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[KevinCow]

It's like they specifically went out of their way to make the worst game ever.

 

[jett]

The girl is hot at least, although her faced is all fucked up now

http://www.jeannebasone.com/

 

[HUELEN10]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?

Too easy.

 

[m3k]

edit: damn :lol

 

[AwesomeDan]

Wow. This has got to be his best video yet. I don't honestly think he has reviewed a game more terrible than this ... thing.

 

[SuperAndroid17]

The girl is hot at least, although her faced is all fucked up now

http://www.jeannebasone.com/

TRANNY

UGH

 

[lutherjw]

picardwtf.gif

picardwtf.gif

:lol

 

[gottalovetheglove]

Wow. This has got to be his best video yet. I don't honestly think he has reviewed a game more terrible than this ... thing.

Has he done Big Rigs yet? Hell, that might even be better than this piece of shit. Actually I think it is.

 

[jman2050]

I pretty much reacted the exact way he did when the upside-down chicken mask appeared.

 

[ChoklitReign]

:lol Wow. The whole fucking game looks like it could have been made in Microsoft PowerPoint (I think it was). I have no explanation, besides drugs, what they were thinking when they made this.

 

[Steven_Jitters]

I remember hearing about this being some kind of porn game once. I can't believe the crap I just watched.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

What in God's name did I just watch. Holy BeJesus :lol :lol :lol

 

[Raelson]

AVGN should do more obscure games like this. :lol

 

[Vexidus]

 

[RagnarokX]

http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/3do/file/584456/18976

Apparently there's barely any skin at all even with the code to remove the censorship *AND* no matter what you do the game goes along the same linear story.

So it's not even really a softcore porn or even a competent "Choose Your Own Adventure!" story.

Wait... so according to this FAQ, the story thread the Nerd experienced... is the only thread in the entire game? All other choices just take you to a "try again" screen...

 

[DMczaf]

BE CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLL

 

[Xdrive05]

How did this "game" ever get to the publishing phase? Who paid for this to be developed?

so many questions...

 

[TheSonicRetard]

I have this game. It came with the 3DO I bought. I wrote a rant about it on a website I used to visit.

Terrible, terrible game. Funny enough, I had heard about it BEFORE I got my 3DO. EGM reviewed it. They gave it a fucking 1.

 

[theinfinityissue]

What the fuck?! You can't even trust the title!

Wow, just wow. I thought he was just trying to hype this video up, but this is seriously some of the funniest shit I've seen in years. It goes waay past AVGN fandom into some surreal place. His reaction to the uh.. well bondage or whatever.. was priceless.

thread needs a name change stat.

 

[Lost Fragment]

whats with this new batch of juniors

Just wait until they start getting enough posts to create threads.

 

[Zombie James]

Ahhh, Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, I remember this game well. I still have an old issue of Videogames Magazine where they gave it a 0.5 or something. It might not sound like a big deal, but they would constantly overrate everything.

 

[Megadragon15]

I tried "playing" it at a game store back during the mid 90s, but one of the workers told me to turn it off because there were kids around. From what I saw, yuck.

 

[Jonny The Pie King]

"This is interesting"

"Wow"

Oh how it went downhill from there (the game...not...the video). Not gonna lie though, the panda in the race car driving over a naked guy...I don't even know :lol

 

[mgviperman]

*reads comments*

It can't be THAT bad.

*watches video*

Oh. Uhh... shit. It was that bad. I lost it at the outtake :lol

 

[RagnarokX]

I pretty much reacted the exact way he did when the upside-down chicken mask appeared.

Hell no!

 

[Combichristoffersen]

..what did I just watch?


I think I need a beer.

 

[chubigans]

TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!

I lost it at the Hollywood vacation photos. :lol :lol :lol

 

[ZAK]

That was like... Tim and Eric, The Game.

 

[MechaX]

That was like... Tim and Eric, The Game.

Pretty much describes this game to a tee.

And the Nerd's reaction to chicken head guy was funny, as was the entire "18 and older" dialogue tree.

 

[gottalovetheglove]

There ya go guys.

 

[Sleeker]

Someone must GIF the last 15 seconds of Nerd in filtered mode.

 

[gottalovetheglove]

Someone must GIF the last 15 seconds of Nerd in filtered mode.

Ugh, was just going to do that one but decided not to. On it now, then.

EDIT: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/temmi/avgnplumdwt1.gif for the reaction with the chicken head.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/temmi/avgnpdwt2.gif for the end bit. It's a huge file (498KB) though and I can't seem to compress it well (it's running at 1 FPS iirc).

 

[MGR]

Hi. I realize I'm new, and I've been a fan of AVGN since late 2006 but enough of that...

I realize I'm probably too new here to ask but... could somebody make a gif of the Nerd's reaction to the "chicken mask"?

Avatar?

 

[drakesfortune]

Wow, that is CRAZY that something as awful as that was actually produced and released. It's a slide show with a few choices. Unbelievable.

 

[Kabuki Quantum Lover]

I need to make the "Take your damn clothes off!" snippet into a ring tone.

 

[Combichristoffersen]

I need to make the "Take your damn clothes off!" snippet into a ring tone.

Should provide for an interesting conversation if someone calls you when you're visiting your mum :lol

 

[ReiGun]

Angry Video Game Nerd: Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/angry-video-screwattack/52921

20min long

This game man. This fucking game. The chicken mask. The filters. The dog clapping. Holy shit. :lol :lol :lol

 

[Sanjuro]

http://damnclothes.ytmnd.com/

This is one of the most amazing things I have ever witnessed.

 

[Shiggie]

The girl is hot at least, although her faced is all fucked up now

http://www.jeannebasone.com/

Even her live action acting is shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atd5pNGjWRg

 

[KaYotiX]

WOW wtf did i just watch indeed!!! :lol :lol I was laughing the entire time during that video

 

[G-Fex]

Wow I'm confused that was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Who was it made by some middle aged woman with a 50 dollar budget?

 

[Yackie]

Wow wow wee wow. That is not a game, its a monstrosity. But a hilarious one. I loved Rolfe's ending! :lol :lol

 

[ZealousD]

This is like Wirehead, except without the "so bad it's good" part.

 

[voodoopanda]

The part where they left in the blooper was awesome. They knew what they were making was terrible and they did not care.

 

[Galactic Fork]

That was like... Tim and Eric, The Game.

That's cruel, I don't think this game was quite that bad. Tim and Eric the game would have much more annoying sound effects...


The question I have is, would this game have been good if it was actually video?

 

[alba]

holy fucking shit I'm literally laughing out loud on the floor because of this. It was sooooo bad, hilarious shit :lol :lol :lol

 

[pulga]

Ok, what the fuck did I just watch :lol Funniest Nerd in recent memory :lol

At least Jane was hot.

 

[Barkley's Justice]

ugh oh. i screw up.

 

[Timedog]

I jacked off to an advertisement for this game in EGM back in 7th grade.

Also I tried to convince my parents to buy a 3DO so I could get Super Street Fighter 2 turbo, but I also secretly hoped I could somehow get my hands on this game so that I could hide it in my bedroom and jack off to it secretly.

 

[Nose Master]

I always heard about this game but holy shit that was so ridiculous hahaha