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[Pickles the Firecat]

For the "Why do people hate the Kings" montage that is posted when people ask:

 

[ZeroGravity]

Ducks

 

[shwimpy]

.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Just need to run the V formation with Teemu in front! Quack Quack Quack. We got this.

I mean, wow, of all the posts to troll you just picked that one? The one mentioning a very sad fact about a hockey player that has more prestige in his foreskin tip than 42 years of Canucks rosters?

 

[zroid]

For the "Why do people hate the Kings" montage that is posted when people ask:

I'm beginning to think Quick just has a serious leg fetish

 

[Tabris]

I mean, wow, of all the posts to troll you just picked that one? The one mentioning a very sad fact about a hockey player that has more prestige in his foreskin tip than 42 years of Canucks rosters?

You take things too hard. Who doesn't love the V formation scene from Mighty Ducks?

Don't worry, Ducks will turn it around and win the SC.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Jeeeezus

This isn't a new trend with the Ducks...

You take things too hard. Who doesn't love the V formation scene from Mighty Ducks?

Don't worry, Ducks will turn it around and win the SC.

Yeah we just fucking lost both games at homes to our rivals, Dickhead. I know your social skills are challenged and you have as much tact as a rhino trying to date rape a chihuahua. But if you can't read that first sentence while stepping out of your snowdome of delusion then you need to shut the fuck up.

 

[Giggzy]

I don't know why Vatanen doesn't get trusted by Boudreau. He's so creative. Our PP is better with him and our possession is also much better.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

I don't know why Vatanen doesn't get trusted by Boudreau. He's so creative. Our PP is better with him and our possession is also much better.

Defensive liability and just too small. But he does play bigger than he is. I'd give him a shot

 

[Coldnoodle]

I'm sure Bouds is getting Vietnam flashbacks

They're missing the same thing we were missing, a 2C and a top 4 guy to play with Green/Fowler.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

I'm sure Bouds is getting Vietnam flashbacks

Him and Joe are in a therapy group together

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

I mean let's be real here, we're playing overall good hockey right now guys. If we play like this there WILL be a Game 5, but shaky periods and 1-goal dodgy leads for the Kings who then go to play Hunter Hockey for 40 minutes aren't going to do us any favours.

Game 6 is a high expectation right now.

I'd love to see Vatman in though.

 

[WonkyPanda]

Perry is trying to break out all the stops here: http://gfycat.com/PalatableBiodegradableItaliangreyhound

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Perry is trying to break out all the stops here: http://gfycat.com/PalatableBiodegradableItaliangreyhound

Yeah welcome to two pages ago.

 

[WonkyPanda]

Yeah welcome to two pages ago.

GOD DAMMIT.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

GOD DAMMIT.

It's okay. I still enjoy it. Thanks for the post!

 

[Giggzy]

What happened to Winnik and Palms? Not favored against the kings or what?

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

GOD DAMMIT.

On retrospect, it's something you can never see enough of.

You did gud.

(Sorry, I thought you were a 'other' Bruins fan for a second)

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

What happened to Winnik and Palms? Not favored against the kings or what?

Not sure. Would love Winnik back in. Probably replace Etem. Palmieri has been invisible in the playoffs.

They just better not scratch Selanne again

 

[Acid08]

What happened to Winnik and Palms? Not favored against the kings or what?

Winnik ain't gonna help you score which is probably why he isn't in.

 

[Giggzy]

Not sure. Would love Winnik back in. Probably replace Etem. Palmieri has been invisible in the playoffs.

They just better not scratch Selanne again

I just want to see us play with some speed again. We can never get behind the defense, even against Dallas. I understand you need physicality in the playoffs, especially vs the kings, but lets get back to playing the way that got us success in the first place. Stop trying to beat LA at their own game.

Bruce getting out coached

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Stick with Hiller or time for a change?

 

[Pickles the Firecat]

Stick with Hiller or time for a change?

Hard to blame Hiller for either score. Gaborik goal was an amazing shot, Martinez goal was a deflection. I'm always against a change for the sake of making a change.

 

[Giggzy]

Hard to blame Hiller for either score. Gaborik goal was an amazing shot, Martinez goal was a deflection. I'm always against a change for the sake of making a change.

Agreed. I'm a big criticizer of Hiller, but he's done nothing wrong. Bad D-Zone turnovers and somewhat flukey goals has been the difference.

 

[Smiley90]

GODDAMNIT QUACKS

The Tabris curse is too strong isn't it :/

 

[RC]

If Tabris is always wrong than the opposite of what he says must always be right.

