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[Mr-Joker]

They grow a penis and have a 4 hour boner

That sounds like a plot of a hentai... I would totally read it. <(>_>)> <(<_<)> <(>_>)>

 

[Peru]

 

[pashmilla]

I buy Tesco bananas. oh god.

Yeah, I'm buying them in Lidl from now on.

 

[LurkerPrime]

They say it's like eating a ghost... and now I know why.

 

[mechashiva]

F'n lol.

 

[FuuRe]

I was hoping someone did find an image like this

 

[RoyaleDuke]

Yeah I fucking hate spiders, but I always check my fucking bananas because these things kill people all the fucking time. That 4 hour boner usually ends in death.

It's one of the most venomous and aggressive arachnids in the world.

 

[Kinyou]

Yeah I fucking hate spiders, but I always check my fucking bananas because these things kill people all the fucking time. That 4 hour boner usually ends in death.

Might as well go out with a bang

 

[FunkyPajamas]

What if you masturbate furiously during those four hours? Will the venom come out?

 

[Souldestroyer Reborn]

Jesus fucking christ

I nearly fucking shit my pants scrolling down the page there.

Was not expecting that.

Thanks man :/

 

[Surge]

Never eating another banana in my life

 

[studyguy]

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

 

[weekend_warrior]

Not gonna lie, saw that picture and a little bit of pee came out.

 

[figadapaura]

Everything about spiders is horrible.

 

[Toxi]

That 4 hour boner is less pleasurable and more uncontrollable fiery pain in your dick that leaves you sterile even if you live through it.

Everything about spiders is horrible.

No, most spiders are cool and completely harmless But Phoneutria are demon spiders from hell.

 

[HazySaiyan]

Fuck I just ate a banana like an hour ago. Am I gonna die or will I gain the spider's powers?

 

[m_shortpants]

Fucking lol.

Amazing

 

[Garrett Hawke]

I was in a Tesco earlier :/
Am I at risk?

 

[UraMallas]

Winner.

 

[Beerman462]

 

[thesuperfunk]

I feel like we had this exact thread last year too?

 

[Princess Viola]

I feel like we had this exact thread last year too?

spiders in bananas aren't that uncommon

i had a banana a few days ago

rip me

 

[MattKeil]

Everything about spiders is horrible.

Except that part where they're one of the most deadly predators of humanity's mortal foe, the mosquito.

 

[justjohn]

Tesco just seem to get worse and worse. I remember when they could do no wrong and even looked like they might challenge walmart but those days are long gone.

Their shops are just awful now. Dirty floors, items not arranged properly on the shelves, empty shelves trolleys blocking the way etc. I might as well be in lidl.

 

[Africanus]

There was a thousand ways to die episode featuring this.

It began and ended much as many here have speculated.

 

[Hydroside]

Who needs viagra anymore?

 

[Rich!]

This is damn old.

Saw that exact same Facebook post about two years ago. Here on GAF, and on the BBC.

 

[BitStyle]

Well damn, haha

 

[poopninjamvc3mk]

Welp definitely not getting bananas this week no matter the brand

 

[mollipen]

I'm pretty sure I've had this dream before, except this was the spider.

 

[Broken Joystick]

Welp never buying bananas again.

 

[Hyllian]

I fear all aracnideos, much more than insects. But I hate scorpions more than spiders. Those things let me terrified.

 

[Lys Skygge]

Well...I guess I should warn my girlfriend that I might have another spider nightmare tonight!

Whenever I dream about spiders I wake up screaming and I jump out of bed. My girlfriend hates it lol.

 

[Dr Prob]

They say that if you have a spider venom erection that lasts for four hours you should call a doctor. I'm calling the Rockettes!

 

[SenorArdilla]

 

[kharma45]

Bravo

 

[JBourne]

Wonder how many people will get this.

Came here to make the reference.

 

[RyudBoy]

I'm died.

 

[DECK'ARD]

:-/

 

[ReAxion]

Hey is that a banana spider in your pocket? Okay so you'll be good to go?

 

[LurkerPrime]

I don't get it... Doesn't Tesco check their produce before they stock it?

 

[Dr. Buni]

Brazil is the new Australia.

 

[Beerman462]

 

[Deleted member 13876]

The dreaded bonana spider strikes again.

 

[Buzzman]

RIP Gaborn

 

[NobleGundam]

She wants the spidey D

 

[dr3upmushroom]

...what happens if bites a woman ?

Ever venture into the weird parts of anime...

 

[Princess Viola]

are flamethrowers illegal in grocery stores?

 

[SkullHydra]

Yeah, the Brazilian Wandering Spider has one heck of a bite. It was actually considered the world's most venomous spider a few years back. (I'm not sure if it still is)

The erections caused by the bite are supposedly painful, and can lead to impotence. Not such a fun spider.