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2013 NBA Playoffs |OT3| Don't believe the pipe

SoulPlaya

more money than God
I told you the Pacers REFUSED to use their size advantage against the Heat. Some of you said that I was wrong and that they had "learned their lesson against the Knicks"!

LOL! I told you so! I was right! BOOZER! AND ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
BIRDMAN BIRDMAN
(but what about LeBron)
BIRDMAN BIRDMAN
(but what about LeBron)
BIRDMAN BIRDMAN
(but what about LeBron)


Shaq marketing him like a mother. Birdman got some awesome theme music.
 

thekad

Banned
Triple double. Hit back to back shots to take the lead including the game winner while getting fouled with no call.

Easily the best player we've seen since Jordan.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if the Pacers win game 2. Everyone will be thinking this was a backbreaking dagger and that Miami would now sweep or in 5. Watch Indiana pull it out in game 2.

Similar to how Golden State lost game 1 to the Spurs 127-129 after an epic choke in the 4th quarter but didn't let it get em down and wound up winning game 2.

Triple double. Hit back to back shots to take the lead including the game winner while getting fouled with no call.

Easily the best player we've seen since Jordan.
He wouldn't have had a chance to make those shots, especially that joke of a layup to end it, if Indy's coach wasn't so inept.
 

DJ88

Member
In honor of past NBA GAF rants:

Fuck the Miami Heat and their douchebag fanbase of husband-murdering black widows with their Gucci purses and bullshit fake tans. I'm surprised more than half the fans actually stayed in the stands until the final buzzer, since they clearly don't give a shit about basketball. Fuck Dwyane "Human Growth Hormone Experiment" Wade and his fucking bubble gut HGH belly and Neanderthal jawline. You are the definitive reason we know NBA players are juicing, you fucking fraud. Fuck former child pornography suspect (HE WAS CLEARED!) Harvey Birdman and his douchey tattoos, X-Games circa '95 mohawk, and pseudo tough guy attitude. Buddy, they aren't cheering "Kaw Kaw!" They're cheering "Caca!" as in pure shit, which you are. Fuck seventy-year-old Ray "The Great Betrayer" Allen and his ring hunting sellout quest. The shittier you play these playoffs, the more it confirms that Pierce and Garnett were the real stars in Boston and carried your one-dimensional carcass all those years. Fuck Udonis "The Human Trash Can" Haslem for having more rings than guys who actually know how to play basketball. You're D-league trash, at best. Fuck LeBron "The Flop King" James for tipping over when someone so much as breathes on him. You're built like a fucking Mack truck, you piece of shit fraud...stop dropping to the ground when a 160 pound point guard moves into a screen you set. Jordan was nowhere near your size and he didn't resort to these kind of childish, bullshit flopping techniques to get a cheap call. Fuck off. Also, stop making horseshit promises about how you can be so much better and shoot 100% from the field next year if you weren't so bored being the best. Nobody believes shit you say, especially when you have an epileptic seizure every time someone happens to slap your arm. It's called a foul, asshole. Nobody's shooting you with a fucking gun out there. Congrats on making that game winner, you douchebag. Fuck Stern for rigging the shit out of the refereeing this game. If you can't/didn't see it, it's because your head was too far up LeBron James' ass to see the truth. This was some of the most egregious, one-sided referee work in the history of the league. They might as well start the game with the Miami HGHeat up 15 to 0, since that's how many points the referees spotted them tonight with bullshit calls. Stern let Battier elbow a dude in the fucking neck and then called a foul on the victim. Because Miami HeaFT.

Bosh is a fucking human raptor, and cool as hell in my book. Much love to Bosh.

Heat in 6.

Hoooly shit. Unprecedented meltdown!
 

Stat Flow

He gonna cry in the car
I can defend Kenny in part (not for the English part though); Birdman does seem very reserved/chill in his mannerisms and way of speech compared to what one might think based on appearance.
 

Emwitus

Member
This game made me sick to my stomach. Punk bum lebron james is reaching absurd levels of.......g.....g...gr....grea...greyness! Agh! F U pacers for letting him get another ring.

EDIT: With a few more rings i don't think it'll be crazy to put him over jordan.
 
George seems like a great dude, I'm loving this press conf. He's not a d-bag, not overly thug, just a nice well-rounded, well-spoken, articulate black athlete. Gives me hope.
 
Ask a black guy how he speaks so well = Par for course
Ask a white guy how he speaks so well = RIOT!

People don't realize Birdman hasn't really changed that much since his Thugget days. Just doesn't do drugs now.
 
This game actually gave me more hope for the Pacers. I feel like they can pull this off if Lebron doesn't go off every game. Maybe it's just me.
 

DominoKid

Member
George seems like a great dude, I'm loving this press conf. He's not a d-bag, not overly thug, just a nice well-rounded, well-spoken, articulate black athlete. Gives me hope.

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grandjedi6

Master of the Google Search
Again I say, some people seem to have passionate hatred for the Heat.

I mostly just have a hatred for Heat fans. Lebron is pretty cool when he's not being lazy or pompous. Bosh is the real star of their team though #teambosh

I think everyone is against the Heat because of their origins and the fact that no one likes the inevitable winner. Underdog wins are always the most exciting so people will always be rooting against the Heat from now on.
 
I mostly just have a hatred for Heat fans. Lebron is pretty cool when he's not being lazy or pompous. Bosh is the real star of their team though #teambosh

I think everyone is against the Heat because of their origins and the fact that no one likes the inevitable winner. Underdog wins are always the most exciting so people will always be rooting against the Heat from now on.
Branduil in 3... 2....
 

Omzz

Member
I would think Vogel would learn from his mistakes last year in the playoffs, but him benching hibbert again shows how incompetent he is as a coach. How can you not realise, hey maybe if i put hibbert in, he could contest the lebron layup?
 
You see these are the reasons why I can't take you seriously in GamingGAF discussions.

I don't hide my disdain of most rap music and 'thug life' and how it's influenced black culture in a negative way. There's positive aspects as well but I've always believed the negatives far outweighed the positives. It's sad that so many black youth think becoming educated, well-spoken, studying in school, etc., will make you an uncle tom. I was lucky to have a support system at home where this was never an issue for me. I was encouraged to do these things and ignore any outside influences. George is the kind of athlete I'd have had as a role model.
 
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