Calamari41
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I used to need to be 8 deep to start feeling anything, and then all of a sudden I found myself going directly from sober to hung over after 3 or 4 drinks. Retiring from having more than a cocktail or two was an easy choice.
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2014 NHL Playoffs: A thread full of jerk 'yoffs
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I used to need to be 8 deep to start feeling anything, and then all of a sudden I found myself going directly from sober to hung over after 3 or 4 drinks. Retiring from having more than a cocktail or two was an easy choice.
MeBecomingI
Member
Wow, that was awful.
Unhandled Exception
Member
I've gone from laughing to shaking my head when I see Bryz's mask now.
ZeroGravity
Member
Hawks are reeling.
Someone needs to brave that Sonic Community thread to share the beauty and pageantry of Bryz's mask with them.
mysteriousmage09
Member
For me it depends which way he's facing. I laugh at Shadow, shake my head at Rouge.
FUBAR McDangles
Member
You guys know Bryz only put that stuff on his helmet because they're drawings his kids did and they love the Sonic games, right?
He's just trying to honor his family. He's not some goofball gaf poster.
He's just trying to honor his family. He's not some goofball gaf poster.
Cuz Sonic has a bat fetish.
mysteriousmage09
Member
Because Bryz's kids.
We made an In'N'Out run last night before I got sick. When we pulled up to the drive-thru window I noticed the employees name was Keenan. I promptly started yelling WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER, and WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA? KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA! I DO I DO I DO OOOOOO.
Is that what he told the media ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)
Unhandled Exception
Member
Can't wait till they discover Smelly's Top 10 anime games list.
You ate the bodily fluids of a stranger last night. And then you did it again when you pissed off this guy.We made an In'N'Out run last night before I got sick. When we pulled up to the drive-thru window I noticed the employees name was Keenan. I promptly started yelling WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER, and WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA? KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA! I DO I DO I DO OOOOOO.
For me it depends which way he's facing. I laugh at Shadow, shake my head at Rouge.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT BAT'S NAME, ZEEROID? SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING US, SONIC SYMPATHIZER???????
Coldnoodle
Member
We made an In'N'Out run last night before I got sick. When we pulled up to the drive-thru window I noticed the employees name was Keenan. I promptly started yelling WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER, and WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA? KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA! I DO I DO I DO OOOOOO.
:LOL
WE ALL MADE MISTAKES WHEN WE WERE KIDS, OKAY
Like becoming Leafs fans?
Not all of us...
I wish I could blame that one on upbringing...
Says the Canucks fan....
Unhandled Exception
Member
At least he doesn't have another team's rookie shirtless in an avatar
mysteriousmage09
Member
Dat Chaos Control by Bryz.
Who can't love Hertl though?
Unhandled Exception
Member
He's alright. No MacKinnon, though.
If only Hertl didn't get injured, would've probably been some good competition for the Calder.
He's going to worlds
more Hertl is always good!MacKinnon ugly tho. Hertl is adorable ^_^
So you're suggesting it's something that you're born with? That being a Leafs fan isn't a choice? Come on. You don't have to be the way you are. It's a disgusting lifestyle.
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Not getting stabbed in Oakland while screaming at people? Were you wearing Raider gear? It's like armor there.
I just tried advanced controls in MLB. it's a lot tougher. I wanted to pick off first and I threw it into the stands. I stopped in the 2nd inning to prevent further embarrassment.
Bryzgalov needs some offensive support but his teammates can't take him seriously.
No, I'm not part of the Raider Nation. Those people are fucking crazy.
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Don't say that out loud in Oakland (or LA)
ZeroGravity
Member
No two goal leads blown today!
MeBecomingI
Member
What a fucking shot from Bickell!
SuperSonic1305
Member
I was born here it's not my fault. I'll never be some pansy ass bitch that cheers for another cities team.
Coldnoodle
Member
Just scratch Bickell till playoff time.
People get HEATED when you say shit about the A's or Raiders here. Oakland loves their teams.
MeBecomingI
Member
Saad ices it!
mysteriousmage09
Member
Another game, same exact shit results from the Wild.
SillyEskimo
Member
Hawks killing it. Good game.
Unhandled Exception
Member
There are so many Raiders fans around Denver and I can't recall the last one I spoke to who didn't seem like they carry knives around with them.
FUBAR McDangles
Member
Well, let's see who we can blame this game on:
Parise and Koivu have been invisible against Chicago going back to last season in the playoffs. After Parise putting up potential Conn Smythe numbers against Colorado he's got fucking nothing here. Koivu has been great on the dot but has otherwise provided nothing.
There were multiple odd man rushes involving the Kaptain that resulted in nothing because of some stupid indecision or a muffed pass. Jason Pominville has been practically invisible for the entire playoffs outside of here and there plays in the first round. Moulson has been playing worse than Dany Fucking Heatley.
Suter has not had a good series. Brodin has been terrible. Spurgeon gets pushed around like the midget he is.
Stoner and Scandella have been the only decent defenders on the team and Stoner's still taking stupid penalties that sets back the entire team.
This all said, the Wild came back down from 2-0 against Colorado and ended up winning the series. Anything can happen from here.
Parise and Koivu have been invisible against Chicago going back to last season in the playoffs. After Parise putting up potential Conn Smythe numbers against Colorado he's got fucking nothing here. Koivu has been great on the dot but has otherwise provided nothing.
There were multiple odd man rushes involving the Kaptain that resulted in nothing because of some stupid indecision or a muffed pass. Jason Pominville has been practically invisible for the entire playoffs outside of here and there plays in the first round. Moulson has been playing worse than Dany Fucking Heatley.
Suter has not had a good series. Brodin has been terrible. Spurgeon gets pushed around like the midget he is.
Stoner and Scandella have been the only decent defenders on the team and Stoner's still taking stupid penalties that sets back the entire team.
This all said, the Wild came back down from 2-0 against Colorado and ended up winning the series. Anything can happen from here.
Crow is on fire.
Fata1moose
Banned
We also had a bunch of injuries, plus Chicago is a more experienced team. IF Bryzgalov keeps playing you'll be swept.