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2014 NHL Playoffs: A thread full of jerk 'yoffs

Razorskin

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Is Bylsma the one to blame, then? Or Martin? The Pens need to stop pretending they're a team who can lock it down defensively. They should just keep pushing forward and get their foot on the throat of their opponents.

We'll see how the rest of this series goes. Pens with more soul searching to do. Seems like the story every season now, and the result is inevitably the same.

Sleeping on a lead in the 3rd is classic Jacques Martin.

;)
 

Acid08

Banned
Go Anaheim, can't stand the glass beaters in Dallas (even if it would be an easier series for the Avs... assuming we get out of our current series and further).
You don't play the winner of that series. You play the Hawks or Blues.
 
Go Anaheim, can't stand the glass beaters in Dallas (even if it would be an easier series for the Avs... assuming we get out of our current series and further).

Anaheim Calling had an interview with the glass beater and he's all "AH'S WOS TORT DATS WOT U DEW AT HAWKEY GAMES".

Typical really.

Also there's no Avs to get. It's Shorks time.
 
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The couple kissing on the right is the same couple from that gif earlier in the thread taunting the Pens player in the box.
 

Alucard

Banned
What must Bylsma be thinking?

Fleury's going to get him fired and Vokoun isn't healthy to come in like last year.

Fleury starts. Zatkoff goes in if there's trouble early on.

I personally think MAF will pitch a shutout just to fuck with fans.

Okay, need to sleep. 'Nite all.
 
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh im still so pumped, this is so awesome for this city whos put up with a shit team for so long. And for it to be against Pitt is just icing on the cake.
 

zroid

Banned
We don't have the cap. We'd need some sucker to pick up Fleury's contract to do that.

To be honest, it shouldn't be hard to offload him on someone. He's a good, often great goalie in the regular season. A non-contending club would be happy to scoop him up.

He'd be solid for the season, which is what they're looking for, and then even if they made it into the playoffs, the lack of pressure to perform would probably improve Fleury's game too.
 
Oh and while we're at it "Raptor Jesus" is a shitty terrible nickname for a player.

Anything "raptor" or "jesus" related is old as fuck. And it's not "random" either. It's like 1996 Geocities Websites decided to start watching hockey.

HURRR CHEESE PANTS PIE MONKEY GETZLAF
 

Acid08

Banned
I like how with 6 and a half left the TSN announcer is already saying this series is going back to Anaheim 2-2. I know it doesn't look good for the Ducks right now but geezus, maybe save that type of commentary until the last 30 second or something. It's only a two goal lead.
 

zroid

Banned
Oh and while we're at it "Raptor Jesus" is a shitty terrible nickname for a player.

Anything "raptor" or "jesus" related is old as fuck. And it's not "random" either. It's like 1996 Geocities Websites decided to start watching hockey.

There's only one true Raptor Jesus

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