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[Cubsfan23]

GO CUBS AND CARDINALS! It appears they're our only hope now...unfuckingbelievable though. Urbina fucking sucks.

Cubs will finish the job. Although I would be worried about the Cards tanking games, for some odd reason those 2 teams love each other.

 

[Eminem]

"Mmmmmmmm......Fresh Meat"

:lol :lol

 

[methodman]

Wow, San Diego just wants to get caught by the Giants. It's been bound to happen, and soon enough, my Giants will make it into the playoffs! Yeahhh BOY!

Next 3 games at San Diego, then 2 in Arizona. Let's go Giants!!111111111

 

[mCACGj]

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

You laugh, I weep. I understand, I'd be laughing in your situation too.

 

[Kuroyume]

Asstros fans should be kissing the Mets' asses right now.

 

[Lathentar]

Asstros fans should be kissing the Mets' asses right now.

*kiss* You get another if you win tomorrow.

 

[Miguel]

Asstros fans should be kissing the Mets' asses right now.

*Mwah*

"Oh come on"

Happy Mike?

"YEAH!!!"

 

[Joe]

:lol

 

[Joe]

"At a time when the reputation of professional sports has been tarnished by stories of spoiled and troubled athletes, of steroids and bad behavior, we have a story about an athlete who sets the standard for excellence and sportsmanship, on and off the field. 60 Minutes correspondent Ed Bradley profiles Derek Jeter. "

i missed jeter's 60 minutes interview and part2 of the yankees bike on american chopper...i seriously need a tivo.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Jeter revealed he has recieved hate mail calling him a "race traitor" because he dates white guys.

 

[Lathentar]

Jeter revealed he has recieved hate mail calling him a "race traitor" because he dates white guys.

White girls. We aren't talking about Piazza.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

White girls. We aren't talking about Piazza.

Maybe we ARE talking about Piazza, if you catch my drift.

"Derek you're a Yankee, i'm a Met. It can never work."

 

[Eminem]

Maybe we ARE talking about Piazza, if you catch my drift.

"Derek you're a Yankee, i'm a Met. It can never work."

:lol :lol :lol

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

so prediction time

AL EAST
1. yanks
2. red sox
3. blue jays
4. tampa bay
5. orioles

AL CENTRAL
1. chi sox
2. twins
3. cleveland
4. detroit
5. kansas city

AL WEST
1. anaheim (fuck that LA angels shit)
2. oakland
3. seattle
4. texas

NL EAST
1. braves (smoltz and mulder light my fire)
2. phillies
3. mets ( they didnt improve enough in the off-season, dont believe the hype. bad, old, hurt pitching staff. bad bullpen. weak line-up)
4. marlins
5. nationals

NL CENTRAL
1. cardinals
2. astros
3. cincinatti (my crazy pick i know)
4. cubs (ahahahahahaha)
5. milwakee (two more years)

NL WEST
1. padres (young team, great talent)
2. dodgers
3. rockies

hell yeah bitches!! who's the genius now!??! well, i was the closest at the very least. eat it cubsfan. and i'm from brooklyn pollo.
edit: red sox won, fuck.

 

[Eminem]

DRays open the game with 3 straight hits.
1-0, 1st and 2nd no outs.


COME ON TAMPA



edit: ha, 5-1 orioles. i didn't think they were gonna win another game the rest of the year

 

[Eminem]

Good thing the D-Rays can hit, because we sure fucking can't.

 

[All Hail C-Webb]

The Chef is cooking up somethign smpecial tongight.
Grand Slamn baby!!

 

[Y2Kev]

*drops chlorine tablet into Dirty Water*

 

[Culex]

Holy fuck, Leiter! That's twice in one week where I want to RIP OUT YOUR EYES!

If we lose, I hope Sheffield shoves a bat up his ass.

 

[Eminem]

man does our hitting fucking blow right now. jesus.

thank god for tampa.



:lol :lol the Indians, Red Sox, Yankees, and White Sox might all lose today......against the Devil Rays, Blue Jays, Orioles, and Tigers

GO GO CLUTCH PLAYING!

 

[Eminem]

Bottom 5TH B:0 S:0 O:0
Pitcher Change: Scott Proctor replaces Al Leiter.

Bottom 5TH B:3 S:2 O:0
Javy Lopez homers (13) on a line drive to left field.

