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[Sethbacca]

Amber Heard is the perfect definition of the Hot-Crazy scale.

One should always observe the Vicky Mendoza diagonal

 

[EviLore]

Mercy voice actress trying to jump in for clout

 

[NickFire]

Mercy voice actress trying to jump in for clout

I've had plenty of jokes fall flat in my lifetime. Can't imagine one ever went as flat as: Haha Elon. When you're in her prime actress girlfriend cosplayed for you her attire wasn't perfect.

 

[JimmyRustler]

Amber seems like a really nice gal who seemed to have no shame for anything as long as it secures her a wealthy husband.

Granted, she did look fine though in her prime.

 

[EviLore]

I've had plenty of jokes fall flat in my lifetime. Can't imagine one ever went as flat as: Haha Elon. When you're in her prime actress girlfriend cosplayed for you her attire wasn't perfect.

German comedian

 

[NickFire]

German comedian

Shizer?

(no pun intended)

 

[Woggleman]

I am married to a normal and sane woman and it is the best sex I have ever had in my life so this idea that crazy women are great in bed is bunk. That being said if men are hot for Amber Heard go right ahead and take the risk.

 

[Thyuda]

Well... I'll just put this in the imagine folder in my head "things I learned against my will", thank you very much.

 

[RavageX]

Crazy is not something to get involved with. To make it worse, she seems to be the kinda crazy that isn't easily detectable by outside people. Meaning YOU know she is crazy, but your friends and family only hear the stories YOU tell them.

The smart kind of crazy where you could possibly end up dead or in jail. You probably can't leave her easily unless she loses interest....otherwise, good luck sleeping at night. You might see her looking through your bedroom window., or she would leave "presents" on or in your property just so you know she was there.....

Not worth it in ANY shape for or fashion unless you just like having crazy gf/wife stories to tell people....which means you are probably crazy too.

Which means that you two would probably be a good match. Go for it!

(You meaning anyone who has heard all the stuff she has done and still wants to marry/date/etc)

 

[Kaleinc]

I must be the only guy who still loves Amber Heard Everybody deserves a second chance, plus shes hot, 100% wouldnt pull out…

Of course not. To pull out it's mandatory to put in first

 

[kiphalfton]

that's called true love ♥
I don't even like overwatch.

No, that's called selling yourself to the highest bidder.

Sidenote, I don't get why these billionaires settle for actresses, when they can go to most university campuses and find way more attractive women.

 

[Buggy Loop]

I know it's AI but still, I can fix her!

I can try at least

She can shit the bed once in a while too.

 

[Gamer79]

You do know who posted this right?


ON the flip side, she looks pretty good actually! Now into the bank with you...

She may give good blumpkins!

 

[Raonak]

She is fine, NGL.

 

[Draugoth]

"Here's some shit"

 

[Ceadeus]

She's cute.

Too bad she's also crazy in her head.

 

[-Minsc-]

I stayed longer than I should have.

 

[OverHeat]

Damn!!! Congrats on the sex Elon

 

[Toons]

Mercy voice actress trying to jump in for clout

I mean she's not wrong, that suit ain't even accurate!

Just sayin

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Avid Reading Horse]

There was this ren fair chick on the YouTube shorts who was dressed up like a mushroom, I hope Elon bangs her next.