Not sure what this guy is trying to accomplish. He just seems crazy.
Not sure what this guy is trying to accomplish. He just seems crazy.
This guy was hired to distract us from Trump. Trump says something stupid on twitter? Next thing you know this guy is all the media can focus on.This guy isn't even going to last until SNL returns, is he?
He's the mouthpiece of Trump. He's probably telling him to act like this and say these things.
OMG
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"Listen," I replied, holding back a yawn. "It's two AM. The rest of this interview is going to have to be off-the-record, because I'm going to bed, and frankly you've been talking about dicks for six hours. I guess I can push this to my voicemail if you just want to keep talking."
Scaramucci was apparently undeterred. I am not certain he even heard me, enraptured as he was feverishly recounting his assessment of the White House staff: "Priebus, he's a real timid cock-sucker. All lips, maybe a tease of the tongue, but he doesn't even swallow."
The fact he was becoming increasingly flustered and slightly sweaty was abundantly apparent. "Now, Sessions, he's got a five cock a day habbit," 'The Mooch' continued, huffing out in an exhausted-sounding pant. "Not like back-to-back, he spaces them out, but he can't finish a thirty dollar Italian dinner without popping one in his cheek, y'know?"
Scaramucci licked his chops audibly. "Now, Banner, he's a goddamn cock event horizon. I've heard people nut their pants just walking too close to his office door. That pigly summvabitch breathes cock, as far as any of us can tell, like some kind of... some kind of albino cavefish raised for generations in total cock."
Beyond this point the message from 'The Mooch" became completely impossible to decipher, devolving into sounds that studio folley artists assure me are aesthetically similar to spoonfuls of nutella being hurled full-force into a quivering pan of peach Jell-O.
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This guy was hired to distract us from Trump. Trump says something stupid on twitter? Next thing you know this guy is all the media can focus on.
Yea but remember when the black man denigrated the good white folk by saying they cling to guns and religion? Just as bad, if not worse.Cock block, suck his own cock, grab them by the pussy.
This is the language from the White House in 2017. How many decades ago was Obama president?
Thankfully the good people control the government now and they are going to make Obama and the rest of us pay dearly.Yea but remember when the black man denigrated the good white folk by saying they cling to guns and religion? Just as bad, if not worse.
I heard Trump is going to attempt to normalize the use of the N and F word again so we can be free (to discriminate) again.
LMAO I'm fucking dying
OMG
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Andrew Dice Clay to take over for Huckabee Sanders soon.
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These sort of meetings should be vetted by the director of communication.
Fucking LOL
BANNON: First you put your arms like this
KUSHNER: Steve, please
BANNON: and then you kinda hunch over
Late to the party, but if this was a movie, this is when Joe Pesci's character is introduced.
You know maybe Trump is on to something about the media?
I've been waiting allll afternoon for a news agency to confirm or deny that Bannon can self suck. I haven't even seen a "Mr Bannon has not responded to our calls to confirm or deny this allegation." FAILING FAKE NEWS
Lol CNN tv has a live headline:
SCARSMUCCI: I'M NOT TRYING TO SUCK MY OWN [EXPLICATIVE]
I haven't laughed as hard as I have today in a long time.