2014 NHL Playoffs: A thread full of jerk 'yoffs

Lightning will win tonight.

I don't think so.

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LA is going to try to slow us down hard tonight. Apparently they called up Colin Fraser to maybe play tonight. Don't know much about him besides that he's there to be a shitty goon. Sutter said a lot about how our 3rd and 4th lines were dominating so he's going to try to get favorable matchups against them tonight.

As cliche as it is, Sharks just need to stick to their speedy transition game as much as they can. Can't grind it out against LA.
 
In-law* is visiting tonight. Probably won't be able to catch any games. Really just want the Wings to lose, LA to get through a critical game without intentionally breaking any knees.. don't really care about the other games.
 
It's weird how Dragon Age went from a tactical RPG to a action RPG, at least it's not the awful hyrbrid attempt that was II though, that was awful; A, A, A, A, so fun!
 
LA is going to try to slow us down hard tonight. Apparently they called up Colin Fraser to maybe play tonight. Don't know much about him besides that he's there to be a shitty goon. Sutter said a lot about how our 3rd and 4th lines were dominating so he's going to try to get favorable matchups against them tonight.

As cliche as it is, Sharks just need to stick to their speedy transition game as much as they can. Can't grind it out against LA.

We'll take Mike Brown back.
 
LA is going to try to slow us down hard tonight. Apparently they called up Colin Fraser to maybe play tonight. Don't know much about him besides that he's there to be a shitty goon. Sutter said a lot about how our 3rd and 4th lines were dominating so he's going to try to get favorable matchups against them tonight.

As cliche as it is, Sharks just need to stick to their speedy transition game as much as they can. Can't grind it out against LA.

He bleeds from the eye. This is a real photo

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You know we'll get batshit crazy if you win tonight. Downtown will be a mess.

Heck, even if we lose.

The riot after a win makes no sense.

When you guys went nuts the night James Hetfield got torched and Axl stormed off the stage in 92? Yeah, go ahead and riot. But a victory calls for peaceful celebration and joyousness, not flaming cop cars and looting.

No looting or riots when the Red Sox won the world series last year, just lots of drinking and vomiting, like good Americans are like to do.
 
The riot after a win makes no sense.

When you guys went nuts the night James Hetfield got torched and Axl stormed off the stage in 92? Yeah, go ahead and riot. But a victory calls for peaceful celebration and joyousness, not flaming cop cars and looting.

No looting or riots when the Red Sox won the world series last year, just lots of drinking and vomiting, like good Americans are like to do.
That's not the 'right' way! D:
Look at those good ol Canadians livin in Vancouver. Now there is passion and bad GM moves.
 
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