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Any horny people here tired of findom and escorts?
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ÆMNE22A!C
NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
If you have he ridiculous amount of disposable income... the woman you can spend the night with.. oh dear.
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nush
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Signal Rockets
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Yeah, I've got PDD-NOS.
ÆMNE22A!C
NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
Vibes? Dude we've never met you and your a
Go fuck yourself asshole
Edit pardon me I meant Cunt
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Brigandier
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Might be time to log out, sleep and then seek some therapy in the AM first thing....
Signal Rockets
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OK...
nush
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just_some_nut
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go to church, son
I like the "drama llama" term though
I like the "drama llama" term though
Signal Rockets
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God, that felt good!
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
lol, what's up with those thread tags?
Signal Rockets
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How's this live? 
I don't see any link.
I don't see any link.
LiquidMetal14
hide your water-based mammals
Son of a bitch
anthony2690
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Signal Rockets
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I wish the Resident Evil 4 remake was out already! 
TheInfamousKira
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You know, one time, I got fucked.
Saiyan-Rox
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Was it at band camp?
TheInfamousKira
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anthony2690
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Signal Rockets
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Well, I still love ya enough to give ya my last Rolo.
nush
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Saiyan-Rox
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anthony2690
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I googled the name mistressvictoriadolly and it just comes up with sissy training
God, that felt good!
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'Extremely dangerous monster' who raped and abused two victims jailed for life
Peter Anderson, of Houghton-le-Spring, was found guilty of 13 offences against two victims who were left traumatised
www.chroniclelive.co.uk
OP is this you?!
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West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
So, you had a crypto account with FTX?
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TheInfamousKira
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Don't say Voldemort!
Saiyan-Rox
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Brag
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
. Did you not read the OP? This is literally what they are doing.. . .to the OP, you need to get your expectations aligned. You're dealing with pros of a different breed. If you're trying to find someone with some stability, you need to find like a "sugar-baby" or something like that, but realize that even that is going to be fraught as, at the end of the time, it's still a power dynamic imbalance. That's if this is how you want socializing to be for the rest of your life. The better advice is to work through whatever prevents you from pursuing real, non-transactional relationships with people - because they way you are describing your situation and the frustration with it (from your lack of perspective) leads straight to starring in a "JCS - Criminal Psychology" video.
Signal Rockets
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West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Aye, there's something deeper going on with OP.
. . .to the OP, you need to get your expectations aligned. You're dealing with pros of a different breed. If you're trying to find someone with some stability, you need to find like a "sugar-baby" or something like that, but realize that even that is going to be fraught as, at the end of the time, it's still a power dynamic imbalance. That's if this is how you want socializing to be for the rest of your life. The better advice is to work through whatever prevents you from pursuing real, non-transactional relationships with people - because they way you are describing your situation and the frustration with it (from your lack of perspective) leads straight to starring in a "JCS - Criminal Psychology" video.
Welp, let's dig him out!
TheInfamousKira
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RoboFu
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Umm .. the single male weirdos are this way….. Just don’t look under the skirts
Days like these...
Have a Blessed Day
Tl;dr I'm not hornyI go on escort sites a lot since I'm single, and with how you get spoken to by these women online, it honestly makes me half glad to be single. Talk about having a narky aura about them.
Basically, most of the profiles on there I think are gallery scams. The members keep changing location. The same can be said about Fetlife as well. When you send them messages, you feel like you have to not step on anyone's toes for fear of being blocked, slandered, spoken to like rubbish, and whatnot. I understand that they in all fairness, likely get a lot of people mucking them about, or they may be doing "the job" to make ends meet, so I have a shred of sympathy for their situation. Their safety is paramount. But I think it's a two way street, to be honest.
I had somebody on my radar for a while, and she was touring in Edinburgh during the fall. So I signed up to her OnlyFans. Despite the fact you're paying for a subscription for to simp for them and gawk at their boring wank fodder, half the videos and pictures are still locked behind paywalls, and there's nothing that really stands out either. Then I attempted to book her on the appropriate site, and I gathered she must think the sun shines out of her arse. She said she doesn't see anyone without feedback, yet her profile completely omits that fact. It's more like an egotistical demand list, quite frankly. It doesn't sound very friendly at all, but she does look stunning. And she tours with women who are low key porn stars, and they charge ridiculous hourly rates and have enhanced boobs, and don't look nearly as attractive as her anyway. But it's a common theme. Say anything to break their all too delicate skin, and you'll be meeting the block party. It's very common and cut-throat of them to hit their red button so quickly, so don't expect to be giving a second chance.
