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[Captain Tuttle]

That's a thread title you don't see every day

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Fuck I just ate a banana like an hour ago. Am I gonna die or will I gain the spider's powers?

The power to make any guy hard? I hope you're into men.

 

[Gnome Scat]

Burn it. It's the only way to be sure they're dead.

 

[Extra Sauce]

Imagine if it bit your dick.

 

[SliceSabre]

So the spider gives you the most powerful boner of your life before you die?

Hmmm...

 

[Bare Grills]

Imagine if it bit your dick.

you'd grow a second one

 

[exmachina64]

Wipe out all spiders.

 

[Jedi2016]

As an arachnophobe, I would lose my shit if I saw this at the store.

 

[FUME5]

Painful for who?

 

[Corronchilejano]

My worst fear giving me a deadly boner? This is already a thing in Japan isn't it?

 

[OSHAN]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ilw3SBqX3T0/ULw2Cn1lfaI/AAAAAAAAKfI/RHafa_ce7tI/s1600/8legs.JPG

Not safe spider cartoon porn

 

[Dennis]

For GAF it was the glorious day they got a bite from a Tesco's banana spider, for Dennis it was Tuesday.

 

[bengraven]

Rant lol.

Came here to make the reference.

dude

Seriously, good point, but NSFW.

 

[TalonJH]

...what happens if bites a woman ?

She grows a penis....We obviously don't watch the same hentai.

 

[Moonkeis]

I usually just grab a bundle of bananas when I'm at the store. Thanks to this thread, I'm doing a full inspection next time.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

We find Black Widows in grapes sometimes at work. Think of that next time you pop a grape in your mouth.

 

[Replicant]

no. No. NO. NOOOOOO~

 

[TheBowen]

maybe im just super tired, i don;t get it

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

maybe im just super tired, i don;t get it

Plane taking off in the sunset.jpg

 

[Yiazmat]

Here's a video of that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=movM04GZ8cw

 

[RK9039]

Do Sainsbury's sell these bananas too?

 

[jmdajr]

NOPE

 

[Sebastiano]

Good thing that this have like 0,0000000001% chance to happen (live in France, zero Tesco here [I think] and don't like babanes so much) in my life but still...

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Fuck I just ate a banana like an hour ago. Am I gonna die or will I gain the spider's powers?

The power to give men lethal boners? Good luck with that.

 

[Meesh]

Imagine if it bit your dick.

Jesus, I don't think I'd know if I was coming or going. I'm macabrely curious and completely petrified all in one thread.

 

[Jedi2016]

The power to give men lethal boners? Good luck with that.

Okay, this one got me.. ROFL

 

[Tesseract]

fyi this how hentai actors stay hard for endlessly while fuck they penises inside electronic demon space squid

 

[User 479360]

I don't even want to think about this...

 

[MrHoot]

fyi this how hentai actors stay hard for endlessly while fuck they penises inside electronic demon space squid

Could we basically imply that the entire hentai industry is controlled by boner-inducing spiders ? In suits ?

 

[CaptainGyro]

Not impressed. I cause 4 hour boners in people just by being seen

 

[Toxi]

Not safe spider cartoon porn

Kinky.

 

[User 479360]

I only ever buy bananas from Walmart. They're not in bags, and are just sitting on a stand. I sincerely hope that they spray them well enough (and often enough) to prevent this from happening here, else I'd have a heart attack.

 

[Violet_0]

the impotence and death part is unfortunate

 

[Troubled Bat]

I already have to deal with 6 hours, I don't need to reach 10!

Fuck!

 

[acrid]

 

[yogloo]

We can totally use this on rapists.

 

[Hale-XF11]

I can't think of a bigger fuck you from nature than to simultaneously give someone an exploding boner while rendering them impotent.

 

[lightus]

Smarter Everyday had a cool little video about this spider and how it works:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN0VtHez9xI

Bit of a spoiler, if it doesn't go away in 4 hours you have to get the blood drained out...with a needle.

 

[bobawesome]

Suddenly, I feel an itch.

 

[Newlove]

Stories like this make me genuinely frightened to eat bananas...

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Sounds harsh.

 

[Surface of Me]

glad i dont eat bananas

 

[LurkerPrime]

glad i dont eat bananas

What's stopping them from moving to other produce? Aside from a spider's natural born politeness, of course.

 

[Social]

P. nigriventer is the species responsible for most cases of venom intoxication in Brazil because it is commonly found in highly populated areas of southeastern Brazil

I live there... Gotta hide

 

[Zekes!]

Smarter Everyday had a cool little video about this spider and how it works:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN0VtHez9xI

Bit of a spoiler, if it doesn't go away in 4 hours you have to get the blood drained out...with a needle.

when the doctor started explaining the methods of treating it...goddamn

 

[Oaktree]

Oh. My. God.