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[StarCreator]

Not for nothing, he has fantastic aim.

I was gonna say, that was a ridiculously good shot for something that only fires once and has never been fired before.

 

[Malreyn]

Don't worry Fitz, intellectuals dig cuckolding

 

[coolasj19]

Yes. That is what they are doing.

Done. I'm done. Bye guys. See y'all

Spoiler

at the end of the commercial break.

 

[BigMastadon]

Hoes will never be loyal.

 

[Anoregon]

Simmons is the one who gets sucked into a space portal but it's still fitz who gets teleported to a new dimension of friendzone. Whedon shows gonna whedon i guess

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I take it Simmons is fucking this man on the moon.

Which would be fine with me if not for the fact that they've been taking FitzSimmons in a romantic direction since the cliffhanger to season one, and this is now just another obstacle in that plot line.

 

[Htown]

okay so

the cosmic forces of reality decided Fitz needed to be friendzoned SO FUCKING HARD that the day he finally asked Gemma on a date she literally got thrown to the other side of the universe to fuck a lost astronaut? is that what just happened here?

 

[Bloomers]

lmfao as soon as they cut away from them kissing & that piano kiss, I got the Subaru testing commerical starting with an eerily similar piano piece

Fitz needs to get a new woman, this shit isn't ever gonna work. Also, still waiting for Will's (aka chekov's) gun to go off

okay so

the cosmic forces of reality decided Fitz needed to be friendzoned SO FUCKING HARD that the day he finally asked Gemma on a date she literally got thrown to the other side of the universe to fuck a lost astronaut? is that what just happened here?

lmao. Watch Fitz become her baby daddy too

 

[Omega]

Simmons is the one who gets sucked into a space portal but it's still fitz who gets teleported to a new dimension of friendzone. Whedon shows gonna whedon i guess

lmaooooo

 

[jmood88]

Damn, Fitz.

 

[Epcott]

Sheesh... Well I guess "Poor Fritz" is right.
I'm hanging on for the inevitable twist. Is he a Kree impersonating one of the dead astronauts? Will we see Cosmo? Ten more minutes!

Simmons is the one who gets sucked into a space portal but it's still fitz who gets teleported to a new dimension of friendzone. Whedon shows gonna whedon i guess

Ha ha... Marvelous

 

[Luigi87]

Billion miles high club.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

okay so

the cosmic forces of reality decided Fitz needed to be friendzoned SO FUCKING HARD that the day he finally asked Gemma on a date she literally got thrown to the other side of the universe to fuck a lost astronaut? is that what just happened here?

Yup.

 

[Korigama]

Yes. That is what they are doing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npHDxSvwCE0

 

[Order]

okay so

the cosmic forces of reality decided Fitz needed to be friendzoned SO FUCKING HARD that the day he finally asked Gemma on a date she literally got thrown to the other side of the universe to fuck a lost astronaut? is that what just happened here?

Lmao the universe works in mysterious ways 😂 😂 😂

 

[The Elite]

okay so

the cosmic forces of reality decided Fitz needed to be friendzoned SO FUCKING HARD that the day he finally asked Gemma on a date she literally got thrown to the other side of the universe to fuck a lost astronaut? is that what just happened here?

Ego is cock blocking Fitz and Thanos at the same time.

 

[mugurumakensei]

Sheesh... Well I guess "Poor Fritz" is right.
I'm hanging on for the inevitable twist. Is he a Kree impersonating one of the dead astronauts? Will we see Cosmo? Ten more minutes!

He is "it". He gets a thrill from watching people break down. Notice how we havent seen both of them together.

 

[Anoregon]

There is no astronaut, it's just space demon crazy time

 

[Volimar]

Sheesh... Well I guess "Poor Fritz" is right.
I'm hanging on for the inevitable twist. Is he a Kree impersonating one of the dead astronauts? Will we see Cosmo? Ten more minutes!

She found the astronaut stuff and conjured up the astronaut to cope.

 

[Magwik]

Hope he dies

 

[Johndoey]

Damn they went full domestic. Fitz has no chance.

 

[E the Shaggy]

Lol they're all in love and shit now.

 

[coolasj19]

okay so
the cosmic forces of reality decided Fitz needed to be friendzoned SO FUCKING HARD that the day he finally asked Gemma on a date she literally got thrown to the other side of the universe to fuck a lost astronaut? is that what just happened here?

*sigh*
Only logical explanation.

 

[Dai101]

DOHOHO!!!!!!

They put the beds together.

 

[Slayven]

Damn they had to show one bad fucked and the next pristine

 

[kirblar]

lmao @ the hush comparison on Twitter.

Not that this is bad, but...lol

 

[Danthrax]

Oh man, it's so over for Fitz

I don't watch Quantico, but its commercials have me convinced that it's terrible.

It's OK, actually. Not the best, but not unwatchable.

 

[E the Shaggy]

Oh man, just destroying Fitz. "My father would have loved you."

 

[Magwik]

Hmm maybe he isn't real

 

[Dai101]

And to add insult to injury, this happens.



XD

 

[Epcott]

He is "it". He gets a thrill from watching people break down. Notice how we havent seen both of them together.

He's the planet. The planet loves Jemma. Tears

 

[SparksterMeta0]

Uh oh.

 

[TraBuch]

I'm so fucking tired of Fitz getting cockblocked. There's only so much I can take before I say fuck it and lose all interest in that particular storyline. I'm past that point now.

 

[jmood88]

I'm so fucking tired of Fitz getting cockblocked. There's only so much I can take before I say fuck it and lose all interest in that particular storyline. I'm past that point now.

Hitting close to home?

 

[Luigi87]

... Oh this is good.
Fitz, man...

 

[jph139]

I'll give them credit, the Space Thing is legitimately spooky.

 

[coolasj19]

Wait... was astronaut man real?

 

[SparksterMeta0]

This. Is. IT!

 

[E the Shaggy]

This all really doesn't explain why Simmons has PTSD and shit though. I was expecting her to see blood and gore and all that.

 

[Magwik]

The look of defeat
Fitz

 

[richiek]

So Simmons told Fitz she was banging that guy?

Cold.

 

[Johndoey]

Fitz like fuck me man I can't handle it.

 

[Dai101]

And that's the face of a man that has been the universe punching bag.

 

[Luigi87]

Good guy Fitz.

... poor Fitz...

 

[jmood88]

This all really doesn't explain why Simmons has PTSD and shit though. I was expecting her to seeing blood and gore and all that.

She was stuck on a planet for months and lost the one person she felt kept her alive. How can't you see how that would be traumatizing?

 

[jph139]

Good dude, knows when to take the L.

 

[Volimar]

Inb4 it escapes through the portal.

 

[coolasj19]

*sigh* Oh Fitz. What a cha(u)mp.

 

[fallengorn]

Fitz is going drop some fish oil and turn into the Supreme Friendzone.

 

[Pop]

Fitz taking the friendzone to a whole new level haha