1. Los Angeles Dodgers: Jim Tracy is 18-4 in extra-inning games since the start of 2004. Safe to say he's off the hot seat.
2. Chicago White Sox: Life on a high wire: Ozzie Guillen calls out the Big Hurt and goes to closer-by-committee.
3. Boston Red Sox: Wade Miller hopes his first start comes before May. Bronson Arroyo is the best bet to go to the bullpen.
4. St. Louis Cardinals: Just wait until Walker (.211), Pujols (.286), Rolen (.200) and Edmonds (.273) start hitting. Scary.
5. Minnesota Twins: Let's hope Justin Morneau is able to make a full recovery after getting hit in the head with a pitch.
6. Baltimore Orioles: Over/under on Brian Roberts' home runs this season is 25. We're still taking the under.
7. Atlanta Braves: Wouldn't shock us to see Chris Reitsma (1.29 ERA) replace Danny Kolb (9.00) as the closer.
8. Washington Nationals: Frank Robinson calls out ESPN? After what he's been through in Montreal, we forgive him.
9. Los Angeles Angels: Devastating combo this season: K-Rod (12.60 K's per nine) and Scot Shields (12.91).
10. Philadelphia Phillies: Stat of the season so far: Jim Thome, no home runs in 50 at-bats. We feel a breakout coming.
11. Florida Marlins: Struggling Mike Lowell takes a seat for Damion Easley. How is this possible?
12. San Francisco Giants: Barry Bonds back by June, July, August? Might be time to deal a young arm for a left fielder.
13. Oakland Athletics: A's have traveled an MLB-high 57,000 miles already this season, according to the San Francisco Chronicle.
14. Toronto Blue Jays: Prospect watch: John-Ford Griffin has four homers and a league-high 12 RBI at Triple-A Syracuse.
15. Cincinnati Reds: Junior is homerless in 42 at-bats. Thought Great American Ball Park was supposed to be a homer haven.
16. New York Yankees: Opponents are hitting .317 off Yankee starters and .307 off relievers. Mel Stottlemyre might consider early retirement.
17. Texas Rangers: Alfonso Soriano needs to pipe down and begin to trust that Buck Showalter knows what's best for him.
18. New York Mets: Enough is enough: Send Kaz Matsui to the bench, and make Miguel Cairo the starting second baseman.
19. Detroit Tigers: Exavier Prente Logan: Speedy Nook getting long look as an everyday center fielder.
20. Chicago Cubs: Give us a holler when Nomar Garciaparra reaches the Mendoza line. Terrible!
21. Cleveland Indians: They have just two wins from their starting pitchers thus far. Ah, not good.
22. Houston Astros: Don't be suprised to see Willy Taveras steal 40-plus bases in this his rookie year.
23. San Diego Padres: Jake Peavy will win a Cy Young Award sometime in the next three seasons.
24. Seattle Mariners: Jamie Moyer (3-0, 3.00) appears to be back on track after a dreadful year in '04 (7-13, 5.21).
25. Arizona Diamondbacks: Hands down, Royce Clayton has the worst hair in the big leagues. What is up with that 'do?
26. Milwaukee Brewers: Locking up Ben Sheets to a four-year contract extension will pay dividends for their future.
27. Kansas City Royals: We crave for Lima Time again. Buried in K.C., we haven't heard even a peep from one of our all-time faves.
28. Tampa Bay Devil Rays: Whenever Dewon Brazelton (0-3, 6.75 in three starts) is on the mound, it's simply a matter of chuck 'n duck!
29. Pittsburgh Pirates: Who really cares, but it's worth mentioning that Jose Mesa (4-for-4 in save opportunities) is closing the deal when given the chance.
30. Colorado Rockies: It's gonna be a long year in the Mile High City, but at least the locals have rookie Clint Barmes (.429-4-10 in 13 games) to hold their interest.