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2013 NBA Playoffs |OT3| Don't believe the pipe

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reilo

learning some important life lessons from magical Negroes
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cr_blah_blah said:
5:03 Roy Hibbert blocks Carmelo Anthony's shot 92-90
5:01 Paul George defensive rebound
4:50 Lance Stephenson makes layup (David West assists)
4:31 Carmelo Anthony offensive Charge (Paul George draws the foul) 92-92
4:31 Carmelo Anthony turnover 92-92
4:31 Official timeout
4:31 Iman Shumpert enters the game for Chris Copeland 92-92
4:11 Lance Stephenson misses 25-foot three point jumper
4:11 J.R. Smith defensive rebound 92-92
3:57 Carmelo Anthony bad pass (Lance Stephenson steals) 92-92
3:55 Lance Stephenson makes two point shot
3:55 J.R. Smith shooting foul (Lance Stephenson draws the foul) 92-94
3:55 Lance Stephenson makes free throw 1 of 1
3:33 Roy Hibbert kicked ball violation
3:33 Raymond Felton enters the game for Pablo Prigioni 92-95
3:28 Carmelo Anthony misses jumper 92-95
3:25 Lance Stephenson defensive rebound
3:12 Tyson Chandler shooting foul (Lance Stephenson draws the foul) 92-95
3:12 Kenyon Martin enters the game for Tyson Chandler 92-95
3:12 Lance Stephenson makes free throw 1 of 2
3:12 Knicks Full timeout
3:12 Lance Stephenson makes free throw 2 of 2
2:59 Carmelo Anthony bad pass (Paul George steals) 92-97
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rando14

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Tragicomedy said:
In honor of past NBA GAF rants:

Fuck the Miami Heat and their douchebag fanbase of husband-murdering black widows with their Gucci purses and bullshit fake tans. I'm surprised more than half the fans actually stayed in the stands until the final buzzer, since they clearly don't give a shit about basketball. Fuck Dwyane "Human Growth Hormone Experiment" Wade and his fucking bubble gut HGH belly and Neanderthal jawline. You are the definitive reason we know NBA players are juicing, you fucking fraud. Fuck former child pornography suspect (HE WAS CLEARED!) Harvey Birdman and his douchey tattoos, X-Games circa '95 mohawk, and pseudo tough guy attitude. Buddy, they aren't cheering "Kaw Kaw!" They're cheering "Caca!" as in pure shit, which you are. Fuck seventy-year-old Ray "The Great Betrayer" Allen and his ring hunting sellout quest. The shittier you play these playoffs, the more it confirms that Pierce and Garnett were the real stars in Boston and carried your one-dimensional carcass all those years. Fuck Udonis "The Human Trash Can" Haslem for having more rings than guys who actually know how to play basketball. You're D-league trash, at best. Fuck LeBron "The Flop King" James for tipping over when someone so much as breathes on him. You're built like a fucking Mack truck, you piece of shit fraud...stop dropping to the ground when a 160 pound point guard moves into a screen you set. Jordan was nowhere near your size and he didn't resort to these kind of childish, bullshit flopping techniques to get a cheap call. Fuck off. Also, stop making horseshit promises about how you can be so much better and shoot 100% from the field next year if you weren't so bored being the best. Nobody believes shit you say, especially when you have an epileptic seizure every time someone happens to slap your arm. It's called a foul, asshole. Nobody's shooting you with a fucking gun out there. Congrats on making that game winner, you douchebag. Fuck Stern for rigging the shit out of the refereeing this game. If you can't/didn't see it, it's because your head was too far up LeBron James' ass to see the truth. This was some of the most egregious, one-sided referee work in the history of the league. They might as well start the game with the Miami HGHeat up 15 to 0, since that's how many points the referees spotted them tonight with bullshit calls. Stern let Battier elbow a dude in the fucking neck and then called a foul on the victim. Because Miami HeaFT.

Bosh is a fucking human raptor, and cool as hell in my book. Much love to Bosh.