Poor Ducks. Teemu deserves better.

 

[Marvie_3]

If Tabris is always wrong than the opposite of what he says must always be right.

Poor Ducks. Teemu deserves better.

 

[zroid]

At least the Ducks made it out of the first round unlike the other teams cursed by Tabris

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

That's the one takeaway I keep looking at so far from this season: We got another div title and finally got out of round 1.

We're the new Washington Capitals.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Something will change. We've now got two games of full data. Coaching and staff has to see what they're doing wrong. They HAVE to. This isn't on the players at all. FENWICK SAYS THEY'RE PLAYING PROPERLY.

 

[Heretic]

Teemu :'(

 

[Jack Remington]

Honestly the Ducks could have won both games by 2-3 goals. Quick being Quick and some luck has been the difference so far.

 

[Calamari41]

I had the pleasure of listening to two Kings fans discuss "Selanne's old partner... What's his name... Mike Molano, from the Rangers."

Best fans in the league?

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Poor dstrdly

 

[Marvie_3]

I had the pleasure of listening to two Kings fans discuss "Selanne's old partner... What's his name... Mike Molano, from the Rangers."

Best fans in the league?

At stealing cars maybe

 

[Coldnoodle]

That's the one takeaway I keep looking at so far from this season: We got another div title and finally got out of round 1.

We're the new Washington Capitals.

It will get better.

Spoiler

I lied.

 

[Clydefrog]

Ugly ducklings out there. We need to turn to swans.

Kings fans are loud out there.

Hiller looking a little shaky or start but Gaborik made a great shot.

Beauchemin what are you doing
Stop

Why is Ponda filled with Kings fuckwits WHY ARE THEY GOALIE CHANTING IN OUR BUILDING

*waves*

Oh man just remembered Clydefrog is spreading his stink in the Ponda Center tonight. Someone from Ducks-Age fight him in the bathroom.

coincidence?

ducks fans are the worst. kings took over the honda center from the puck drop. it had to be pretty embarrassing to see 40% of the arena leave with over 90 seconds left when the kings were up 3-1. it turned into staples after that. section 441

i'll admit my heart skipped a beat when i saw doughty limp off the ice. but 2 mins later, i was convinced it was only a charlie horse.

see you fuckers in LA. beat us.

 

[Calamari41]

This series is frustrating because the Ducks are playing very well. It's just that Quick absolutely will not let anything past him, and Hiller/our defense is letting a single deciding garbage goal in per game.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

That's the one takeaway I keep looking at so far from this season: We got another div title and finally got out of round 1.

We're the new Washington Capitals.

We're the old Washington Capitals.

The new Washington Capitals don't make the playoffs and get their coaching staff/GM sacked.

 

[Calamari41]

Clydefrog your adrenaline is causing you to exaggerate. Also your fans smell. No, I'm serious, the ones near me smelled really bad.

Your hatred is hilarious.

 

[Phthisis]

Sorry Ducks fans (all 3 of you), there was no way Martinez wasn't going to get the game winner on Cinco de Mayo. It was foretold.

 

[TurtleSnatcher]

Holy shit that is a ton of Kings fans in the Pond. Makes sense but still holy shit.

Also lol Ducks fans leaving so early. Not too surprised. They barely stand during exciting moments I've learned.

 

[Clydefrog]

LA's a smoggy city. I'll blame the smell on the smog.

im' drunk i shouldnt post anymore

 

[Calamari41]

It was more of an armpit smell, I didn't get much smoggy flavor.

Where are you drinking?

 

[Coldnoodle]

It was more of an armpit smell, I didn't get much smoggy flavor

That b.o

 

[Clydefrog]

wat? i'm home now. no reason to linger besides i have a job to do

edit: i had a DD, thanks you

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Working a morning shift and then don't work friday.

Pretty sure my new manager is purposefully not scheduling me during games. Ever since the new guy came in and we talked about the Hawks for an hour or so, I haven't worked during a Hawks game.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

I feel almost as defeated as playing MLB The Show with advanced controls and walking in 5 runs in a row because I can't hit the strike zone.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

I feel almost as defeated as playing MLB The Show with advanced controls and walking in 5 runs in a row because I can't hit the strike zone.

At least you're not the White Sox and don't give up 16 (maybe it was one or two more) walks in a game to lose 6-4 to Boston.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Yeah, walks are the worst.

Onto tomorrow and beyond.

Dstrdl, Heretic, Giggzy, Calamari

We're surprisingly not salty at all.