especially practicing without a license.


he can still write a book and have a movie after him, so his future is not all bleak.

If he goes to jail, he'll probably become a prison guard and later open his own alternative prison.

This is gold, but this part:



takes the cake. Like he realized that just saying "fire" might make it a little too ridiculous, so he dialed it back.

You can't fool me Dr. Love-Robinson, I know you're Doctor Planet!

Yeah, I thought I was watching an episode of Avatar when I read that.

 

[Beren the Empty-Handed]

Yeah, I thought I was watching an episode of Avatar when I read that.

I couldn't decide if I wanted a Captain Planet, Avatar, or Fifth Element joke. It was like being a kid doctor in a candy store.

 

[WanderingWind]

They should convict this kid and sentence him to medical school.

 

[ManUnkindH]

This is amazing, just like George from Seinfeld being a marine biologist.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

He looks like he's 15. Not sure what he expected to happen.

This man is a doctor so I don't see what looks has to do with it.

 

[Homeboyd]

So is this a case of a kid who was never told no? and deluded himself he could become a doctor?

Tuesdays in the clinic they offer affluenza shots.

 

[wildfire]

You know what? I don't care. This is awesome.

I do care. I hope noone was seriously hurt from his practice. I want to enjoy this awesomeness.

 

[PillarEN]

Are we sure he also isn't a Pan Am employee?

 

[daveo42]

Not even through the first video:

done horses

Whelp...

 

[snacknuts]

18 years old and opens up his own medical clinic. I'm 36 and got carded a few months back trying to buy my nephew an M-rated game. WTF.

Those videos are up there with some of the best cringe comedy I've seen.

 

[blackjaw]

Doc I found a bump it might be cancer can you take a look?

Oh just go home, sit in the sunshine, breath some air and have a nice glass of water and you'll be better! That'll be $3500.

 

[Arkeband]

This man is a doctor so I don't see what looks has to do with it.

I'm going to need that kid photoshopped with a mohawk and doing goofy poses with his grandmothers.

 

[bluelightningduo]

I'm going to need that kid photoshopped with a mohawk and doing goofy poses with his grandmothers.

One of which is referred to as "Dr." on the clinic's website even though she has an honorary doctorate in theology.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

 

[HeySeuss]

Do you need a license to practice holistic medicine? Serious question I really don't know.

 

[OTIX]

Doc I found a bump it might be cancer can you take a look?

Oh just go home, sit in the sunshine, breath some air and have a nice glass of water and you'll be better! That'll be $3500.

You forgot the power of Earth.

 

[Maaaaaardy]

http://www.nbnlmedicalcenter.com/staff.html

I've fucking lost it oh my god.

 

[FortuneFaded]

May not be qualified to be a medical practitioner, but certainly qualified for a reboot of Diagnosis Murder.

Fixed. I want more Dick.

 

[hypernima]

Earl Sweatshirt needs to keep his day job.

 

[Homeboyd]

Do you need a license to practice holistic medicine? Serious question I really don't know.

There are actually schools and states who acknowledge Naturopathic Doctors (NDs) as crazy as it sounds. Unfortunately, Florida isn't one of them. (Not that this kid has any training either way)

Often times these "cease-and-desist" cases where people are 'pretending to be medical doctors' are linked to people with NDs so take that into consideration.

 

[backflip10019]

Like what was his end game here? Did he really think he wouldn't be caught?

 

[Pikma]

This is one of the best things I've ever seen.

 

[PeskyToaster]

Lol his name is actually Dr. Love.

His methods were probably just as legit as other alt medicine.

 

[Makonero]

Guys, this is a picture of my doctor. I think he's a fake too.

What do you think?

 

[KingWool]

Where's he getting all this money from??

 

[Corronchilejano]

Like what was his end game here? Did he really think he wouldn't be caught?

Fake it till you make it.

Spoiler

Or kill someone.

 

[judhudson]

I wouldn't mess with him. I heard he was crazy

 

[jblank83]

I'd be interested in knowing wether he'll actually go to medical school after all this. Dude is going to be a legend.

He'll be a legend at being an idiot and a criminal.

Medical schools hesitate to take anyone with a drunk driving arrest, much less imitating a medical doctor. Medical schools want extremely intelligent AND extremely responsible students. This person is neither.

 

[LuciusAxelrod]

Honestly, if I were going to a place called New Life Alternative Medicine I wouldn't be expecting to see a real doctor anyway, so I don't know what the big deal is.

 

[Raxus]

Honestly, if I were going to a place called New Life Alternative Medicine I wouldn't be expecting to see a real doctor anyway, so I don't know what the big deal is.

He likely extorted patients out of money and could have/may have hurt someone.

 

[AxelFoley]

I can't stop laughing. Those pictures...lmao

Right? I'm fucking losing my shit here.

 

[Homeboyd]

Honestly, if I were going to a place called New Life Alternative Medicine I wouldn't be expecting to see a real doctor anyway, so I don't know what the big deal is.

The state of Florida disagrees with you.

 

[E92 M3]

I respect his [neurotic] hustle.

 

[LyleLanley]

This fucking guy.

Lol, that was great.

 

[mr jones]

This is one of the best things I've ever seen.

Yup. Best story of the year so far.

The absurdity is fantastic. He was in a hospital "shadowing" for a month? He actually opened a clinic with two other people who assisted in him pretending to be a doctor?

I mean... I can't even. The balls it would take. I hope that he does something good with that drive and determination after he pays his debt to society.

 

[LogicStep]

Alternative medicine professionals? Is that really a thing?

 

[Keri]

The story of the 17-year-old caught last year in a pregnant woman's exam room at St. Mary's Medical Center went viral.

I'm surprised he didn't get in more trouble for this. I guess it depends on the exam and the timing in her pregnancy, but a lot of my pregnancy appointments involve me being pants-less and in stirrups, so if a teenage boy just made his way into my room to watch that, I'd be furious.

 

[andycapps]

Honestly, he's as effective as actual holistic, alternative medicine doctors.

Hilarious story.

 

[Viewt]

I'm surprised he didn't get in more trouble for this. I guess it depends on the exam and the timing in her pregnancy, but a lot of my pregnancy appointments involve me being pants-less and in stirrups, so if a teenage boy just made his way into my room to watch that, I'd be furious.

As a minor at the time, there may not have been much they could do. Not now, though. As funny as the story is, he could be in for a rough go. :\

 

[mr jones]

I'm surprised he didn't get in more trouble for this. I guess it depends on the exam and the timing in her pregnancy, but a lot of my pregnancy appointments involve me being pants-less and in stirrups, so if a teenage boy just made his way into my room to watch that, I'd be furious.

It might have been something less intimate, like an ultrasound.

If he WAS doing a shadow session while an OB is doing a vaginal examination? Yeeeeah. No bueno.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Douchey Howser M.D.

One and done.