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Lathentar said:
Carpenter is putting up some amazing numbers as well. Carpenter is going to end up with like 22 wins though.

If the Astros make the playoffs, Clemens is a lock though.
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If Clemens has a sub 2.00 era, there's no way they can't vote for him. I think his era right now is the best it's been since world war 2, this late in the season.
 
Kuroyume said:
Another win for us... :D I wish we could play one more game with the CUBS lol... time to head West!
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Heh,yeah. The road has been quite an omen for the Mets. On a bright note though-Pedro on Tuesday baby,hopefully the bullpen can get him the win this time.
 
Cubsfan23 said:
If Clemens has a sub 2.00 era, there's no way they can't vote for him. I think his era right now is the best it's been since world war 2, this late in the season.
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If Carpenter keeps it up, he'll be approaching a sub 2.00 era.

Also, Derek Lee has fallen back down to Earth. He's dropped like 30 points in his average since the All Star break and is the leader in none of the Triple Crown categories anymore.
 
Wooo, just got tix to see Pedro pitch next Sunday.

Damn these Mets. Crush me one series, and then get my hopes up the next. Ah well, they're at least fun to watch this season.
 
Damn, I just realized that the A's tied the Angels for the lead in the AL West with a 64 and 47 record.

Just to put that in perspective, exactly 2 months ago on June 8th, the A's were 23-25, they've gone 41-22 since. Even worse, on July 8th, they were 42-43.... So since July 8th, the A's have gone 22-4. INSANE.
 
Astros year so far...
9-13 April
10-19 May
16-9 June
22-7 July
3-3 August

Astros now have...
Washington x3
Pittsburgh x3
Chicago x3
Milwaukee x4

...ALL AT HOME, where the Astros are 36-15 this year.



Then, we have

3 @ San Diego
3 @ Los Angeles
Cincinnati x3 at home

Sept 2nd vs St Louis is the next series I'm actually worried about.

Astros still have 30 home games left as opposed to 21 road games. :)

Anyway, Atlanta in the first round here we come yet again!
 
Clemens starts with 6 IP or more, and 2 ER or less (more than 2ER or less than 6 innings in red)

vs CIN 7ip 1ER
vs NYM 7ip 0ER
vs ATL 7ip 0er
vs Stl 7ip 0er
vs Chi 7ip 3er
vs PIT 7ip 2ER
vs FLA 7ip 0er
vs SF 8ip 1ER
vs ARI 6IP 2ER
vs CHI 5IP 0ER
vs CIN 8IP 3er
vs STL 5IP 4ER
vs TOR 7ip 1ER
vs KC 6ip 0ER
vs COL 7ip 1ER
vs COL 7ip 1ER
vs CIN 7ip 0ER
vs LAD 7ip 2ER
vs STL 7ip 1ER
vs WAS 6ip 0ER
vs PHI 7ip 2ER
vs ARI 7ip 1ER
vs SF 7ip 0ER
 
Lathentar said:
The craziest thing is... without that St. Louis sweep, we're 22-4.
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Yeah, well without the 7 game losing streak, 8 game losing streak, and the current 5 game losing streak the Cubs would be 54-37! So there!
 
Murton with about the only hit of the night for the Cubs so far.....better bench him for the next 6 games Dusty you effing RETARD.
 
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Murton draws a walk in a good looking at bat. BENCH HIM FOR 6 WEEKS! Can't be having these damned rookies thinking they have a shot at succeeding unless they're named Corey "The Franchise" Patterson.
 
I'm disappointed, because there wasn't a single post by any of the White Sox fans in this thread today.

Also, KID FUCKING WONDERFUL for the win. :lol
 
Mashing said:
My god Cubs fans are hilarious when they are ragging on their own team. I'm in stitches here.
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Mr.Bob is funny and can deal with it,Cubsfan is aching with pain and will vanish into thin air when the Stros win the WC again.
 
Talk about effort! Found this on the Cubs message board. Enjoy:

American Pie, Dusty style

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A long long time ago
I can still remember how the cubbies used to play real hard
And I knew if they'd get a chance
Ernie, Billy, and Ryno could make us dance
And maybe we'd be happy for a while

But Baker's Boys made me shiver
With every error they'd deliver
Bad news when he goes to Wuertz
How come his pitchers cant cover first

I can't remember if they tried
When I saw them lay down side by side
But something touched me deep inside
The day the cubs didn't try

So,
Bye-bye, Mister Dusty Baker
Drove my Chevy to the ballpark
But the ballpark was dry
Them good old cubs were eating hotdogs on rye
Singin' this'll be the day we might try
This'll be the day we might try

Did you see them bunt that ball
no I didnt, thats dustys call
maybe one day we'll play small ball
Do you believe in hit and run
or should we wait for a home run
And can you teach me how to have some fun

Well, I know that you're one stubborn clown
as we watch the cubbies go down down down
You both downed some more booze
Man, when will you get a clue

I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink toothpick and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the cubs didnt try

I started singin'
Bye-bye, Mister Dusty Baker
Drove my Chevy to the ballpark
But the ballpark was dry
Them good old cubs were eating hotdogs on rye
Singin' this'll be the day we might try
This'll be the day we might try

Now, for two years we've had a hi payroll
And the cubs got fat on jelly rolls
But that's not how it used to be
When the manager said you better listen to me
In a coat he borrowed from Billy
And a voice that came from you and me

Oh, and while Dusty was looking down
The Cardinals n astros stole his crown
The ballpark was adjourned
The verdict was returned
And while the brewers passed them by
Baker said we'll try try try
And he went out for a smoke
Cuz he knew that was joke

