Hi, I'm Alanah Pearce. I spent a month talking to game industry investors and, long story short: we're all doomed. Studios are dropping devs like trash loot in a MMORPG, CEOs are making decisions based on Fiat like the stock market, and despite making billions, everyone's somehow broke. But don't worry! We're still greenlighting 400 live service shooters next year. You'll love the monetized menus and empty servers. Meanwhile, I'll be over here begging someone to fund a game that doesn't need a season pass, NFT tie-in, or blood sacrifice to the algorithm. With that said, if you saw any of this shit below the image above SOMETHING IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU!!