elrechazado
Banned
you two are making me want to highlight those spoilers so bad.
bailing out, bailing out!
I want this effing book.
bailing out, bailing out!
I want this effing book.
elrechazao said:you two are making me want to highlight those spoilers so bad.
bailing out, bailing out!
I want this effing book.
Thankfully, Bakker isn't writing this series.heliosRAzi said:I'm prepared for everything up to and including if the Others turn out to have shitting dick-nipples
i_am_ben said:meanwhile this thread title is terrible.
a mod should really change it.
Fuuuck, I need this book.bengraven said:Don't. Fucking. Click. ANY. Spoilers.
Trust me, the lot of us are going to have a LOT to talk about in the next few weeks after we're done with the books. A LOT. Shit is going to hit the fan.
But be patient. Don't be me.
DON'T BE ME.
God, why can't it just arrive? 10 days left.
KingK said:What's wrong with it?
i_am_ben said:adwd spoilers aren't unmarked till the 12th.
KingK said:Everyone in here has agreed to mark the spoilers til the 12th as a courtesy, but technically they don't have to mark the spoilers. It's probably safest to just stay out anyway.
Oh god, what am I still doing in this thread?! I need the book in my body now!!!
Basileus777 said:PhoenixDark, are those 2nd hand spoilers or just speculation?
Nesotenso said:I agree with your post Bengraven. I have a feeling Brandon Sanderson will need more than two books to finish this story.
heliosRAzi said:I read part of the spoiler, but got the main gist of it. For this series, I'm prepared for everything up to and including if the Others turn out to have shitting dick-nipples
Truth. I'm gonna finish this book so quick. Dammit.shintoki said:T Minus 10 Days boys.
Then T minus another half decay.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuKeen said:Yes yes yes!!!
PhoenixDark said:Ran at Westeros revently banned some new posers who allegedly posted a host of spoilers. I didn't see them, but he said they were all fake (he has read the book). Which makes me wonder how much of the stuff flying around right now is fake; of course a few days ago Martin said a lot of the spoilers on the internet were fake too
Plot relevance isn't measured by the size of yourIkael said:Ayra - I love the girl, but let's be serious, she has barely, if any relevance in the big scheme of things. She ain't going to rule any kingdom, nor going to marry and inherit anything.
Better not take the chance, Ban him till the 12th!Keen said:Yes yes yes!!!
shintoki said:Better not take the chance, Ban him till the 12th!
Lucky Duck =[
I am now reading the book with the assumption that all dialogue between jon and stannis is sexual double entendre.bengraven said:Thing is, discussion is still going to be a pain when Dance comes out.
Hear me out.
Let's say it's day 1 and I'm on page 200 and you're on page 20.
I come into this thread and I'm like "holy shit, Stannis and Jon just had sex with each other and professed their undying love!"
You come into this thread and are like "wow, Stannis and Jon really hate each other."
And then you read my open spoiler and are like "OH FUUUUUUU"
bengraven said:Thing is, discussion is still going to be a pain when Dance comes out.
Hear me out.
Let's say it's day 1 and I'm on page 200 and you're on page 20.
I come into this thread and I'm like "holy shit, Stannis and Jon just had sex with each other and professed their undying love!"
You come into this thread and are like "wow, Stannis and Jon really hate each other."
And then you read my open spoiler and are like "OH FUUUUUUU"
Incredibly easy solution: Don't come in here until you're done with ADWD.bengraven said:Thing is, discussion is still going to be a pain when Dance comes out.
Hear me out.
Let's say it's day 1 and I'm on page 200 and you're on page 20.
I come into this thread and I'm like "holy shit, Stannis and Jon just had sex with each other and professed their undying love!"
You come into this thread and are like "wow, Stannis and Jon really hate each other."
And then you read my open spoiler and are like "OH FUUUUUUU"
This so much. Finish reading. It will take you 2-3 days, maybe a week. You'll have the next 5 years to discuss it.ZephyrFate said:Incredibly easy solution: Don't come in here until you're done with ADWD.
ZephyrFate said:Incredibly easy solution: Don't come in here until you're done with ADWD.
ZephyrFate said:Incredibly easy solution: Don't come in here until you're done with ADWD.
Lmfao.BlueTsunami said:Jon: Sheath your throbbing Sword of Light, I say!
Stannis: You will not deny your King!
Jon:
Yeah, I'm going to take this one slow. Or at least I'll try to.PhoenixDark said:I'll probably wind up reading 100 pages a day lol, maybe less. Gotta savor this meal because another won't be coming for years
Puddles said:Really surprised there's no online leak yet. I thought people would race to be the first one to put up a pdf for e-cred.