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[Goro Majima]

I'm fresh as lettuce

The weird brown outer layer or the green leafy part? Or that obnoxious white part in the center that nobody likes.

Lettuce is a complex thing.

No Fuck that, I can't see them win another title I just can't.

Literally nobody cares what Cowboy fans want. Y'all are just old school Pats fans.

 

[CrocMother]

No Fuck that, I can't see them win another title I just can't.

+1.

I'd rather watch Gooddell hand the trophy to Brady than see that goober win another Super Bowl.

Literally nobody cares what Cowboy fans want. Y'all are just old school Pats fans.

Most people are Cowboys fans, so I would reckon most people care what we want!

 

[jbug617]

So we all buying these right.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

The weird brown outer layer or the green leafy part? Or that obnoxious white part in the center that nobody likes.

Lettuce is a complex thing.



Literally nobody cares what Cowboy fans want. Y'all are just old school Pats fans.

The green part

 

[Zeke]

The weird brown outer layer or the green leafy part? Or that obnoxious white part in the center that nobody likes.

Lettuce is a complex thing.



Literally nobody cares what Cowboy fans want. Y'all are just old school Pats fans.

Hey at least the cowboys didn't cheat their way to those owls! We won those on grit, determination and coke filled whore parties. I wish I could see a cowboys vs pats sb. Nflgaf would cave in on itself, mass suicides would sweep the nation and the salt from fans would be amazing.

 

[Crisco]

If I'm a Pats fans my biggest concern would be the offensive line's inability to keep their QBs healthy. Brady missing these games and giving them time to work out the pass protection kinks was a damn blessing.

 

[grandjedi6]

I want to die.

This is just leading up to Brady getting a season ending injury in week 5, isn't it?

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Hey at least the cowboys didn't cheat their way to those owls! We won those on grit, determination and coke filled whore parties. I wish I could see a cowboys vs pats sb. Nflgaf would cave in on itself, mass suicides would sweep the nation and the salt from fans would be amazing.

I would watch that shit in a heartbeat

 

[Futurevoid]

The whole league needs to come together and agree not to hit Eli. Make sure he gets through to the SB healthy so that he can defeat evil for a third time.

You and I have had our differences but on this we are of the same mind my friend!

 

[Bread]

If I'm a Pats fans my biggest concern would be the offensive line's inability to keep their QBs healthy. Brady missing these games and giving them time to work out the pass protection kinks was a damn blessing.

the line has looked great though

 

[cdyhybrid]

the line has looked great though

Then why are all your QBs dead?

 

[yankeehater]

You and I have had our differences but on this we are of the same mind my friend!

Whatever it takes to stop them and we know that fraud russ cant do it.

 

[Bread]

Then why are all your QBs dead?

goodell did it

 

[Colasante]

RapSheet says the Patriots will add a quarterback. So it'll be TJ Yates versus the Bills. I don't think he'll even be at the level of Brissett, so I'm worried.

Then why are all your QBs dead?

Do you watch the games? Garoppolo was slammed onto his throwing shoulder after scrambling on third down and Brissett sprained his thumb, which is just a freak accident. The pass protection has been fine.

 

[spyder_ur]

If I'm a Pats fans my biggest concern would be the offensive line's inability to keep their QBs healthy. Brady missing these games and giving them time to work out the pass protection kinks was a damn blessing.

None of these injuries really had anything to do with the offensive line. Brady didn't get hurt. Garoppolo got hurt on a scramble. Brissett tore a ligament in his thumb?

I was really really impressed with the Oline last night. They dominated one of the best D-Lines in the NFL. Getting Dante S back might low key be one of the best moves of the offseason.

Seriously though - who is gonna play in Week 4? At least they have 10 days.

 

[TwntyOneTwlv]

This is just leading up to Brady getting a season ending injury in week 5, isn't it?

Against the Browns? Lol.

 

[Futurevoid]

Hey at least the cowboys didn't cheat their way to those owls! We won those on grit, determination and coke filled whore parties. I wish I could see a cowboys vs pats sb. Nflgaf would cave in on itself, mass suicides would sweep the nation and the salt from fans would be amazing.

It wouldn't really bother me from an NFL-GAF "regulars" perspective. You, Croc and a few others who have been here throughout the years watching the Cowboys and posting, etc. The invasions of lifelongs (especially on the Cowboys side of that equation) that will undoubtedly follow in these threads would be fucking intolerable.

 

[cdyhybrid]

RapSheet says the Patriots will add a quarterback. So it'll be TJ Yates versus the Bills. I don't think he'll even be at the level of Brissett, so I'm worried.



Do you watch the games? Garoppolo was slammed onto his throwing shoulder after scrambling on third down and Brissett sprained his thumb, which is just a freak accident. The pass protection has been fine.

Maybe they should stop getting hit

 

[msdstc]

Then why are all your QBs dead?

so you're arguing the pats have a bad line now... but earlier you said pats fans know nothing about bad line play.

 

[Goro Majima]

The green part

Good to hear! Stay crisp.

+1.

Most people are Cowboys fans, so I would reckon most people care what we want!

Hey at least the cowboys didn't cheat their way to those owls! We won those on grit, determination and coke filled whore parties. I wish I could see a cowboys vs pats sb. Nflgaf would cave in on itself, mass suicides would sweep the nation and the salt from fans would be amazing.

First off - I think it's considered cheating when you buy off Neil O'Donnell to lose that Super Bowl. It's also practically cheating when you get to beat a team of perennial chokers like the Bills twice.

