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[Dubbedinenglish]

Jesus, you know it's spring when the awkward dating threads increase 30 fold.

Heretic, talk to your people.

 

[fallout]

Heretic, talk to your people.

Hey, now. What do you mean by "your" people?

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Jesus, you know it's spring when the awkward dating threads increase 30 fold.

Heretic, talk to your people.

GAF: "yo, girls be walkin with they tits out in the open now, how i get in on that"

Heretic: "First, be a gentleman. Let them know that you truly care, that you would do anything for them including be a shoulder to cry on when needed. Eventually they will realize what a nice guy you are. Until that happens they will keep dating assholes. Every time she texts or calls you and she's upset, confess your undying love for her. Tell her that you would never treat them that way, that you would always be nice and caring and attentive to her needs not unlike a lapdog. Women LOVE dogs. I haven't got passed this point but I'm told the promised land is near."

 

[Var]

GAF: "yo, girls be walkin with they tits out in the open now, how i get in on that"

Heretic: "First, be a gentleman. Let them know that you truly care, that you would do anything for them including be a shoulder to cry on when needed. Eventually they will realize what a nice guy you are. Until that happens they will keep dating assholes. Every time she texts or calls you and she's upset, confess your undying love for her. Tell her that you would never treat them that way, that you would always be nice and caring and attentive to her needs not unlike a lapdog. Women LOVE dogs. I haven't got passed this point but I'm told the promised land is near."

lol

 

[Quick]

GAF: "yo, girls be walkin with they tits out in the open now, how i get in on that"

Heretic: "First, be a gentleman. Let them know that you truly care, that you would do anything for them including be a shoulder to cry on when needed. Eventually they will realize what a nice guy you are. Until that happens they will keep dating assholes. Every time she texts or calls you and she's upset, confess your undying love for her. Tell her that you would never treat them that way, that you would always be nice and caring and attentive to her needs not unlike a lapdog. Women LOVE dogs. I haven't got passed this point but I'm told the promised land is near."

All in Heretic's new book, Act Like a Lady, Simp Like a Man.

 

[Acid08]

So today I'm looking for Tampa Bay, Detroit, Philadelphia, and Los Angeles to win.

Stretch out these series.

I thought we were cool. You can't come to my birthday party anymore.

 

[Razorskin]

"She doesn't owe you an explanation."
GAF, being used sucks
Dear Girls Who Are (Finally) Ready To Date Nice Guys: We Don’t Want You Anymore

 

[lamaroo]

GAF: "yo, girls be walkin with they tits out in the open now, how i get in on that"

Heretic: "First, be a gentleman. Let them know that you truly care, that you would do anything for them including be a shoulder to cry on when needed. Eventually they will realize what a nice guy you are. Until that happens they will keep dating assholes. Every time she texts or calls you and she's upset, confess your undying love for her. Tell her that you would never treat them that way, that you would always be nice and caring and attentive to her needs not unlike a lapdog. Women LOVE dogs. I haven't got passed this point but I'm told the promised land is near."

I'd like to subscribe to this newsletter.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

I thought we were cool. You can't come to my birthday party anymore.

Okay.

LA can fuck themselves. San Jose sweep incoming

Can I go to your party?

Unless Clydefrog has a cooler party

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Clydefrog's party will have Cartman so...

edit: Holy shit from one of those threads Razor posted

i can't imagine the pain you must be feeling. being in college and losing to a 16 year old has got to sting deeply.

...my god.

 

[Acid08]

THE BEST WINS

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

Barrie was having a good year.

That's great that he was having a good season. He will probably light it up once he's healthy.

This is an unfortunate situation. I wouldn't have any issue with Cooke being suspended for the rest of the playoffs.

 

[Cat Party]

THE BEST WINS

I naky ceny jsem

 

[Unhandled Exception]

I approve of Hertl's gets.

 

[Syph Medwes]

I naky ceny jsem

you czech or slovak?

Was referring to your nucks jab

Oh haha my bad man

 

[brucewaynegretzky]

I approve of Hertl's gets.

Ahem, they are "wins," thank you.

 

[Var]

5 more hours to go...

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

THE BEST WINS

Ok definitely rooting for San Jose for Hertl. Guy knows how to have fun and enjoy life. The best wins

 

[Cake Boss]

Why is Hertl is naked with those furries??

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Got a new Easton Stealth RS stick from a buddy who was quitting hockey. Pretty damn nice stick.

Been needing a new one. Love the yellow/black coloring.

 

[Quick]

Got a new Easton Stealth RS stick from a buddy who was quitting hockey. Pretty damn nice stick.

Been needing a new one. Love the yellow/black coloring.

It really does look nice. Get some yellow tape to match.

