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[Gojiira]

Still saying everybody deserves a second a chance and if it means you get to bang Amber Heard, even better!
10/10 would get her to call me Daddy while she wears various cosplays

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

Elon Musk, the most Based man on planet Earth.

 

[VideoGameEnjoyer]

I never played Elden Ring, but why is that a stupid sentence?

Caelid definitely isn't the hardest area in the game for one. And idk, just massive vibes of "I have no idea what I'm saying but here's my uninformed read of the situation." From the writer.

For someone who has played, just picturing Elon fighting lizard birds and T-Rex dogs and that leading him to purchase Twitter is just really silly and dumb, imo.

 

[GametimeUK]

She almost looks worth the headache.

 

[Pelta88]

Let me get this straight. A woman who tried to...

Bankrupt an Innocent human being
Imprison an innocent human being
Frame an innocent man
Go through an elaborate scheme to associate Depp with the horror that is Weinstein via the me too movement.
Steal millions in property
Cut off a man's finger via violence
Stop Depp from visiting cancer patients
Beat the shit out of someone who... In fact, let me stop there...


All she has to do is post a cosplay outfit and you forget the heinous acts and schemes she committed her self too. I honestly feel sorry for a few among us.

 

[adamsapple]

Not bad, would let her shit in my bed.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Let me get this straight. A woman who tried to...

Bankrupt an Innocent human being
Imprison an innocent human being
Frame an innocent man
Go through an elaborate scheme to associate Depp with the horror that is Weinstein via the me too movement.
Steal millions in property
Cut off a man's finger via violence
Stop Depp from visiting cancer patients
Beat the shit out of someone who... In fact, let me stop there...


All she has to do is post a cosplay outfit and you forget the heinous acts and schemes she committed her self too. I honestly feel sorry for a few among us.

This reads like you never sucked on a titty before. The need for suckin on titties has crushed empires and she got some nice titties, and apparently a sphincter open for business

 

[Woggleman]

This reads like you never sucked on a titty before. The need for suckin on titties has crushed empires and she got some nice titties, and apparently a sphincter open for business

I am a red blooded male who likes women but I think with the right head and that means I would never go near a woman like her. People are acting like Amber Heard is the only attractive woman on earth.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I am a red blooded male who likes women but I think with the right head and that means I would never go near a woman like her. People are acting like Amber Heard is the only attractive woman on earth.

We all have good intentions until a hot piece of ass does their Hoover routine and before you know it there's shit in your bed and you lost half a finger

 

[Gojiira]

Let me get this straight. A woman who tried to...

Bankrupt an Innocent human being
Imprison an innocent human being
Frame an innocent man
Go through an elaborate scheme to associate Depp with the horror that is Weinstein via the me too movement.
Steal millions in property
Cut off a man's finger via violence
Stop Depp from visiting cancer patients
Beat the shit out of someone who... In fact, let me stop there...


All she has to do is post a cosplay outfit and you forget the heinous acts and schemes she committed her self too. I honestly feel sorry for a few among us.

Yes thats exactly what we are saying…

 

[Phase]

A little off-topic, but I had such a blast watching the Heard-Depp trial with Asmongold lol. The whole thing was amazing.

 

[NickFire]

Let me get this straight. A woman who tried to...

Bankrupt an Innocent human being
Imprison an innocent human being
Frame an innocent man
Go through an elaborate scheme to associate Depp with the horror that is Weinstein via the me too movement.
Steal millions in property
Cut off a man's finger via violence
Stop Depp from visiting cancer patients
Beat the shit out of someone who... In fact, let me stop there...


All she has to do is post a cosplay outfit and you forget the heinous acts and schemes she committed her self too. I honestly feel sorry for a few among us.

It all depends. If she's a last call at the bar 10, then no of course not and don't be silly. If she's ridiculously hot before the first beer of the day, then all bets are off.

 

[Avid Reading Horse]

You can not like a person but also acknowledge that they are attractive. Amber heard, gross person, but attractive on the outside, ugly on the inside.

Bro you actually responded to a guy who was too lazy to put his text on the actual meme

 

[Gamer79]

The only porn she's doing is Scat

 

[Phase]

It all depends. If she's a last call at the bar 10, then no of course not and don't be silly. If she's ridiculously hot before the first beer of the day, then all bets are off.