I was talking to a girl on WhatsApp a few years ago, and she blocked me too. I wasn't too chuffed about that. Then she found me on another forum, and called me names. She emailed me because she found out my real name and address. You can see some really dodgy videos of her doing things I best not describe here, but I try not to judge them too harshly. And I didn't even know it was her at first, although I think it's all because some moron in Australia was spamming it on a forum that's no longer moderated, and that jackass has been such a thorn in my side, that I recently consulted with a lawyer in Western Australia - only to be told he requires a $30,000 fee upfront. I'd explained how this guy has been bothering me online for years, and the solicitor said they can still accept clients who are from overseas.
So she basically got sarcastic and said she has a torture room in her mansion in Scotland, or something, where we could shoot a movie with me "being the star of the show." I thought she was being a drama llama over nothing. So in response, I said she probably made men vanish. This was intended as counter sarcasm. I cannot quite remember how I worded everything. Then she got a lawyer just because I said that, making out I defamed her. I honestly had to laugh at how stupid the whole situation was, although it came as no surprise. I had to do a video link to a court, which I filmed, and all they did was butt in and barely listen to anything I said. But the bottom line is, they identify as sadists. So I mean, why bother thinking they're going to be in any way calm and civil, right? She even has a post on Twitter about wanting a shrine built in her honour when she dies. What the hell?
Apart from herself, there's all manner of women creating accounts on Twitter these days, purposefully posting saying sexist comments about guys, and thinking they're on a pedestal. But if you're a guy and you say something about women, they moan about it, and you never hear the end of their ranting. So how about taken their own sour tasting medicine for a change?
I went to a dungeon years ago, to meet a Spanish woman who was there temporarily. I only seen her twice. The next thing I know, I'm being slandered by somebody else on Twitter, who I never met. She looks like a Margot Robbie wannabe, with a bit of a dumb blonde and Catwoman look thrown in for good measure. Well, she was doing it along with the mistress who runs that joint, and now all of these women who coincidentally know her are doing it as well. But I've never said anything out of line to any of these ladies, so why they prefer to act so mollycoddled, I don't know.
They demand money, reimbursements, gifts, or whatever, and say you're a loser and stuff, while talking about how godly they are. So I really don't get why anybody would be daft enough to follow them, knowing they don't even value you as a person. They're ruthless and without a good bone in their body. Maybe not all of them are like this. You really do have to discard a lot of chaff husks to find any golden wheat, so to speak. But I was told though that if they do not offer aftercare following a BDSM session, then they're not a true dominatrix, which I don't think most of them are. And I'm not a woman hater. I just think technology has gone to their heads. It's only gonna get worse if people fall for this, and I'd consider it an embarrassment to be in their company.
At the end of the day, something that's supposed to relieve sexual tension for a socially dense autistic man such as myself, is essentially just grinding my gears, and it's feeling like a pointless side hobby now. But it's not like they will give a damn if they never spoke to your ass again. There's literally millions of loners out there that chase after their sad gimmick, and they know it too. So maybe it's time to call it quits.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
anthony2690
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We know, you're blessed.
Signal Rockets
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I'm just gonna stick to my nearest sauna. It's way cheaper, and the women are way more friendly. Probably because they answer to management, but even still...
Saiyan-Rox
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Mistake
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He said escorts. Hookers are more bang for the buck
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anthony2690
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Before you get banned OP, can you buy me gold, it's £996 cheaper than a night with your desired mistress.
And you'll atleast get a thank you from me
Also has there ever been a thread post more wtf than this on gaf?
(If so, link me)Signal Rockets
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Aren't they more or less supposed to mean the same thing?
Personally, I always assumed the word "escort" was a vanilla term to describe a prostitute.
Personally, I always assumed the word "escort" was a vanilla term to describe a prostitute.
ManaByte
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