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[MiamiWesker]

:lol Lebatard show, the shows producer was on Cleveland sports talk radio as a Heat insider. He would say stupid crap and the Cleveland show didn't realize he was making a mockery of the whole interview. This stuff is golden. :lol

 

[KingGondo]

I think the Heat are going to require HCA in order to advance.

Yeah, that Miami home court advantage has gotta be worth at least 5 points per game. It's gonna carry them far in the playoffs.

Best fans in the league!

 

[Adam Blade]

1 Blake Griffin PF LAC 40
2 JaVale McGee C WAS 35
3 Amar'e PF NY 35
4 Dwight Howard C ORL 31
5 Kevin Durant SF OKC 30
6 Tyson Chandler C DAL 26
7 Derrick Favors PF NJ 26
8 DeAndre Jordan C LAC 26
9 Josh Smith SF ATL 25
10 Andre Iguodala SG PHI 24

Top 10 for dunks in the NBA. Nice to see 2 Clippers in there (no surprise at number one, obviously).

 

[PBY]

:lol Lebatard show, the shows producer was on Cleveland sports talk radio as a Heat insider. He would say stupid crap and the Cleveland show didn't realize he was making a mockery of the whole interview. This stuff is golden. :lol

"shavlik randolph":lol :lol love hoch

 

[Forceatowulf]

Yeah, Miani, right...WE require HCA over the Czzz to win.

That's really all I care about.

Don't want to even imagine the prospect of having to win Game 6 or 7 (or both) in Beantown, should the Lakers get that far.

I think we could do it. I agree that it's not a scenario I would like to see unfold, but I still think we have what it takes to prevail.

It's not like Boston doesn't have it's 4'th quarter problems still. And I doubt Ray Allen goes into God-Mode on us again.

I think we'll definitely get HCA over them though. Our schedule isn't very difficult and the Celtics are still comprised of a lot of very old players that will eventually wear down.

 

[Branduil]

6 Tyson Chandler C DAL 26

Dat center with working hands.

 

[MiamiWesker]

Yeah, that Miami home court advantage has gotta be worth at least 5 points per game. It's gonna carry them far in the playoffs.


Best fans in the league!

It worked in 2006.

 

[Blackface]

1 Blake Griffin PF LAC 40
2 JaVale McGee C WAS 35
3 Amar'e PF NY 35
4 Dwight Howard C ORL 31
5 Kevin Durant SF OKC 30
6 Tyson Chandler C DAL 26
7 Derrick Favors PF NJ 26
8 DeAndre Jordan C LAC 26
9 Josh Smith SF ATL 25
10 Andre Iguodala SG PHI 24

Top 10 for dunks in the NBA. Nice to see 2 Clippers in there (no surprise at number one, obviously).

"dunkers" or dunks?

 

[Adam Blade]

"dunkers" or dunks?

Number of dunks...?

 

[charsace]

Being .500 (and fully healthy) with a SOS below .400 means you're one of the worst teams in the league. The Rockets, without their two best players, and with the third toughest schedule in the league are 3 games out of the 8th seed (thanks to an ass-beating of the Knicks on their court) :lol Again, who should we draft with your lottery pick?

Knicks 10-9
Rockettes 6-12

Take your bullshit SOS and shove it up your ass. If the knicks were bad they would be losing like the Rockettes are. They aren't so again shove your bullshit up your ass. You've been on here using advanced stats to justify nonsense like Kevin Martin. SOS don't mean shit in the NBA. Before the season ends every team will play eachother more than once.

This ain't football where you play half your games against your divison and then against a few teams which can turn out to be garbage.

Your team is fucking garbage with no young talent. If you need to use advanced stats to deal with it then go right ahead. Just don't come in here blowing shit out your ass like the Rockettes are good when they are 6-12.

NEWS FLASH MOTHERFUCKER THE ROCKETTES ARE 6-12 THEY ARE NEW GARBAGE. KNICKS, GRIZZLIES, WARRIORS AND RAPTORS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ROCKETTES THIS SEASON! DEAL WITH IT, BUT DON'T BE FUCKING DELUSIONAL. MOREY GENIUS!