This never fails.

 

[Gamer79]

Amber Heard Spent Two Months Designing Overwatch Mercy Cosplay For Ex Elon Musk

Writer Walter Isaacson spent two years following Twitter overlord Elon Musk as he worked on his biography Elon Musk, which released September 12. That thorough work paid off—readers can sleep easy knowing that one of the richest men in the world might be into Overwatch roleplay.

finance.yahoo.com

Writer Walter Isaacson spent two years following Twitter overlord Elon Musk as he worked on his biography Elon Musk, which released September 12. That thorough work paid off—readers can sleep easy knowing that one of the richest men in the world might be into Overwatch roleplay.

Actress Amber Heard, who dated known gamer Musk through 2016, and then on-and-off in 2017, looked like popular support hero Mercy to him, Isaacson writes.

"I guess I could be called a geek for someone who can also be called a hot chick," Heard told Isaacson.

But sexy geekery is tragically a poor glue. Heard and Musk's relationship came apart soon after that, in part because of a taste for theatrics and upheaval Isaacson ascribes to both parties.

"Elon loves fire," Heard told Isaacson, "and sometimes it burns him."

That evidently also applies to his fascination with FromSoftware's open-world role-playing game Elden Ring, which he's both privately and publicly enthused about. Isaacson reports Musk spent "a lot of time in the game's most dangerous regions, a fiery-red demon hellscape known as Caelid" before deciding to buy Twitter.

In that case, I hope his most recent wispy, back-and-forth girlfriend, 30-year-old actress Natasha Bassett, was able to complete her Alexander, Warrior Jar cosplay before they broke up again.

Update: Elon delivered

Check the costume for skid marks after she removes it!

 

[LordOfChaos]

That is...A pretty strong flex for Elon ngl

 

[Scotty W]

https://x.com/Cernovich/status/1702069016796492137?s=20

 

[KuraiShidosha]

What a difference six years and a kid makes.

Bro don't hit me with that. I'm just turned 36 a month ago and my daughter and first child is due next month. I'm not ready to be old and busted. Fuuuuuu

 

[Heisenberg007]

Not bad, would let her shit in my bed.

Amber Heard is the perfect definition of the Hot-Crazy scale.

 

[Maddanth]

ngl, shes beautiful

Not so much when she's O'natural

 

[Arsic]

I would dump the fattest wad in that dumper pre, after, or during her defecation.

 

[Hudo]

half the people ITT:

So, you're into scat, huh?

 

[Toots]

I was gonna say asking his girl to cosplay an overwatch hero is another cringe feather in musk's cap but goddam the pic change it all
Another piece of evidence her lawyers forgot to add to the case that could have turned the opinion :/

Isaacson reports Musk spent "a lot of time in the game's most dangerous regions, a fiery-red demon hellscape known as Caelid" before deciding to buy Twitter.

"Like i totally relate to that news, because like Caelid is scary just like twitter ! And i love when someone makes parallels between some product i consoomed and the real world, it makes me feel like im somewhere else than the sad reality i live in."
://////////////////////
I'd rather live in Decaying Ekzikes ass than in a world where anyone gives any value to this drivel.

 

[Winter John]

Well, I guess Amber was innocent after all

 

[Virex]

It's not even her. It's looks like shitty AI generated image

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Let me get this straight. A woman who tried to...

Bankrupt an Innocent human being
Imprison an innocent human being
Frame an innocent man
Go through an elaborate scheme to associate Depp with the horror that is Weinstein via the me too movement.
Steal millions in property
Cut off a man's finger via violence
Stop Depp from visiting cancer patients
Beat the shit out of someone who... In fact, let me stop there...


All she has to do is post a cosplay outfit and you forget the heinous acts and schemes she committed her self too. I honestly feel sorry for a few among us.

Power of a Simp

It's because of guys like these that women can act this way and get away with it

 

[skit_data]

This image is all I can think of of her now:

I love it. I want it as a 3x4m painting on the wall in my living room

 

[BlackTron]

I am a red blooded male who likes women but I think with the right head and that means I would never go near a woman like her. People are acting like Amber Heard is the only attractive woman on earth.