 

[TUSR]

OT is full of simp threads today. Holy fuck

 

[Quick]

OT is full of simp threads today. Holy fuck

M'lord. *tips hat*

 

[Razorskin]

This is

a.) not funny
b.) not a good impression of Don Cherry
c.) extremely annoying to read

I clicked on this thread out of curiosity, what a waste of time that was.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=109104435&postcount=14

 

[Pickles the Firecat]

Clydefrog's party should have delicious So Cal craft beer

but no Russian River

all these threads today....I'm not going to get any work done after lunch blowing through these.

 

[Syph Medwes]

Got a new Easton Stealth RS stick from a buddy who was quitting hockey. Pretty damn nice stick.

Been needing a new one. Love the yellow/black coloring.

My fav

It really does look nice. Get some yellow tape to match.

I hope you're joking lol

Also if anyone is looking for some hockey to watch the Dojo is live right now
http://live.streamit.ca/?player=92&eventid=28322
Early stages of the tournament though

OT is full of simp threads today. Holy fuck

Every second thread is just so cringe worthy

 

[Quick]

Yellow tape everywhere.

 

[zroid]

The rest of GAF wasn't ready

 

[CrazedArabMan]

Got a new Easton Stealth RS stick from a buddy who was quitting hockey. Pretty damn nice stick.

Been needing a new one. Love the yellow/black coloring.

I loved my Easton Stealth RS2, up until I snapped the blade in half on a one timer...

Now I love my new Easton V9E, until I snap that one too!!!

Edit: Quick, it seems the rest of GAF does not like your Cherry impression, I for one call for Bish to ban them.

 

[Sanjuro]

Tonight Alfredsson is out. A bit of trivia, apparently he was in the last game.

 

[CrazedArabMan]

Tonight Alfredsson is out. A bit of trivia, apparently he was in the last game.

He was with us last game in spirit! His body also warmed the bench.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Nicki Minaj's new look.

Bish have mercy.

 

[Roflobear]

GAF, being used sucks

I don't get this one. Did OP simp so hard he actually got banned for it?

 

[Minus_Me]

Looking forward to another Habs game, atmosphere at the Bell Center was off the hook last game.

 

[Heretic]

GAF: "yo, girls be walkin with they tits out in the open now, how i get in on that"

Heretic: "First, be a gentleman. Let them know that you truly care, that you would do anything for them including be a shoulder to cry on when needed. Eventually they will realize what a nice guy you are. Until that happens they will keep dating assholes. Every time she texts or calls you and she's upset, confess your undying love for her. Tell her that you would never treat them that way, that you would always be nice and caring and attentive to her needs not unlike a lapdog. Women LOVE dogs. I haven't got passed this point but I'm told the promised land is near."

I see you've read my book!

 

[CrazedArabMan]

And Quick's thread got locked.

 

[TurtleSnatcher]

I must say.. Tomas Hertl is fucking adorable.

And...

Duck fans (Not the GAF ones) are freaking out about one loss.. Holy shit.

 

[SCHUEY F1]

And Quick's thread got locked.

That was a great post by Quick.

 

[kassatsu]

So many commies in OT. Don Quick delivered.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

I must say.. Tomas Hertl is fucking adorable.

And...

Duck fans (Not the GAF ones) are freaking out about one loss.. Holy shit.

Can't blame
1) Sbisa
2) Hiller

So they don't comprehend what they can do to turn it around.

Anaheim definitely needs some big bodies to pester the other team because Getzlaf and Perry should not do that anymore

 

[Sanjuro]

- Comic Book Movie Threads
- Antisocial Life Issues

/OT

 

[Unhandled Exception]

I see this

and all it makes me think of is this

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Has fun always

 

[Sanjuro]

Stay Classy, Anaheim.

http://www.oregonlive.com/clackamascounty/index.ssf/2014/04/woman_attacked_by_duck_sues_ow.html

 

[lamaroo]

I see this

and all it makes me think of is this

Reminds me of that gif where the cop outruns the other cop and tackles the bad guy.

 

[Giggzy]

Can't blame
1) Sbisa
2) Hiller

So they don't comprehend what they can do to turn it around.

Anaheim definitely needs some big bodies to pester the other team because Getzlaf and Perry should not do that anymore

It's time for the Fistric. If Bruce puts Vatanen in I'll laugh.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Stay Classy, Anaheim.

http://www.oregonlive.com/clackamascounty/index.ssf/2014/04/woman_attacked_by_duck_sues_ow.html

Dirty Perry strikes again!

The duck was owned by her mother's neighbor, Lolita Rose.

 

[Red_Man]

Hopefully the Habs finish the Lightning off tonight, I've got something going on Thursday night that I can't reschedule.

 

[lamaroo]

Hopefully the Habs finish the Lightning off tonight, I've got something going on Thursday night that I can't reschedule.

I've forwarded this to Therrien, he'll rally up the boys and come up with a solid gameplan don't worry.

 

[Red_Man]

I've forwarded this to Therrien, he'll rally up the boys and come up with a solid gameplan don't worry.

You just jinxed us, now we're going to lose 5-2