Second - it's horrible that you would wish such a thing upon me. I barely survived a Seahawks - Patriots Super Bowl after Munn cursed the Packers and a fifth string player fucked up the onside kick. People may (or may not) have been forced to root for the Patriots for the 30 seconds that they bothered to watch the game. Others stayed true to themselves and wished for global annihilation through a meteor.

A Patriots/Cowboys Super Bowl would be a sports singularity that no true would be able to escape. It would be 1000 years of sports darkness.

Only a Trump voter would support this idea and considering that Texas will almost certainly vote for Trump, it's no surprise to me that Cowboys fans would wish this.

 

[NH Apache]

None of these injuries really had anything to do with the offensive line. Brady didn't get hurt. Garoppolo got hurt on a scramble. Brissett tore a ligament in his thumb?

I was really really impressed with the Oline last night. They dominated one of the best D-Lines in the NFL. Getting Dante S back might low key be one of the best moves of the offseason.

Seriously though - who is gonna play in Week 4? At least they have 10 days.

I do miss Wilfork though. How many times last night did he beat a double team to make the tackle? at least 10? Still Beast.

 

[yankeehater]

RapSheet says the Patriots will add a quarterback. So it'll be TJ Yates versus the Bills. I don't think he'll even be at the level of Brissett, so I'm worried.



Do you watch the games? Garoppolo was slammed onto his throwing shoulder after scrambling on third down and Brissett sprained his thumb, which is just a freak accident. The pass protection has been fine.

You dont think he will be able to complete like 50% of his passes for 100 yards.

 

[dave is ok]

I do miss Wilfork though. How many times last night did he beat a double team to make the tackle? at least 10? Still Beast.

I miss Wilforks wife. She was the best.

They should just start Edelman for Buffalo, fuck it.

 

[Himynameischris]

People may (or may not) have been forced to root for the Patriots for the 30 seconds that they bothered to watch the game.

Someone mark this so the next time he claims he didn't root for the pats we have new evidence again.

 

[NH Apache]

I miss Wilforks wife. She was the best.

They should just start Edelman for Buffalo, fuck it.

She is a super sweet lady who did and still does great charity work. She is above reproach.

 

[Cornbread78]

Against the Browns? Lol.

Ice fucking cold...

 

[Respect]

The curse of dom grady strikes again

 

[Goro Majima]

Someone mark this so the next time he claims he didn't root for the pats we have new evidence again.

I didn't say that I did.

I did not. have. sexual relations with that woman. root. for the Pats.

I was referencing "people".

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Ice fucking cold...

It's not like he's wrong now isn't he?

 

[Cornbread78]

It's not like he's wrong now isn't he?

How much suffering must Browns fans endure...

 

[MechDX]

RapSheet says the Patriots will add a quarterback. So it'll be TJ Yates versus the Bills. I don't think he'll even be at the level of Brissett, so I'm worried.

You shut your filthy mouth.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

How much suffering must Browns fans endure...

All of it..

 

[jbug617]

I didn't say that I did.

I did not. have. sexual relations with that woman. root. for the Pats.

I was referencing "people".

i appreciated the way you rooted for the Pats that Super Bowl. You did not hold back, it was like you was always holding it in and then it all came out at once.

 

[Colasante]

Wilfork landing on Brissett was what caused the injury. Big Vince got his revenge after all.

 

[Futurevoid]

Will Rex Ryan survive losing to this weeks random Patriots QB?

 

[Goro Majima]

Pats going to beat the Bills with a quarterback that's been on the roster for like a few days just to completely shit on the Ryan brothers.

I don't trust Buffalo to pull out a win for the good guys.

 

[Fox318]

 

[Zeke]

It wouldn't really bother me from an NFL-GAF "regulars" perspective. You, Croc and a few others who have been here throughout the years watching the Cowboys and posting, etc. The invasions of lifelongs (especially on the Cowboys side of that equation) that will undoubtedly follow in these threads would be fucking intolerable.

Your good people future. I'm not gonna lie I cringe at the thought of lifelongs crawling out of the wood work. Its been 20 damn years and all we have are a few playoff appearances and qbs like Quincy Carter, Chad Hutchinson, Anthony Wright, Drew Henson, Ryan Leaf, the corpse of Vinny Testaverde and Clint Stoerner.

 

[yankeehater]

My god the talking that Rex will do if the Bills give the Pats their first loss of the season. It wont matter one bit who or what is at QB for the Pats. Rex will make it sound like the greatest win of all time.

 

[Kusagari]

If Belichick signs Jeff Driskel and makes him look like a good QB I'll bow before his powers.

 

[captive]

such a shit show last night. O'Brien coached scared, why i have no idea. thats all i gotta say.

 

[Hindl]

Let's not talk about Wienku rooting for the pats two years ago. Let's talk about Grovo rooting for the pats yesterday

 

[JABEE]

I don't believe this

 

[Goro Majima]

Let's not talk about Wienku rooting for the pats two years ago. Let's talk about Grovo rooting for the pats yesterday

He's already a fan of 17 teams for 30 different places so it's not a surprise.

 

[cdyhybrid]

I've already added wienku a second time and Grovoncoke to the Pats fan list.

 

[slightconfuse]

Edelman going to play QB next week.

Hype

 

[Bread]

Ian Rappoport @RapSheetNFL 1m ago
Unprecedented event unfolds in Cleveland, their stadium has fallen. Please pray for the city.

whoa

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Oh shit I heard there was an earthquake in Cleveland that destroyed the stadium

Fake Edit: Bread and Fox beat me to it...

 

[cdyhybrid]

Scrotum slasher placed on IR apparently.

 

[Jarnet87]

The Rams should go and get ASJ, perfect for their 7-9 bullshit.