 

[MiamiWesker]

"shavlik randolph":lol :lol love hoch

"Hamburguesa con queso" That had me dying.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

I think we'll definitely get HCA over them though. Our schedule isn't very difficult and the Celtics are still comprised of a lot of very old players that will eventually wear down.

Hopefully, after they advance out of the East

Seriously though, I know Joe Public and the media want LAL/MIA but I want the Czzz again.

The series is tied 1-1 and we need a deciding series before these teams end up in nursing homes.

 

[TylerD]

I can't wait to be a witness tonight.

KD's dunks should count for half. He has a lot but doesn't have any power. He can bench 315 now though!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8CkKe2fkVw

 

[SamuraiX-]

Being .500 (and fully healthy) with a SOS below .400 means you're one of the worst teams in the league. The Rockets, without their two best players, and with the third toughest schedule in the league are 3 games out of the 8th seed (thanks to an ass-beating of the Knicks on their court) :lol Again, who should we draft with your lottery pick?

DAT CLOSING STATEMENT

And wtf is up with Hunter? He's in full shit-talking mode today. Time of the month, bro?

 

[MiamiWesker]

Hopefully, after they advance out of the East

Seriously though, I know Joe Public and the media want LAL/MIA but I want the Czzz again.

The series is tied 1-1 and we need a deciding series before these teams end up in nursing homes.

If we dont make it, which so far nothing shows me we will, I want Lakers vs Celtics as well. The two biggest franchises, a third rematch, and Shaq vs Kobe. That is must see TV.

 

[Branduil]

It worked in 2006.

Except Stern doesn't hate the Lakers.

 

[Adam Blade]

Man, no wonder the Clippers are 4-15 right now. They are first in SOS thus far.

:/

Lakers are 28th in SOS and New York is dead last, btw.

 

[Jeff-DSA]

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Hopefully, after they advance out of the East

Seriously though, I know Joe Public and the media want LAL/MIA but I want the Czzz again.

The series is tied 1-1 and we need a deciding series before these teams end up in nursing homes.

Yup. Give me te Czzz. Shaq vs Kobe. Phils last hurrah. Rubber match. Kobe going for #6. Lakers going for #17. Soooooooogood. Gif.

 

[PBY]

Knicks 10-9
Rockettes 6-12

Take your bullshit SOS and shove it up your ass. If the knicks were bad they would be losing like the Rockettes are. They aren't so again shove your bullshit up your ass. You've been on here using advanced stats to justify nonsense like Kevin Martin. SOS don't mean shit in the NBA. Before the season ends every team will play eachother more than once.

This ain't football where you play half your games against your divison and then against a few teams which can turn out to be garbage.

Your team is fucking garbage with no young talent. If you need to use advanced stats to deal with it then go right ahead. Just don't come in here blowing shit out your ass like the Rockettes are good when they are 6-12.

NEWS FLASH MOTHERFUCKER THE ROCKETTES ARE 6-12 THEY ARE NEW GARBAGE. KNICKS, GRIZZLIES, WARRIORS AND RAPTORS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ROCKETTES THIS SEASON! DEAL WITH, BUT DON'T BE FUCKING DELUSIONAL. MOREY GENIUS!

you're team is worse than mine and its irrelevant. also, donnie walsh. so suck it

 

[Jeff-DSA]

I like the Utah Jazz.

 

[charsace]

DAT CLOSING STATEMENT

And wtf is up with Hunter? He's in full shit-talking mode today. Time of the month, bro?

Knowing Morey he will give the knicks his lotto pick and swap to 20th because he's a fucking genius. Morey has really done a wonderful job in putting together a lotto team with no future.

you're team is worse than mine and its irrelevant. also, donnie walsh. so suck it

The knicks can sign a near max player in the off season (looking like that could be melo) while your team won't be able to. Donnie Walsh indeed.