We were singing
Bye-bye, Mister Dusty Baker
Drove my Chevy to the ballpark
But the ballpark was dry
Them good old cubs were eating hotdogs on rye
Singin' this'll be the day we might try
This'll be the day we might try

Helter Skelter in a summer swelter
The Cubs just sat back and tried to belt her
In 4th place and falling fast
It landed foul out on the grass
The players tried to score some runs
But its hard with big fat buns

Now the game time air was sweet perfume
While the Fans sang that good ole tune
We all got up to sing
Oh, but we never got the ring
'Cause the players tried to take the field
But the Bakers boys fate was long ago sealed
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the cubs didnt try

We started singing
Bye-bye, Mister Dusty Baker
Drove my Chevy to the ballpark
But the ballpark was dry
Them good old cubs were eating hotdogs on rye
Singin' this'll be the day we might try
This'll be the day we might try

Oh, and there we were in last place
A whole season Lost in Space
With no time left to start again
So come on, Dusty be nimble, Dusty be quick
You used to play at candlestick
'Cause Homeruns are the Devil's only friend

Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
His line up was all shot to ####
He could not break the cubs cold spell
And as the die hards got on his back
They would not give him any slack
I saw Sosa laughing with delight
The day the cubbies lacked the fight

He was singing
Bye-bye, Mister Dusty Baker
Drove my Chevy to the ballpark
But the ballpark was dry
Them good old cubs were eating hotdogs on rye
Singin' this'll be the day we might try
This'll be the day we might try

I saw a coach who didnt have fun
And I asked why his team didn't hit and run
But he just smiled and turned away
I went down to Murhpys bar
Too see the Cubs win the wild card
But the man there said the cubbies wouldn't play

And in the stands the fans just Boo'd
The faithfull cried, and they played like pooh
Baker did't offer a token
Cuz he knew team spirit was all broken
And the three things I admire most
No im not talkin bout the Billy Goat
Baker caught the last train for the coast
The day the cubs didn't try

And they were singing
Bye-bye, Mister Dusty Baker
Drove my Chevy to the ballpark
But the ballpark was dry
Them good old cubs were eating hotdogs on rye
Singin' this'll be the day we might try
This'll be the day we might try

Bye-bye, Mister Dusty Baker
Drove my Chevy to the ballpark
But the ballpark was dry
Them good old cubs were eating hotdogs on rye
Singin' this'll be the day we might try
This'll be the day we might try
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holy shit what the fuck. someone just fell out of the upperdeck in yankee stadium and landed in the net above the crowd behind home plate.
 
Joe said:
holy shit what the fuck. someone just fell out of the upperdeck in yankee stadium and landed in the net above the crowd behind home plate.
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HOLY SHIT

I was wondering why some kid was on the net :o

They just turned to bonus coverage of the Yanks after the Jays game finished


HOLY
 
And the embedded Red Sox combination of Alan Embree and Dustin Hermanson delivers an L to the Yankees.

Now lets score some fucking runs Sox.

Oh, and a big sarcastic "thank you" to the Cubs for the gift that is Mike Remlinger.
 
God, that game was from fucking bizarro world.

People are falling from the seats, Iguchi is wrecking pitches, Womack is making webgem catches in CENTER FIELD, one of the most fearsome offenses in the AL can't give run support to a Colorado Rockies pitcher who gives up 2 or less runs in every start he made for the Yankees and can't win, and Jose Contreras pitches a huge - and long - game, baffling people with his combination of power and control.

WHAT THE ASTROFUCK

We'll get you tomorrow afternoon. The Kid will finish the job again.
 
Dr. Strangelove said:
What the hell is up with this?

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Taken last night at the Toilet.
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some typical loser Yankee fan took a swipe at Podsendnik as he made a great grab. And unlike that bitch Garroid Sheffield, he didn't use it as an excuse to roid rage out and try and act all tough. I like how all the Yankee fans were bashing the Red Sox fans for being so "classless" after that incident.
 
Ninja Scooter said:
some typical loser Yankee fan took a swipe at Podsendnik as he made a great grab. And unlike that bitch Garroid Sheffield, he didn't use it as an excuse to roid rage out and try and act all tough. I like how all the Yankee fans were bashing the Red Sox fans for being so "classless" after that incident.
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Well where's all the people applauding Pods for "showing such great restraint" like Sheffroid did? :lol
 
Joe said:
what the fuck? the fan went to catch the ball and he jumped into his hand when he made the catch. dumbfucks.
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:lol THe guy made a swipe for the ball and hit the player accidentally, just like what happened in Boston with Sheff. Nice Yankee logic.

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ARod was just running along, minding his own business and the ball smacked him on the hand!
 
jesus christ. watch the clip and make your judgement dont base it on a picture.

once a ball is in the air and in foul territory its fair game between the fans and players. it is NOT like a ball in play on the field in fair territory.

his hand is a fist because he tried to catch the ball. if podsednik not had caught the ball it would have landed directly into the fans hand.
 
Joe said:
jesus christ. watch the clip and make your judgement dont base it on a picture.

once a ball is in the air and in foul territory its fair game between the fans and players. it is NOT like a ball in play on the field in fair territory.

his hand is a fist because he tried to catch the ball. if podsednik not had caught the ball it would have landed directly into the fans hand.
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his hand is OVER the stands, which is considered the field of play, where the ball is. Why do you think dopes get kicked out of stadiums for going after foul balls and falling over into the field in foul territory?
 
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