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[Ripclawe]

http://www.razzies.com/history/34thNoms.asp

WORST PICTURE


After Earth

Grown Ups 2

The Lone Ranger

A Madea Christmas

Movie 43

WORST ACTOR


Johnny Depp: The Lone Ranger

Ashton Kutcher: Jobs

Adam Sandler: Grown Ups 2

Jaden Smith: After Earth

Sylvester Stallone: Bullet To The Head, Escape Plan, Grudge Match

WORST ACTRESS


Halle Berry: Movie 43, The Call

Selena Gomez: Getaway

Lindsay Lohan: The Canyons

Tyler Perry: A Madea Christmas

Naomi Watts: Diana, Movie 43

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS


Lady Gaga: Machete Kills

Salma Hayek: Grown Ups 2

Katherine Heigl: The Big Wedding

Kim Kardashian: Tyler Perry's Temptation

Lindsay Lohan: In-App-Propriate Comedy, Scary Movie 5

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR


Chris Brown: Battle Of The Year

Larry the Cable Guy: A Madea Christmas

Taylor Lautner: Grown Ups 2

Will Smith: After Earth

Nick Swardson: A Haunted House, Grown Ups 2

WORST DIRECTOR


The 13 People Who Directed Movie 43

Dennis Dugan: Grown Ups 2

Tyler Perry: A Madea Christmas, Temptation

M. Night Shyamalan: After Earth

Gore Verbinski: The Lone Ranger

WORST SCREEN COMBO


The Entire Cast of Grown Ups 2
The Entire Cast of Movie 43

Lindsay Lohan & Charlie Sheen: Scary Movie 5

Tyler Perry & EITHER Larry the Cable Guy OR That Worn-Out Wig & Dress: A Madea Christmas

Jaden Smith & Will Smith on Planet Nepotism: After Earth

WORST SCREENPLAY


After Earth: Screenplay by Gary Whitta and M. Night Shyamalan, Story by Will Smith

Grown Ups 2: Written by Fred Wolfe & Adam Sandler & Tim Herlihy

The Lone Ranger: Screen Story & Screenplay by Ted Elliott, Justin Haythe & Terry Rosso

A Madea Christmas: Written by Tyler Perry

Movie 43: Written by 19 "Screenwriters"


WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL


Grown Ups 2

Hangover III

The Lone Ranger

Scary Movie 5

Smurfs 2

 

[Discotheque]

scust at all the lone ranger hate

how hasn't sharlto copley won a lifetime achievement razzie for elysium?

 

[The Culture Vulture]

I've actually heard good things about The Lone Ranger.

 

[Ryaaan14]

C'mon Gaga was great in Machete this is bullshit

 

[richardhawk]

http://www.razzies.com/history/34thNoms.asp
After Earth: Screenplay by Gary Whitta and M. Night Shyamalan, Story by Will Smith


First gaffer to be nominated?

 

[SteveWinwood]

I told yall jobs would suck

 

[terribletwo]

I've actually heard good things about The Lone Ranger.

People that saw it seemed to think it was fine

Movie 43 ought to have the Razzies wrapped up this year

 

[Dead]

get fucked @ that lone ranger nom

 

[lethial]

Tyler Perry is still around?

 

[BLACKLAC]

Grown Ups 2
 vs Movie 43

That's a tough one.

 

[Aurongel]

About damn time a Gaffer gets recognized.

 

[Gentleman Jack]

I think the year sly had in 2013 means he's a lock for worst actor.

 

[Beaulieu]

Gary Whitta finally getting what he deserves.

 

[Wozzly]

I hated Movie 43 but the Hugh Jackman skit was funny in a stupid can't believe I'm watching this kinda way. It was all down hill from that.

 

[kris.]

i hope movie 43 wins everything it's nominated for. that movie was painful to sit through.

 

[styl3s]

I've actually heard good things about The Lone Ranger.

I really enjoyed it :-/

But then again i also didn't absolutely hate After Earth. Rented it on Blu-Ray and was entertained. Wasn't the best but it was entertaining and had some interesting ideas.

 

[Not Spaceghost]

Movie 43 should win every category it was nominated for that is without a doubt the worst example of sketch "comedy" I have ever seen.

It was embarrassing to watch people make jokes they think are going to be funny but just make you cringe instead, it wasn't even endearing.

It was toilet humor in it's most raw form.

It was a fucking R rated movie for 12 year olds.

It was the worst fucking thing I've seen in a long time.

 

[bluelightningduo]

WORST SCREENPLAY


After Earth: Screenplay by Gary Whitta and M. Night Shyamalan, Story by Will Smith


Gaf needs a win.

 

[metalslimer]

Congrats Whitta on the nomination

 

[Lazyslob]

how hasn't sharlto copley won a lifetime achievement razzie for elysium?

