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[Ornlu]

or is it just me?


whenever I attempt to lay my pimp game down I either get banned from a chat or laughed at


I will be a 40 yr old virgin next year

I'm 100% sure I will die alone unless I meet a woman with autism

Reading the thread, I'm pretty sure you're trolling.

In case you aren't, I'd echo what people have been saying.

1. Dating isn't going to happen in a chat room, probably
2. Develop some kind of interest which has you meet people (church, sports, clubs, bars, etc)
3. Find someone you are interested in via the people you meet at your interest(s)
4. Be willing to take a chance, even after experiencing failure
5. Rinse and repeat. Have fun with the new friends and experiences you will naturally make

I'd say if you did that with your free time, and made an honest go of it, that a good romantic relationship of some kind would come your way within the year. I wish you the best!

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

Reading the thread, I'm pretty sure you're trolling.

In case you aren't, I'd echo what people have been saying.

1. Dating isn't going to happen in a chat room, probably
2. Develop some kind of interest which has you meet people (church, sports, clubs, bars, etc)
3. Find someone you are interested in via the people you meet at your interest(s)
4. Be willing to take a chance, even after experiencing failure
5. Rinse and repeat. Have fun with the new friends and experiences you will naturally make

I'd say if you did that with your free time, and made an honest go of it, that a good romantic relationship of some kind would come your way within the year. I wish you the best!

just because I don't take life seriously doesn't mean I'm trolling

actually it does because I'm trolling life by not letting it get to me but everything I've said is true.

thanks for the advice that I won't ever use

happiness above all

going to invest in one of these and live a stress free existence

 

[nush]

just because I don't take life seriously doesn't mean I'm trolling

actually it does because I'm trolling life by not letting it get to me but everything I've said is true.

thanks for the advice that I won't ever use

happiness above all

going to invest in one of these and live a stress free existence

I can't think of anything more depressing than cleaning out your old cum from a latex ass. At least real women are self cleaning.

 

[nush]

Cunth has been inspired to upgrade from the socks I see.

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Have you tried grabbing them by the pussy?

 

[Plague Doctor]

It takes a developed level of sociopathy/manipulation to be good at macking. Think used car salesman or politician. In the long run, it catches up to you and most people will see through the bullshit.

Your best bet is to be your best self and see who is attracted to that naturally.

Work out, be decent, have personal goals, and do your own thing. Like attracts like.

 

[teezzy]

PleaseDontBanMe

Okay, but what about making friends dude? You should at least work on that. You never know down the road what that could lead to

 

[Jooxed]

Dating is a numbers game bro. Just keep shooting your shot and eventually someone will say yes. Just gotta keep trying.

Spoken like a true player.

 

[TalentedMrJ]

I've always allowed women to come into my life
Meaning I've never been the guy "shooting his shot" or "hollering" in public

That said I've never been without a girlfriend or fuck buddy for too long

My advice is to release that neediness and just go about you day. If you have a hobby like the gym or some kind of league or club, that's the best place to start but don't go there searching for something. Just enjoy yourself and let life unfold naturally.

It's always worked for me
Good luck

And make a Tinder. Don't rely on it. Just keep it in the background.
When you get a match, don't blow her up with messages. Wait, send one, ignore for a while before replying. For some reason women like that shit

 

[nush]

and see who is attracted to that naturally.

Which is one of the best dating strategies, don't go out as a man and choose who you like. Choose from people that show interest in you.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I will be a 40 yr old virgin next year

There's a cure for that bro. Prostitutes.

 

[Barsinister]

Try using more smiley faces in your posts. I understand all of the players are using them.

 

[Plague Doctor]

Which is one of the best dating strategies, don't go out as a man and choose who you like. Choose from people that show interest in you.

Nah, you be you, show interest in who you like and see what the reaction is.

You don't have to wait for anyone to take the initiative.

But if nothing is clicking from the start, move on.

The point is someone should not make an overt social manipulation game out of it.


I will concede if people are shy, awkward, and has social issues, they need to work on that for sure.

 

[Amory]

Try using more smiley faces in your posts. I understand all of the players are using them.

 

[Stouffers]

Join a knitting circle. I’m sure you can find a horny old lady to shepherd you to manhood.

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

I could realistically see myself being metoo'd if I took most y'all's advice

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Props to the Last Dragon reference

 

[MaestroMike]

I could realistically see myself being metoo'd if I took most y'all's advice

 

[DrJohnGalt]

I feel ya, bro. I never used to have a problem meeting women, talking to women, or hooking up. But after 12 years of being with the same girl and just trying to get back into the game, it's rough. It doesn't help that I'm older now, I don't have hair anymore, I don't go clubbing anymore, and I don't really have time for the games like I used to. I think my biggest issue now is I know the type I'm looking for and don't really care to build any type of relationship with somebody outside that. I know I'm limiting myself but don't want to settle for "good enough". It's a fine line.