Finally. I was hoping I'm not the only one here just completely grossed out by AH having gotten to know her so well already. It's impossible for me to find her face attractive knowing what kind of gears are turning behind her eyes. I feel nothing even for that Mercy pic. I have to hope this sample size is indicative only of game forum regulars because damn.

Hey. She tried. Seems like a sweet girl.

Oh she is so sweet putting effort into her costume baiting billionaires into a trap. Because she is hot. Get a grip man. Not exactly MJ being nice to Spider-Man...before she knew he was Spider-Man, is it now

 

[The Cockatrice]

Let me get this straight. A woman who tried to...

Bankrupt an Innocent human being
Imprison an innocent human being
Frame an innocent man
Go through an elaborate scheme to associate Depp with the horror that is Weinstein via the me too movement.
Steal millions in property
Cut off a man's finger via violence
Stop Depp from visiting cancer patients
Beat the shit out of someone who... In fact, let me stop there...


All she has to do is post a cosplay outfit and you forget the heinous acts and schemes she committed her self too. I honestly feel sorry for a few among us.

Crazy pussy is the best pussy. Theres a reason Johnny put up with her. Obviously I'd, heh dump, her afterwards tho.

 

[lh032]

Why do i feel like elon is wearing his white underwear, lying on a bed when hes taking this picture.

 

[Heisenberg007]

Fingers crossed for Amber Heard's OnlyFans account soon

 

[SEGAvangelist]

Finally. I was hoping I'm not the only one here just completely grossed out by AH having gotten to know her so well already. It's impossible for me to find her face attractive knowing what kind of gears are turning behind her eyes. I feel nothing even for that Mercy pic. I have to hope this sample size is indicative only of game forum regulars because damn.

Oh she is so sweet putting effort into her costume baiting billionaires into a trap. Because she is hot. Get a grip man. Not exactly MJ being nice to Spider-Man...before she knew he was Spider-Man, is it now

I was obviously joking.

 

[BlackTron]

I was obviously joking.

 

[SJRB]

 

[adamsapple]

 

[Batiman]

Out of all cosplays he chose mercy?

L

 

[SCB3]

Is this belong to gaming discussion though? Come on mods, show us what you can do!

You do know who posted this right?


ON the flip side, she looks pretty good actually! Now into the bank with you...

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

For a second I thought she looks hot in that and I'd actually like that but then I remembered she shits like a horse.

 

[Hudo]

Out of all cosplays he chose mercy?

L

It was a choice for the jury

 

[Interfectum]

Let me get this straight. A woman who tried to...

Bankrupt an Innocent human being
Imprison an innocent human being
Frame an innocent man
Go through an elaborate scheme to associate Depp with the horror that is Weinstein via the me too movement.
Steal millions in property
Cut off a man's finger via violence
Stop Depp from visiting cancer patients
Beat the shit out of someone who... In fact, let me stop there...


All she has to do is post a cosplay outfit and you forget the heinous acts and schemes she committed her self too. I honestly feel sorry for a few among us.

The heart wants what it wants.

 

[GymWolf]

Crazy pussy is the best pussy. Theres a reason Johnny put up with her. Obviously I'd, heh dump, her afterwards tho.

Pun intended or shitty coincidence?

 

[iorek21]

I knee this thread would take this route before entering it

At least it's better than Brie Larson's feet threads.

 

[Neon Xenon]

I still hate both of these people.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Pun intended or shitty coincidence?

Both.

 

[Meowtor]

 

[ChoosableOne]

You do know who posted this right?

"Sucking Up To The Boss (25 points)
Evilore reacted to a post you made"

I framed this achievement and hung it in my home; no one should question my loyalty.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Bro don't hit me with that. I'm just turned 36 a month ago and my daughter and first child is due next month. I'm not ready to be old and busted. Fuuuuuu

Also:

 

[Gojiira]

I knee this thread would take this route before entering it

At least it's better than Brie Larson's feet threads.

That is just gross, Brie is legit repellant. Ambers only gonna abuse you and possibly use her poop chute in unorthodox ways

 

[sendit]

It's not even her. It's looks like shitty AI generated image

Congrats, 4 pages in. You're the sole person to solve the mystery.