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[Gorey]

Edit: ok, so I suck at searching the forum. Lock it already ;(

The 50 Most Loathsome People in America
Definately not to be taken too seriously, but some funny stuff regardless. My favorite:

8. John Ashcroft

Crimes: Promoting sexual shame, writing and singing alarmingly jingoistic and terrible songs, flattening constitutional protections, detaining brown people at will without charges or counsel, pretending to be a patriot, and intentionally ignoring terrorism in his pre-9/11 tenure.

Smoking Gun: Put a fucking curtain up to cover a naked breast on a statue. A statue.

Punishment: Only heterosexual judge on the supreme court in 2035.

:lol

 

[demi]

http://www.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=33383

26. Gorey

Crimes: Posting old topics in the Off-Topic Discussion section of the Gaming-Age Forums. Not using the search feature, and just being plain dumb.

Smoking Gun: POSTED AN OLD TOPIC WHEN IT WAS EASILY SEARCHABLE

Punishment: Teabagged by all the gayming-agers, right on the forehead.

IN YOUR FACE, BITCH!

 

[Matlock]

1. You.

Crimes: Reposting a thread.

Smoking Gun: This very thread.

Punishment: Lockaroo!

:lol demi

 

[Ecrofirt]

demi, you're a genius.

 

[Gorey]

Christ, search didn't turn it up when I tried.

Heh, so now that I'm done being a sore loser over it, that is pretty fucking funny. Owned ;(.

 

[commish]

lol demi, classic