If you're like me and don't want to pick up a chick at a bar, try dating websites. You'll have to sort thru a bunch of crap to find a few winners, and even then chances are they'll ignore you, but I've met some pretty cool chicks that way. None I want to date, but even meeting new friends opens up your network. And you never know, you might get lucky and meet somebody worth keeping there. Skip the Tinder-type sites, go for something that offers more than a hook-up. Just be warned, OK Cupid is a cesspool of progressive tripe, the site itself asks a lot of leading compatibility questions and expects users to virtue signal (example question - "I'm a vocal supporter of #BlackLivesMatter" or "I'm a silent supporter of #BlackLivesMatter". No other options). But if politics doesn't bother you it's a decent place where a free account still lets you talk to people.

 

[MilkyJoe]

Just get 3 whores at the same time

 

[lock2k]

I feel ya, bro. I never used to have a problem meeting women, talking to women, or hooking up. But after 12 years of being with the same girl and just trying to get back into the game, it's rough. It doesn't help that I'm older now, I don't have hair anymore, I don't go clubbing anymore, and I don't really have time for the games like I used to. I think my biggest issue now is I know the type I'm looking for and don't really care to build any type of relationship with somebody outside that. I know I'm limiting myself but don't want to settle for "good enough". It's a fine line.

If you're like me and don't want to pick up a chick at a bar, try dating websites. You'll have to sort thru a bunch of crap to find a few winners, and even then chances are they'll ignore you, but I've met some pretty cool chicks that way. None I want to date, but even meeting new friends opens up your network. And you never know, you might get lucky and meet somebody worth keeping there. Skip the Tinder-type sites, go for something that offers more than a hook-up. Just be warned, OK Cupid is a cesspool of progressive tripe, the site itself asks a lot of leading compatibility questions and expects users to virtue signal (example question - "I'm a vocal supporter of #BlackLivesMatter" or "I'm a silent supporter of #BlackLivesMatter". No other options). But if politics doesn't bother you it's a decent place where a free account still lets you talk to people.

 

[Ornlu]

Which is one of the best dating strategies, don't go out as a man and choose who you like. Choose from people that show interest in you.

Going to second this; as a young man I started out only going for women within my ethnic group, and had mixed success. Turns out women from two specific groups REALLY like me, for some reason. Once I broadened my horizons a bit, I was basically batting 1000.

 

[EviLore]

If you’re almost a Grand Wizard, standard advice is probably not going to suffice on this one.

Maybe get your testosterone levels checked. Low T can result in the lack of a fire under your ass to solve this issue.

 

[eddie4]

pay for a hooker, it's cheaper than a relationship.

If you live in the Netherlands and are disabled, the government gives you money for a prostitute 12 times a year.

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

pay for a hooker, it's cheaper than a relationship.

If you live in the Netherlands and are disabled, the government gives you money for a prostitute 12 times a year.

are you serious?

 

[eddie4]

are you serious?

It's called a 'sex benefit' or something, you don't have to use it for prostitution, but most people do, which helps keep them mentally healthy, since prostitution is legal in the Netherlands.

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

It's called a 'sex benefit' or something, you don't have to use it for prostitution, but most people do, which helps keep them mentally healthy, since prostitution is legal in the Netherlands.

Why are all these places more progressive than the U.S?

that alone would eliminate 100 percent of the incel shootings that happen yearly

Elliot Rodgers would not exist. Lives would be saved

I also heard that if you're old or terminally ill if you're allowed to drink some death tea that will help you get up on out of here legally

instead of dying a slow painful death in a hospital bed like you'd have to do here

 

[Ememee]

In my “realm” (where my passions lie) I’m Stefan. Pretty much anywhere else, I might as well be a grumpy Urkel.

 

[jufonuk]

My advise is talk to the ladies get to know them. If it looks like that it might go further ask for a date. Be sensible. No means no. Don’t be a creep.

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

My advise is talk to the ladies get to know them. If it looks like that it might go further ask for a date. Be sensible. No means no. Don’t be a creep.

Where can I find more women like this?

They seem to be more my speed

 

[Tesseract]

Where can I find more women like this?

They seem to me more my speed

stay away from greta thotberg

 

[DESTROYA]

Where can I find more women like this?

They seem to me more my speed

Autism dating sites ?

Dating platform - Autism Date

Autism Date is a dating platform for everyone on the autism spectrum. Our unique VR environment allows you to interact with each other in an accessible way.

www.autismdate.com

Shit never new they were a thing until I looked it up, are you autistic too or just trolling us ? You seem to be a bit of a pushover and need to be more assertive.

 

[DESTROYA]

stay away from greta thotberg

Hey your back from the Twilight zone how are you brotha ?

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

Autism dating sites ?

