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Oh my god this week break has taken so damn long!!
GAMEWEEK 1 PREDICTIONS! GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!
I'll highlight my picks! And give score difference prediction)
DAL - TB (1x TD)
JAX - HOU (2x TD)
LAC -
WhhhFT (1x FG)
SEA - IND (3x TD)
NYJ -
CAR (1x XP)
MIN - CIN (1x pTD)
ARI - TEN (1x rTD)
SF - DET (2x TD)
PIT - BUF (1x rTD)
PHI -
ATL (1x FG)
CLE -
KC (2x TD)
GB - NO (2x TD)
DEN - NYG (1x rTD)
MIA -
NE (2x rTD)
CHI -
LA (1x TD)
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Men_in_Boxes
EverydayBeast
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I can't do scores, but I have predictions.
TB over Dallas. Brady makes a drive for the win in the 4th.
Jax over Hou. Lawrence throws 3 TDs.
Chargers over FT. Ekeler catches 2 TDs.
Seattle over Indy. Wins by a fields goal.
Jets over Carolina. Zach Wilson shows up Darnold, but Darnold does well.
Cincinnati over Minnesota. I just don't have faith in Cousins.
Tennessee over Arizona. Tannehill throws 3 TDs. 2 are to Julio.
Detroit over the Niners. One of only 4 wins the Lion get this season. Jimmy G throws 2 picks.
Pitt over Buffalo. Najee Harris has a 100yd game. Stefon Digg's has a key drop.
Philadelphia over Atlanta. Hurts has a good game and Devonte Smith catches his first TD.
KC over the Browns. But it's a closer game than anyone expects.
Green Bay over Saints. Rodgers ascends to godhood and takes out his off season anger on the poor Saints defense.
Denver over Giants. Bridgewater has an okay game with 2 TDs. Daniel Jones gets a rushing TD, but has a fumble in the 4th.
Pats over Lolphins. Both of the NE TEs get touchdowns.
LA over Chicago. Stafford learns what it's like to be on a good team and throws 3 TDs.
I would love for the game tonight to be a blow out in either direction though. Either Brady would get smacked or the cowboys would. Either way america wins.
Edit: Before anyone asks about the oddly specific predictions my buddies and I do a "Nostradamus Pool" every week. We each kick in $5 and make a prediction about each game. Whoever gets the most right gets the money. So I just transferred my predictions over to here for the shits and giggles.