Heat in 6.
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dude shouldnt you be in the offseason thread, go whine in there
 
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Fjordson

Member
Summing up my feelings right now:


Tragicomedy said:
In honor of past NBA GAF rants:

Fuck the Miami Heat and their douchebag fanbase of husband-murdering black widows with their Gucci purses and bullshit fake tans. I'm surprised more than half the fans actually stayed in the stands until the final buzzer, since they clearly don't give a shit about basketball. Fuck Dwyane "Human Growth Hormone Experiment" Wade and his fucking bubble gut HGH belly and Neanderthal jawline. You are the definitive reason we know NBA players are juicing, you fucking fraud. Fuck former child pornography suspect (HE WAS CLEARED!) Harvey Birdman and his douchey tattoos, X-Games circa '95 mohawk, and pseudo tough guy attitude. Buddy, they aren't cheering "Kaw Kaw!" They're cheering "Caca!" as in pure shit, which you are. Fuck seventy-year-old Ray "The Great Betrayer" Allen and his ring hunting sellout quest. The shittier you play these playoffs, the more it confirms that Pierce and Garnett were the real stars in Boston and carried your one-dimensional carcass all those years. Fuck Udonis "The Human Trash Can" Haslem for having more rings than guys who actually know how to play basketball. You're D-league trash, at best. Fuck LeBron "The Flop King" James for tipping over when someone so much as breathes on him. You're built like a fucking Mack truck, you piece of shit fraud...stop dropping to the ground when a 160 pound point guard moves into a screen you set. Jordan was nowhere near your size and he didn't resort to these kind of childish, bullshit flopping techniques to get a cheap call. Fuck off. Also, stop making horseshit promises about how you can be so much better and shoot 100% from the field next year if you weren't so bored being the best. Nobody believes shit you say, especially when you have an epileptic seizure every time someone happens to slap your arm. It's called a foul, asshole. Nobody's shooting you with a fucking gun out there. Congrats on making that game winner, you douchebag. Fuck Stern for rigging the shit out of the refereeing this game. If you can't/didn't see it, it's because your head was too far up LeBron James' ass to see the truth. This was some of the most egregious, one-sided referee work in the history of the league. They might as well start the game with the Miami HGHeat up 15 to 0, since that's how many points the referees spotted them tonight with bullshit calls. Stern let Battier elbow a dude in the fucking neck and then called a foul on the victim. Because Miami HeaFT.

Bosh is a fucking human raptor, and cool as hell in my book. Much love to Bosh.

Heat in 6.
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Yes, I'm salty and a hater. Fuck Miami and fuck Vogel.
 
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KingGondo

Banned
I won the thread title contest? Yo damn.

I propose the title be changed to honor that tremendous choke job by Indy.

Pacers gonna Pace.
 
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Ripclawe

Banned
Chuck and TNT crew not named Shaq not bashing Hibbert not being out.

George Hill is a beast
Wade last foul was crap.
Heat have to do something about the paint because when Tyler Hansbrough is getting points you have issues
 
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Vahagn

Member
thekad said:
Lebron is just too clutch. The clutchest player in the league.
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Muthafucka, everyone can make layups in the clutch when the opposing team takes out their rim protector. What Paul George did by hitting a 3 and then 3 FT's was clutch. Lebron made a couple uncontested layups
 
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Red Blaster

Member
Ripclawe said:
Chuck and TNT crew not named Shaq not bashing Hibbert not being out.

George Hill is a beast
Wade last foul was crap.
Heat have to do something about the paint because when Tyler Hansbrough is getting points you have issues
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lulz heat lll cant even get player names right
 
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timetokill

Banned
Once again, great fucking game. It was ugly in a lot of ways but the ending was tense and it was awesome to see LBJ put it away. Clutch.
Chris Andersen was dominating tonight too, that was cool.
 
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KingGondo

Banned
Sweet Jesus, Best-GAF. Let's keep it that way and keep the boring and pointless "who's more clutch" arguments out of here.
 
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Fjordson

Member
I'm missing the genius play that Spo called. Chuck saying "that was just a hell of a play". Looked to me like Paul George forgot he was in the NBA for a second and just badly overplayed Lebron.
 
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