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Amber Heard Spent Two Months Designing Overwatch Mercy Cosplay For Ex Elon Musk

Writer Walter Isaacson spent two years following Twitter overlord Elon Musk as he worked on his biography Elon Musk, which released September 12. That thorough work paid off—readers can sleep easy knowing that one of the richest men in the world might be into Overwatch roleplay.

finance.yahoo.com

Writer Walter Isaacson spent two years following Twitter overlord Elon Musk as he worked on his biography Elon Musk, which released September 12. That thorough work paid off—readers can sleep easy knowing that one of the richest men in the world might be into Overwatch roleplay.

Actress Amber Heard, who dated known gamer Musk through 2016, and then on-and-off in 2017, looked like popular support hero Mercy to him, Isaacson writes.

“I guess I could be called a geek for someone who can also be called a hot chick,” Heard told Isaacson.

But sexy geekery is tragically a poor glue. Heard and Musk’s relationship came apart soon after that, in part because of a taste for theatrics and upheaval Isaacson ascribes to both parties.

“Elon loves fire,” Heard told Isaacson, “and sometimes it burns him.”

That evidently also applies to his fascination with FromSoftware’s open-world role-playing game Elden Ring, which he’s both privately and publicly enthused about. Isaacson reports Musk spent “a lot of time in the game’s most dangerous regions, a fiery-red demon hellscape known as Caelid” before deciding to buy Twitter.

In that case, I hope his most recent wispy, back-and-forth girlfriend, 30-year-old actress Natasha Bassett, was able to complete her Alexander, Warrior Jar cosplay before they broke up again.

Update: Elon delivered

 

[DeepEnigma]

The PR campaign for her to appeal to nerdfolk is in full swing.

 

[Banjo64]

All that money and he couldn’t make her dress up like Quelaag.

Embarrassing.

 

[Redneckerz]

Amber when she finds out about this book release:

 

[Revolutionary]

Mercy identifies as a bed-shitter, confirmed

 

[Begleiter]

The PR campaign for her to appeal to nerdfolk is in full swing.

I get that she has to do something, however late, but unless she's planning to move onto adult films it seems like wasted effort. Her card is marked.

 

[VideoGameEnjoyer]

Isaacson reports Musk spent “a lot of time in the game’s most dangerous regions, a fiery-red demon hellscape known as Caelid” before deciding to buy Twitter.

Such a stupid sentence. Lol

 

[Keihart]

that's called true love ♥
I don't even like overwatch.

 

[ManaByte]

Telling that Amber Heart is the only time Elon pulled out.

 

[Unknown Soldier]

LMAO imagine being Walter Isaacson, spends 2 years with someone and writes a 680 page biography and this is the headline that Yahoo decides to go with

He's probably thinking "This never happened with the Steve Jobs biography"

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

I get that she has to do something, however late, but unless she's planning to move onto adult films it seems like wasted effort. Her card is marked.

The only porn she's doing is Scat

 

[DeepEnigma]

I get that she has to do something, however late, but unless she's planning to move onto adult films it seems like wasted effort. Her card is marked.

Nah, Hollycult be that way. The recent doc about the trial painted her in the positive light

You watch.

 

[Buggy Loop]

All that money and he couldn’t make her dress up like Quelaag.

Embarrassing.

 

[Jinzo Prime]

Honesty, in the grand scheme of things, it's not that kinky.

 

[adamsapple]

 

[Mister Wolf]

She would better off cosplaying Lloth the Spider Queen.

 

[Elder Legend]

The only porn she's doing is Scat

How do you know? Is that the type of porn you consume on daily basis? Come on now, are you really this desperate for trying to fish a tag on gaf?

 

[just_jr]

whenever I see anything related to AH I can only think about this video

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

How do you know? Is that the type of porn you consume on daily basis? Come on now, are you really this desperate for trying to fish a tag on gaf?

Lol saying that's what she's into

I'm all like nope

 

[Ozzie666]

The crazy things people do for love or for money. Gaming has infected everyone. Actually, maybe it's not so crazy.

 

[Winter John]

Wood

 

[Robochobo]

Wood

She can shit in my bed any day.

 

[Rentahamster]

Wood

James?

 

[AJUMP23]

She would look good as mercy.

 

[Crayon]

Didn't have any mercy for those silk sheets.

 

[night13x]

Elon into Scat play confirmed

 

[rabbity-thing]

 

[lh032]

ngl, shes beautiful

 

[SportsFan581]

This is information everyone needed to know. Good on this writer for including the most important details.

 

[AmuroChan]

Telling that Amber Heart is the only time Elon pulled out.

Most of Elon's kids are via surrogate or IVF. So there may not have been penetration at all LOL. Also, it is largely believed that Elon's the father to Amber's child, also from surrogacy. Amber has never revealed the identify of the father.

 

[Gojiira]

I must be the only guy who still loves Amber Heard Everybody deserves a second chance, plus shes hot, 100% wouldnt pull out…

 

[Fake]

What a shitshow.

 

[f~N_CH_1:3:3:3_SushiBoat]

Didn't have any mercy for those silk sheets.

Underrated post.

 

[Ozzie666]

I must be the only guy who still loves Amber Heard Everybody deserves a second chance, plus shes hot, 100% wouldnt pull out...

I think most would agree on the outside of course she is very actractive, on the inside though? Who really knows, her public persona comes off like a she is piece of shit. Depends what you believe. So you love her looks or her as a person, in your example it probably doesn't matter ;p

 

[newtypepilot]

wasn't she an escort before she became an actress?

 

[Gojiira]

I think most would agree on the outside of course she is very actrcctive, on the inside though? Who really knows, her public persona comes off like a she is piece of shit. Depends what you believe. So you love her looks or her as a person, in your example it probably doesn't matter ;p

Lmao well like I said second chances, plus have you seem her as Meera? Hot damn

 

[violence]

She should post some photos for shits and giggles.

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

that's called true love ♥

Of his money

 

[Knightime_X]

did he hit it yet though?

 

[tusharngf]

ngl, shes beautiful

 

[Cyberpunkd]

I get that she has to do something, however late, but unless she's planning to move onto adult films it seems like wasted effort. Her card is marked.

Never, ever underestimate Hollywood ability for a narcissistic redemption story.

 

[EviLore]

wasn't she an escort before she became an actress?

She was apparently a stripper, and Johnny Depp's legal team made an implication that she had also escorted.

Johnny Depp's Lawyers Wanted Amber Heard Nudes and Exotic Dancer Past Revealed in Court (Reports)

Amber Heard's lawyers pushed back in court filings, saying Johnny Depp's team wanted to 'maliciously suggest or imply that Ms. Heard was at one time an escort'

people.com

 

[Rickyiez]

She should cosplay Abby instead, perfect fit

Easily saves her two months

 

[Exede]

All the PR in the World won't help her currently. I will not buy or watch anything she is in.

 

[ChoosableOne]

Is this belong to gaming discussion though? Come on mods, show us what you can do!

 

[Heisenberg007]

Wife material right there!

 

[Cyberpunkd]

One one hand - it’s Isaccsson.
On the other - it’s Musk’s biography.

 

[unlurkified]

One of the most mentally discombobulating thread titles I’ve seen in some time.

 

[Kakax11]

Oh boy, those twitter 3d artists will be busy this weekend

 

[phaedrus]

All the PR in the World won't help her currently. I will not buy or watch anything she is in.

This image is all I can think of of her now: