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[MisterShine]

Late to the party, but if this was a movie, this is when Joe Pesci's character is introduced.

A movie will absolutely be made, twenty or thirty years from now, and young people then will think it's bullshit exaggeration from Hollywood.

But no. It is the terrible truth.

I can't stop laughing

Jesus Christ AC's face

 

[Mahonay]

I can't stop laughing

 

[Nasbin]

What I want to do is I want to fucking kill all the leakers and I want to get the President's agenda on track so we can succeed for the American people," he told me.

A bit sad the lede is getting buried under the shock of Mucci's language. Dude is declaring war on his own administration and demanding the FBI engage in almost certainly illegal political hit jobs of the president's own staff. Stupid Watergate indeed.

 

[Dr. Black Jack]

Apparently this is what Trump likes to see from his staff, "healthy rivalry".

 

[Mahonay]

A bit sad that the lede is getting buried under the shock of Mucci's language. Dude is declaring war on his own administration and demanding the FBI engage in almost certainly illegal political hit jobs of the president's own staff. Stupid Watergate indeed.

Dude was obviously coked out of his god damn mind.

 

[Kyzer]

A bit sad that the lede is getting buried under the shock of Mucci's language. Dude is declaring war on his own administration and demanding the FBI engage in almost certainly illegal political hit jobs of the president's own staff. Stupid Watergate indeed.

Because they know he could have not meant it literally and it would just feed the usual language parsing deflection, theyre actually talking about the more important substance of the story imo

 

[ZeoVGM]

Didn't think I could laugh tonight what with healthcare going down, but, damn I did.

What?

 

[Linkura]

BREAKING NEWS

God bless America.

 

[mjp2417]

I'm just really struggling to understand what alternate outcome he had in mind as a result of "trusting" this reporter.

That's just the bog standard GOP dog and pony show. At some point they play victim. They always do. Mooch/Trump wanted this disseminated for whatever reason.

 

[Az]

Hope Ryan releases the audio

 

[rjinaz]

What?

Well I might be being a tad dramatic. Their still deciding on the skinny health care deal tonight.

 

[Surfinn]

BREAKING NEWS

God bless America.

Breaking: the Washington post is reporting that Steve Bannon can indeed suck his own cock, according to 60 current and former officials

 

[Neuromancer]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

The world may be burning all around us but at least it's an entertaining ride.

 

[Arkeband]

edit: double post, imgur sucks.

 

[Arkeband]

 

[Nasbin]

Because they know he could have not meant it literally and it would just feed the usual language parsing deflection, theyre actually talking about the more important substance of the story imo

No, re-read what I said. The lede isn't that he wants to literally kill WH staffers, but that he is seriously prepared to unleash a scorched earth campaign to purge the Trump administration of disloyalty via the politicization of the FBI. The substance here isn't that Mucci said crude things about Bannon, we already know he hates Bannon.

 

[reKon]

If I was in high school again in AP govt, it would surely be by far the most entertaining class. Like holy shit

 

[bionic77]

People outside the US must have lost all respect for our country in the past 6 months.

 

[chekhonte]

People outside the US must have lost all respect for our country in the past 6 months.

Not just outside.

 

[reKon]

People outside the US must have lost all respect for our country in the past 6 months.

They lost respect when Donald was nominated to run for presidency over all other Republicans candidates.

 

[Mahonay]

Breaking: the Washington post is reporting that Steve Bannon can indeed suck his own cock, according to 60 current and former officials

"We all watched him do it. No one asked for this."

People outside the US must have lost all respect for our country in the past 6 months.

That happened to us the moment Trump got elected.

 

[dragonfart28]

 

[Costanza-san]

Classless fucking administration. I miss President Poupon.

 

[Imperfected]

If Bannon can suck himself off, does that make Scaramucci a leaker?

Well, it should at least guarantee that Bannon will never be leaking.

 

[Surfinn]

Well, it should at least guarantee that Bannon will never be leaking.

Lmao

 

[Saganator]

I feel like the media is getting played, because they could be talking about the real news (Bill Browder's testimony from today)

 

[Tengrave]

I feel like the media is getting played, because they could be talking about the real news (Bill Browder's testimony from today)

Holy shit. Heard nothing about this.

 

[chekhonte]

I feel like the media is getting played, because they could be talking about the real news (Bill Browder's testimony from today)

I'm sure that most of us in here have read it. It's just that this is the kind of stuff that you joke about and gets more posts. That article is serious as a heart attack.

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

Remember when Obama wore a tan suit?

 

[Surfinn]

Remember when Obama wore a tan suit?

Lol are you watching CNN

 

[Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!]

Talk about a bad first day on the job.

Oh wait, you mean he hasn't even reached his first day yet?

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

Lol are you watching CNN

lol, no actually. Did they too just reminisce of what "controversy" used to be?

 

[FiraB]

People outside the US must have lost all respect for our country in the past 6 months.

Pretty much. Obama got you tons after bush and then it all went down the shitter election night.

 

[Burt]

Lawerence o'donnell gonna go hard tonight

 

[NullPointer]

OMG

Tomorrow's cover!!

Trump's wish for a reality TV presidency has come true.

 

[OriginofHysteria]

Isn't the Mooch fairly liberal? Why is he on this team?

 

[UberTag]

I find him wanting to kill leakers terrifying.

Just release the piss tape and end it all.

If the piss tape ever comes out, Scaramucci will simply downplay it and say, "Big fucking deal. The President had me piss on Obama's mattress from the Master Bedroom in the White House last night. 'Mooch, go piss on that bed,' he said. So I whipped it out and took care of business. I've propped it up outside on the front lawn. It's the Piss-Stained Memorial of Obama's Failed Legacy. We expect it to draw as many tourists as the Lincoln Memorial."

 

[Surfinn]

lol, no actually. Did they too just reminisce of what "controversy" used to be?

Lol that's funny.. Yes. Don Lemon literally said the same thing the moment you posted that. They showed footage of it too

 

[Kill3r7]

If the piss tape ever comes out, Scaramucci will simply downplay it and say, "Big fucking deal. The President had me piss on Obama's mattress from the Master Bedroom in the White House last night. 'Mooch, go piss on that bed,' he said. So I whipped it out and took care of business. I've propped it up outside on the front lawn. It's the Piss-Stained Memorial of Obama's Failed Legacy. We expect it to draw as many tourists as the Lincoln Memorial."

This post is glorious. I cannot stop laughing.

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

Isn't the Mooch fairly liberal? Why is he on this team?

Speculation is that he wants too get the all clear on selling a company he owns to a Chinese conglomerate.

 

[~Kinggi~]

If the piss tape ever comes out, Scaramucci will simply downplay it and say, "Big fucking deal. The President had me piss on Obama's mattress from the Master Bedroom in the White House last night. 'Mooch, go piss on that bed,' he said. So I whipped it out and took care of business. I've propped it up outside on the front lawn. It's the Piss-Stained Memorial of Obama's Failed Legacy. We expect it to draw as many tourists as the Lincoln Memorial."

GAF is on fire these days

 

[old manatee]

He sounds like Malcolm Tucker.

 

[Surfinn]

Holy fuck, he said he wants to kill the leakers??

 

[DietRob]

Insane. Absolutely insane.

 

[Shoeless]

People outside the US must have lost all respect for our country in the past 6 months.

As a Canadian, I can kind'a agree with this.

 

[~Kinggi~]

As a Canadian, I can kind'a agree with this.

People of the world need to realize the US is a huge place, which means we got these uneducated dumb fucks in the middle of nowhere that serve as a disproportionate base holding the smart people hostage because of bullshit outdated voting rules. Seriously most of the big cities and educated areas hate Trump more than i think any politician has ever been hated.

 

[MassiveNights]

People outside the US must have lost all respect for our country in the past 6 months.

Gonna be honest, didn't have much respect in the first place.

 

[How About No]

Isn't the Mooch fairly liberal? Why is he on this team?

SHHH you're blowing his cover

also definitely don't bring up his deleted tweets to anyone

 

[EBreda]

People outside the US must have lost all respect for our country in the past 6 months.

Sorry to inform you, we lost it since the GOP primaries. So, past 18 months now?

 

[Shoeless]

People of the world need to realize the US is a huge place, which means we got these uneducated dumb fucks in the middle of nowhere that serve as a disproportionate base holding the smart people hostage because of bullshit outdated voting rules. Seriously most of the big cities and educated areas hate Trump more than i think any politician has ever been hated.

For me, personally, the part where some respect was lost was over the significant percentage of people that simply didn't go out and vote. It's one thing to be committed to fighting Trump and voting against him, or believing in Republican ideology and going out to express your support.

It's a whole other thing if people think "Yeah, Trump's bad, but you know what, it's cold tonight, and I've got these shows to watch on Netflix so... yeah, screw picking a new leader, I'm just staying home." And then, afterwards, thinking "OH MY GOD, TRUMP IS PRESIDENT, THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!?"