Bottom 5TH B:1 S:3 O:1
Luis Matos strikes out swinging.

Bottom 5TH B:4 S:2 O:1
David Newhan walks.

Bottom 5TH B:1 S:0 O:1
Chris Gomez singles on a line drive to center fielder Bernie Williams. David Newhan to 2nd.

Bottom 5TH B:0 S:0 O:1
Bernie Castro singles on a line drive to left fielder Hideki Matsui. David Newhan to 3rd. Chris Gomez to 2nd.

Bottom 5TH B:0 S:0 O:1
Pitcher Change: Felix Rodriguez replaces Scott Proctor.

Bottom 5TH B:3 S:1 O:1
With Melvin Mora batting, passed ball by Jorge Posada, David Newhan scores. Chris Gomez to 3rd. Bernie Castro to 2nd.

Bottom 5TH B:4 S:2 O:1
Melvin Mora walks.

Bottom 5TH B:4 S:2 O:1
Miguel Tejada walks. Chris Gomez scores. Bernie Castro to 3rd. Melvin Mora to 2nd.

Bottom 5TH B:0 S:0 O:1
Pitcher Change: Wayne Franklin replaces Felix Rodriguez.

Bottom 5TH B:4 S:1 O:1
Jay Gibbons walks. Bernie Castro scores. Melvin Mora to 3rd. Miguel Tejada to 2nd.

Bottom 5TH B:2 S:0 O:2
B. J. Surhoff out on a sacrifice fly to right fielder Bubba Crosby. Melvin Mora scores. Miguel Tejada to 3rd.

Bottom 5TH B:1 S:1 O:3
Javy Lopez grounds into a force out, third baseman Alex Rodriguez to second baseman Robinson Cano. Jay Gibbons out at 2nd.

Good inning.

 

[Fatalah]

FUCKING YANKEES. FUCKING NO BULLPEN. FUCK FUCK FUCK.

 

[Cubsfan23]

Belliard is a piece of shit.

 

[Lathentar]

Phillies lost!

Astros up by 2 in the top of the 8th!

 

[Eminem]

Belliard is a piece of shit.

RACK 'EM UP


Magic Number = 4


all I want it to be is 2 by the time we roll into the Jake. All we'll need is one out of 3

 

[Mifune]

Anddd the Mets play spoiler yet again.

Why couldn't they play like this on their last road trip or series with the Phils?

GO CARDS!

 

[Cubsfan23]

Phillies lost!

Astros up by 2 in the top of the 8th!

I knew the cards would tank for the astros. It's up to the Cubs to sweep the Astros now.

 

[Cubsfan23]

Bonds 3 run homer

 

[Triumph]

BRAVES CLINCH! BRAVES CLINCH! BRAVES CLINCH!

SUCK IT DOWN ALL YOU TRICK ASS BITCHES WHO LIKE TO MAKE IT A YEARLY RITUAL OF USELESSNESS BY PICKING SOMEONE OTHER THAN US. WE WILL ALWAYS WIN THE DIVISION AND CHOKE IN THE PLAYOFFS!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[Miguel]

<3 Mets

 

[Deku Tree]

Red Sox lose, now all we need is a late inning rally out of the Yanks.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

What a shitty effort from Francoma tonight. His thought pattern appeared to be "Well, everyone else is losing tonight, so it's okay for us to lose as well." Horrible, slow hook on Schilling, and just awful bullpen management all-around.

In all likelihood, the Indians, Red Sox and Yanks will remain knotted. Shit is getting intense.

 

[mCACGj]

<3 Mets

It's over.

Well, you know, Charlie Manuel is the worst manager in the history of baseball. He cost the phillies more than 10 games single handedly. He pitched the fuck out of Wagner, Urbina and Madson. And he's fucking insane with match ups. I'm pretty darn upset right now, there is so much to be upset about. So many games to make it seem like they were going to do it...and then bam, an awful awful loss. Typical Phillies...typical Philly sports team. I think it's time Jim Fergossi comes in to manage the team. See ya in 2006 playoffs(heh...heh....oh shut up!).

 

[Joe]

the yanks are so fucking lucky everyone else lost. well i guess all 4 teams are because they all fucking played shitty.