How dare you. That was a good movie and he was cool in it.

 

[kai3345]

Gary Whitta
Gary Whitta
Gary Whitta
Gary Whitta

 

[Ashhong]

Was Sly in Escape Plan that bad? I was interested in watching it but all I've seen of it is the movie poster.

 

[illmatic22]

Cmon Grown Ups 2!

 

[komplanen]

Haha go Gary Whitta. I kinda hope he wins and I sort of don't. I mean he wrote it so just cuz he's a gaffer it ain't magically good.

 

[Incandenza]

Bring it home, Gary!

Spoiler

I want to believe it's all Shyamalan's fault.

 

[Clydefrog]

I heard on the radio that this is Stallone's 31st nomination

 

[TheRedSnifit]

We're rooting for you, Gary.

 

[Oriel]

Will Hallie Berry pickup her Razzie if she wins Worst Actress again?

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

scust at all the lone ranger hate

how hasn't sharlto copley won a lifetime achievement razzie for elysium?

You're out of your damn mind.

 

[Platy]

This is like a joke on what the razzies were.

There are MUCH WORST movies than those, specialy Lone Ranger

I would even dare to say that Lindsay Lohan acting on Canyons were ... good

 

[styl3s]

Haha go Gary Whitta. I kinda hope he wins and I sort of don't. I mean he wrote it so just cuz he's a gaffer it ain't magically good.

How much did he actually write? I only ask because he wrote Book of Eli and it was fucking rad.

A lot of this film had that shamalalalala taste to it and i don't mean just in the directing, i mean in the writing.

 

[Freewheelin']

I'm gonna say it.

Movie 43 wasn't that bad. Something perverse about seeing so many big stars doing something like that. I laughed far more than I expected to. Definitely worse films out this year.

Man of steel not being on any of these sucks lol

 

[Dead]

scust at all the lone ranger hate

how hasn't sharlto copley won a lifetime achievement razzie for elysium?

Somehow I don't think even a Razzy is enough to disparage that performance

 

[megamerican]

I think The Lone Ranger is going to be the first $250 million cult movie. I bet Grown Ups 2 sweeps this year.

 

[Trouble]

Good luck, Gary. Hope you win!

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

scust at all the lone ranger hate

how hasn't sharlto copley won a lifetime achievement razzie for elysium?

Didn't know this guy's name before now, I was baffled how this talentless, unintelligible hack got as much dialogue as Matt Damon.

 

[vagabondarts]

GAF represent!

I haven't seen any of these movies but I heard Lone Ranger wasn't so bad.

Pirates of Silicon Valley is still the best jobs film even though I haven't seen jobs.

I'm gonna say it.

Man of steel not being on any of these sucks lol

Completely agree. Just watched tonight. It makes Superman Returns look legendary.

 

[odiin]

scust at all the lone ranger hate

how hasn't sharlto copley won a lifetime achievement razzie for elysium?

Oops I think you're mistaken. The Razzies are for people who put in BAD performances. Gosh, that must be embarrassing.

 

[b&jy77VjiKn$#F]

Man of steel not being on any of these sucks lol

Lol. Might as well put Pacific Rim in there, don't you think? Man of Steel is not as bad as any of the films on that list.

 

[BLACKLAC]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IE_B3VK1mQ

 

[alr1ght]

If Gary wins, he better post his award in the pick up thread.

 

[KefkaPalazzo]

But...Kutcher got favorable reviews for his performance.

 

[equippedwithtowel]

Didn't know this guy's name before now, I was baffled how this talentless, unintelligible hack got as much dialogue as Matt Damon.

I'm assuming you haven't seen District 9.

 

[TUSR]

wtf the lone ranger isnt even that bad?

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

But...Kutcher got favorable reviews for his performance.

I have, didn't realize it was the same guy. He was awful in Elysium. I liked District 9 though.

 

[ZeroGravity]

Man of Steel definitely deserves to be in there. It's not as as bad as movies like After Earth or Lone Ranger, but no one really had any expectation of those being good. Man of Steel was both bad and a colossal disappointment.

 

[Freewheelin']

Lol. Might as well put Pacific Rim in there, don't you think? Man of Steel is not as bad as any of the films on that list.

Half of pacific rim was good at least, the fighting parts. But man of steel was paced really poorly especially.

Movie 43 was genuinely better, and I never would have thought that after seeing the trailers :lol

 

[SteveWinwood]

razzies used to have actual bad movies

not like oh we just didnt like this movie awards

 

[See You Next Wednesday]

WORST SCREEN COMBO

Jaden Smith & Will Smith on Planet Nepotism: After Earth

LOL damn.

 

[Replicant]

Lone Ranger was actually quite entertaining to watch. :/