OBAMA: Now, the reason I was in Denver obviously is to see all of you, and its always pretty, but we also had our first debate last night. And when I got on to the stage, I met this very spirited fellow who claimed to be Mitt Romney. But it couldnt have been Mitt Romney because the real Mitt Romney has been running around the country for the last year promising $5 trillion in tax cuts that favor the wealthy. The fellow on stage last night said he didnt know anything about that.
The real Mitt Romney said we dont need any more teachers in our classrooms, but -dont boo, vote but the fellow on stage last night, he loves teachers, cant get enough of them.
The Mitt Romney we all know invested in companies that were called pioneers of outsourcing jobs to other countries, but the guy on stage last night, he said that he doesnt even know that there are such laws that encourage outsourcing. Hes never heard of them. Never heard of them. Never heard of tax breaks for companies who ship jobs overseas. He said that if its true, he must need a new accountant.
Now, we know for sure it was not the real Mitt Romney because he seems to be doing just fine with his current accountant. So you see, the man on stage last night, he does not want to be held accountable for their real Mitt Romneys decisions and what hes been saying for the last year and thats because he knows full well that we dont want what hes been selling for the last year.