 

[Guileless]

14 IN A ROW BABY! Suck it down NL East! This is the year we put it together, Frenchy, McCann and co. are too young to get nervous and play with their hands around their throats.

I predict Andruw will hit 10 HRs in the playoffs and Smoltz will be World Series MVP. 1995 & 2005 world champs.

 

[Miguel]

BRAVES CLINCH! BRAVES CLINCH! BRAVES CLINCH!

SUCK IT DOWN ALL YOU TRICK ASS BITCHES WHO LIKE TO MAKE IT A YEARLY RITUAL OF USELESSNESS BY PICKING SOMEONE OTHER THAN US. WE WILL ALWAYS WIN THE DIVISION AND CHOKE IN THE PLAYOFFS!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

"WHO'S NEXT?!"

 

[mCACGj]

14 IN A ROW BABY! Suck it down NL East! This is the year we put it together, Frenchy, McCann and co. are too young to get nervous and play with their hands around their throats.

I predict Andruw will hit 10 HRs in the playoffs and Smoltz will be World Series MVP. 1995 & 2005 world champs.

No. Just no. The Braves will choke once again, and everything will be normal.

Oh and... E-A-G-L-E-S! EAGLES!!!!!

 

[Joe]

i fucking hate mike mussina. i seriously fucking hate him. he's a little fucking bitch always fucking whining and complaining. fucking asshole.

Spoiler

yes i'll love him if he beats boston but until then hes a bitch

 

[Eminem]

the yanks are so fucking lucky everyone else lost. well i guess all 4 teams are because they all fucking played shitty.

:lol :lol these teams are the ones that are supposed to be stepping it up right now and we all lose to shitty teams. disgusting.

 

[Deku Tree]

:lol :lol these teams are the ones that are supposed to be stepping it up right now and we all lose to shitty teams. disgusting.

When your pitching gives up 17, there's not much chance for a victory.

 

[Eminem]

Well with all the contenders losing, it actually helps the White Sox.
Magic number for the division is 4, while the magic number just to make the play-offs is down to 2 before boston and NY play each other.

one white sox win against detroit and one more loss by NY or Boston before they play each other assures us a play-off spot.

 

[samus4ever]

anyone else want to predict how bad the braves will choke in the playoffs?

i say they go up 2 nothing on the astros and then lose 3 straight.

god. i hate being a braves fan.

we know its going to happen (and not winning the world series)

 

[Eminem]

funny you should say that....

RESPECT, BITCHES

The Braves will march on a road of broken bones and shattered souls to their 14th consecutive division title, and then lose in five games in the first round divional series. You heard it HERE first!

 

[AniHawk]

Angels!

 

[Matrix]

I knew the cards would tank for the astros. It's up to the Cubs to sweep the Astros now.

Tank? They are playing all their starters now,brought Walker and Sanders back to face us tonight and are pitching their best pitchers.They might have tanked last year for us,well because our teams hate the Cubs,but this year they have no reason to that I can think of.Plus even if they are tanking,the Phillies are losing their games to my new favorite team the Mets,so it doesnt matter.

 

[Y2Kev]

i fucking hate mike mussina. i seriously fucking hate him. he's a little fucking bitch always fucking whining and complaining. fucking asshole.

Spoiler

yes i'll love him if he beats boston but until then hes a bitch

No, even if he pitches a 1 hit shutout he's whining. WAHHH irregular rest. WAHHHH the Japan trip. WAHHH WAHH WAHHH. So annoying. I am so sick of his bitching. He's the only 90 year old 36 year old I know.

 

[captmcblack]

I think I'm more angry at Leiter/Proctor/F-Rod than I am Moose.

It's alright though; now we need Sea-Level Chacon to use his sexy curveball for the win tonight.

 

[Mrbob]

Well at least the Indians still control their own destiny at winning the division!

 

[Eminem]

Well at least the Indians still control their own destiny at winning the division!

all we need is to take 2 more off the magic number before we play at the jake. taking 1 of 3 from cleveland = piece of cake

 

[mCACGj]

anyone else want to predict how bad the braves will choke in the playoffs?

i say they go up 2 nothing on the astros and then lose 3 straight.

god. i hate being a braves fan.

we know its going to happen (and not winning the world series)

Oh you hate being a Braves fan? Just imagine being a Phillies fan, it's like rooting for the Braves in the post season...