Dating platform - Autism Date

Autism Date is a dating platform for everyone on the autism spectrum. Our unique VR environment allows you to interact with each other in an accessible way.

www.autismdate.com

Shit never new they were a thing until I looked it up, are you autistic too or just trolling us ? You seem to be a bit of a pushover and need to be more assertive.

I think I'm done with this thread for today

2nd time someone called me a troll and it's kinda offending me

But I'm not resetera level sensitive so I'll just log off instead of crying for a ban though

hopefully I'll feel better later, peace guys

 

[DESTROYA]

I think I'm done with this thread for today

2nd time someone called me a troll and it's kinda offending me

But I'm not resetera level sensitive so I'll just log off instead of crying for a ban though

hopefully I'll feel better later, peace guys

Just asked if your trolling us not that your a troll
Anyway seems you are a pushover and can't handle criticism or failure of any kind , those are two big reasons your in the place you are at currently.
Good luck

 

[lock2k]

I think I'm done with this thread for today

2nd time someone called me a troll and it's kinda offending me

But I'm not resetera level sensitive so I'll just log off instead of crying for a ban though

hopefully I'll feel better later, peace guys

I honestly think DESTROYA had good intentions when posting the link for you.

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

Just asked if your trolling us not that your a troll
Anyway seems you are a pushover and can't handle criticism or failure of any kind , those are two big reasons your in the place you are at currently.
Good luck

i gotta go anyway

gotta pretend to be a respectable member of society, i'll be back.

How difficult is it to get netherland citizenship btw?

 

[008]

or is it just me?


whenever I attempt to lay my pimp game down I either get banned from a chat or laughed at


I will be a 40 yr old virgin next year

Macking? I haven't heard that word in forever. 40 year old virgin? Yikes

Seriously, get some big muscles. You can be dumb as bricks, but if you look big and strong, women will undress for you.

 

[eddie4]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

women love when you talk about shit they have on, works 100% of the time 10% of the time. try it.


make her laugh, she'll want whatever is in those pants.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

women love when you talk about shit they have on, works 100% of the time 10% of the time. try it.


make her laugh, she'll want whatever is in those pants.

If you want the grand slam of tricks, compliment her eyebrows.

 

[HellforLeather]

women love when you talk about shit they have on, works 100% of the time 10% of the time. try it.

One of my buddies dated for several years and almost got married to a chick where the first time they spoke to each other he told her that she looked "fucking dumb" wearing Ducks hockey jersey.

 

[jufonuk]

If you want the grand slam of tricks, compliment her eyebrows.

I like your eyebrows. They make you look normal. Like a human and not a lizard person. Illuminati

Do you enjoy human things such as consuming sustenance, bathing and random nervous breakdowns ?

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[teezzy]

Bro, four decades of virginity is rough. We get it. Learn how to socialize first and foremost. You're not gonna convince another human being for them to undress for you and let you insert your body into there's willingly if you cant handle basic interaction.

Being so self defeating and immediately resorting to fucking some rubber vagina or whatever isnt helping your cause

Fake it till you make it. You're likely hindering yourself with this negativity more than anything. Maybe see a shrink, for real. Dont try to fuck your shrink lol

Dont be a puss

 

[#Phonepunk#]

when i look over my life, i've never had zero success. i scored a few times for sure. so saying "zero" isnt the case.

from what i hear, most pickup artists just ask a lot of women. they might ask 50 women and get a handful of phone numbers. does that mean they lost? or they scored after all?

it's all a question of perception, and women are drawn to confidence. the pickup artist who is getting shot down by 40+ women in a row before getting that one number, he is shrugging off all those losses entirely.

as for being a virgin, don't let that get to you. society is really fucked up and demonizing virgins is the easiest thing in the world right now. it's always "incel this" and "virgin that". as if being some sloppy slut is a virtue. it's not.

just be true to yourself. it'll happen eventually. unfortunately we are in the middle of a mass quarantine so it's going to be rough going for everyone for at least a little while...

 

[jufonuk]

Also when you lose your virginity you don’t suddenly gain magic powers.


I think American films have built up virginity to be a bad thing and the quest to lose it as the holy grail. No wonder you get incels especially with social media bad vibes travel fast.

It’s cliche but work on liking yourself and being yourself.

 

[teezzy]

Forget fucking, do you have trouble just maintaining basic eye contact with people? Work on that.

 

[jufonuk]

Forget fucking, do you have trouble just maintaining basic eye contact with people? Work on that.

But don’t stare unblinking.

If you shy they say staring at the bridge of the nose looks like you are making eye contact

 

[eddie4]

But don’t stare unblinking.

If you shy they say staring at the bridge of the nose looks like you are making eye contact

yes, stare at the bridge of their nose, not yours.

If you stare too much = psycho
If you stare too little/avoid eye contact = weirdo

also don't talk about the weather, NOT.A.WORD.

 

[teezzy]

Hahaha

Boy it sure is sunny today for a change, wanna fuck? I think I love you