 

[ph33nix]

Seriously, who the fuck compares standings like it means anything on the SECOND DAY OF DECEMBER???


Oh yeah..Knicks fans!

 

[siddx]

DAT CLOSING STATEMENT

And wtf is up with Hunter? He's in full shit-talking mode today. Time of the month, bro?

Everytime I pop my head in here he is going apeshit like he just snorted a line of coke off of Amare's dick. I always thought it was his normal and expected behavior.

 

[captmcblack]

Zombie Yao will lead the Rockets to the playoffs!

 

[Blackface]

Knowing Morey he will give the knicks his lotto pick and swap to 20th because he's a fucking genius. Morey has really done a wonderful job in putting together a lotto team with no future.


The knicks can sign a near max player in the off season (looking like that could be melo) while your team won't be able to. Donnie Walsh indeed.

Melo has two years left if I remember correctly. So looking like it's Reggie Evans.

 

[fredrancour]

Melo has two years left if I remember correctly. So looking like it's Reggie Evans.

i believe the last year of melo's deal is a player option.

 

[charsace]

Melo has two years left if I remember correctly. So looking like it's Reggie Evans.

I can't wait for the next Knicks vs Riptors game. Evans is already done for the year and Amare will most likely kill Ed Davis if he has the balls to step into the lane when Stat is running towards the basket with some speed.

 

[Blackface]

i believe the last year of melo's deal is a player option.

Makes sense.

With Melo the Knicks would be an all-around worse team then last years Nuggets.

 

[Blackface]

I can't wait for the next Knicks vs Riptors game. Evans is already done for the year and Amare will most likely kill Ed Davis if he has the balls to step into the lane when Stat is running towards the basket with some speed.

The Knicks are a team that historically can't handle Il Mago. I am not very concerned.

 

[Ferny]

Lakeshow just been a horrible thing to see the last couple games man. Need to right the ship ASAP -_-

 

[thekad]

Take your bullshit SOS and shove it up your ass. If the knicks were bad they would be losing like the Rockettes are.

If the Knicks were bad, they would have lost to the Rockets (missing their best two players) at home.

Oh wait. They did :lol

 

[DY_nasty]

Man, no wonder the Clippers are 4-15 right now. They are first in SOS thus far.

:/

Lakers are 28th in SOS and New York is dead last, btw.

Needs to be repeated.

 

[Forceatowulf]

Hopefully, after they advance out of the East

Seriously though, I know Joe Public and the media want LAL/MIA but I want the Czzz again.

The series is tied 1-1 and we need a deciding series before these teams end up in nursing homes.

I couldn't care less about that honestly. I just want another finals win over anyone for three reasons:

1) Lakers tie Celtics in Ring count and solidify themselves as the NBA's numero uno franchise. I want to witness that shit in my lifetime. Hopefully we're even lucky enough to PASS them some day.

2) Kobe getting his 6'th, winning more rings as a Laker than anyone.

Spoiler

But mainly for the unlimited trolling bait.

Oh how glorious it would be.

3) Pau possibly winning Finals MVP. Because god damn it he deserves it.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

Lakeshow just been a horrible thing to see the last couple games man. Need to right the ship ASAP -_-

Well, that was random.

 

[captmcblack]

Lakers are paper tigers because their strength of schedule is terrible!
Clippers are a better team, only held back because their opponents were tougher by comparison!

 

[Jeff-DSA]

 

[DY_nasty]

jeff :lol

Lakers are paper tigers because their strength of schedule is terrible!
Clippers are a better team, only held back because their opponents were tougher by comparison!

Hardly what anyone is saying...

 

[exarkun]

Damn NBA-gaf is always goin off on each other. Damn.

though I really wish the Rockets would pick up a game changer in the draft. Someone I can point to and say "ooooo". Buddinger hitting threes COULD do it but he is so white...

 

[Spooks]

:lol

 

[charsace]

If the Knicks were bad, they would have lost to the Rockets (missing their best two players) at home.

