That sounds like a plot of a hentai... I would totally read it. <(>_>)> <(<_<)> <(>_>)>
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A spider whose bite can cause painful 4-hour boners found in Tesco's bananas
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That sounds like a plot of a hentai... I would totally read it. <(>_>)> <(<_<)> <(>_>)>
LurkerPrime
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They say it's like eating a ghost... and now I know why.
mechashiva
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F'n lol.
I was hoping someone did find an image like this
RoyaleDuke
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Yeah I fucking hate spiders, but I always check my fucking bananas because these things kill people all the fucking time. That 4 hour boner usually ends in death.
It's one of the most venomous and aggressive arachnids in the world.
It's one of the most venomous and aggressive arachnids in the world.
Might as well go out with a bang
FunkyPajamas
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What if you masturbate furiously during those four hours? Will the venom come out?
Souldestroyer Reborn
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Jesus fucking christ
I nearly fucking shit my pants scrolling down the page there.
Was not expecting that.
Thanks man :/
PeakPointMatrix
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weekend_warrior
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Not gonna lie, saw that picture and a little bit of pee came out.
figadapaura
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Everything about spiders is horrible.
That 4 hour boner is less pleasurable and more uncontrollable fiery pain in your dick that leaves you sterile even if you live through it.
No, most spiders are cool and completely harmless But Phoneutria are demon spiders from hell.
HazySaiyan
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Fuck I just ate a banana like an hour ago. Am I gonna die or will I gain the spider's powers?
m_shortpants
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Garrett Hawke
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I was in a Tesco earlier :/
Am I at risk?
Am I at risk?
Winner.
Beerman462
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thesuperfunk
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I feel like we had this exact thread last year too?
Princess Viola
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Except that part where they're one of the most deadly predators of humanity's mortal foe, the mosquito.
Tesco just seem to get worse and worse. I remember when they could do no wrong and even looked like they might challenge walmart but those days are long gone.
Their shops are just awful now. Dirty floors, items not arranged properly on the shelves, empty shelves trolleys blocking the way etc. I might as well be in lidl.
Their shops are just awful now. Dirty floors, items not arranged properly on the shelves, empty shelves trolleys blocking the way etc. I might as well be in lidl.
Well damn, haha
poopninjamvc3mk
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Welp definitely not getting bananas this week no matter the brand
I'm pretty sure I've had this dream before, except this was the spider.
Broken Joystick
At least you can talk. Who are you?
Welp never buying bananas again.
Lys Skygge
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Well...I guess I should warn my girlfriend that I might have another spider nightmare tonight!
Whenever I dream about spiders I wake up screaming and I jump out of bed. My girlfriend hates it lol.
Whenever I dream about spiders I wake up screaming and I jump out of bed. My girlfriend hates it lol.
SenorArdilla
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Bravo
Came here to make the reference.
Wonder how many people will get this.
I'm died.
LurkerPrime
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I don't get it... Doesn't Tesco check their produce before they stock it?
Beerman462
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The dreaded bonana spider strikes again.
NobleGundam
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She wants the spidey D
dr3upmushroom
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Ever venture into the weird parts of anime...
Princess Viola
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are flamethrowers illegal in grocery stores?
SkullHydra
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Yeah, the Brazilian Wandering Spider has one heck of a bite. It was actually considered the world's most venomous spider a few years back. (I'm not sure if it still is)
The erections caused by the bite are supposedly painful, and can lead to impotence. Not such a fun spider.
The erections caused by the bite are supposedly painful, and can lead to impotence. Not such a fun spider.
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