Oh wait. They did :lol

Why don't you do the thread a favor and be quiet about the knicks. The fact of the matter is that your team is under .500 and is already out of the playoff hunt 1/4 of the way through the season. Stop talking about the Knicks and swapping picks because we both know the Rockets will get a higher pick on their own so their won't be any pick switching. Your advanced stats don't account for everything. They aren't infallible.

Notice that the paragraph above has no cursing or insults. Just some facts and a guessed conconlusion based on how the season has gone so far. I'm giving you an out from ownage. Do the thread a favor and take it. Because if you keep your nonsense up and the Rockets finish with a worse record than the Knicks I am going throw all the trash talk in your face until you are begging blackace to ban me and jesus christ to strike me down.

STOP THE KNICKS TROLLING BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU EMBARRASSED GUY!

Fuck you man I'm gonna be happy when DWill is playing somewhere else.

 

[LiveFromKyoto]

RAPTORS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ROCKETTES THIS SEASON! DEAL WITH IT, BUT DON'T BE FUCKING DELUSIONAL. MOREY GENIUS![/B]

Ed Davis just added 2 or 3 >s. I mean, the voters are going to seriously have to ask themselves whether they want to give RoY to some guy like Griffin or Wall who just put up empty numbers, instead of a flint-eyed game-changing true winner like Ed Davis, who has a victory-focused attitude and a heart of steel. And fire.

I can't wait for the next Knicks vs Riptors game. Evans is already done for the year and Amare will most likely kill Ed Davis if he has the balls to step into the lane when Stat is running towards the basket with some speed.

You do know that Ed Davis knows the Dim Mak block, right? Your precious Amar'e will be lucky to walk out of there with his life.

 

[DY_nasty]

Damn NBA-gaf is always goin off on each other. Damn.

though I really wish the Rockets would pick up a game changer in the draft. Someone I can point to and say "ooooo". Buddinger hitting threes COULD do it but he is so white...

DO IT MJ

 

[aktham]

I usually lurk this thread and I come for the meltdowns and LOLs. Cavs vs Heat game is gonna be epic in every way possible

 

[masud]

Char don't argue with losers, its beneath us. The Rockettes aren't winning shit unless they join a wheelchair league. Feel free to argue with peterb0y about how our 2nd round rookie sg averages as many rebounds as their star pf though...

 

[thekad]

Why don't you do the thread a favor and be quiet about the knicks. The fact of the matter is that your team is under .500 and is already out of the playoff hunt 1/4 of the way through the season. Stop talking about the Knicks and swapping picks because we both know the Rockets will get a higher pick on their own so their won't be any pick switching. Your advanced stats don't account for everything. They aren't infallible.

Notice that the paragraph above has no cursing or insults. Just some facts and a guessed conconlusion based on how the season has gone so far. I'm giving you an out from ownage. Do the thread a favor and take it. Because if you keep your nonsense up and the Rockets finish with a worse record than the Knicks I am going throw all the trash talk in your face until you are begging blackace to ban me and jesus christ to strike me down.

STOP THE KNICKS TROLLING BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU EMBARRASSED GUY!

u mad?

 

[charsace]

u mad?

I take it you will eat a dick then? I turn the other cheek and you still slap it. Keep on keeping on dude. Its going to be fucking biblical when I own you. Just don't going crying like a bitch when I do.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

:lol hunter's on a roll today. go break something for old time sake.

 

[captmcblack]

The Rockets will build around Jordan Hill! His dreads will assure them a playoff run.

 

[Blackace]

1 Blake Griffin PF LAC 40
2 JaVale McGee C WAS 35
3 Amar'e PF NY 35
4 Dwight Howard C ORL 31
5 Kevin Durant SF OKC 30
6 Tyson Chandler C DAL 26
7 Derrick Favors PF NJ 26
8 DeAndre Jordan C LAC 26
9 Josh Smith SF ATL 25
10 Andre Iguodala SG PHI 24

Top 10 for dunks in the NBA. Nice to see 2 Clippers in there (no surprise at number one, obviously).

Favors? Wow who would have thought