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[teezzy]

What would you say your strengths are OP?

Decent job? Do you have your own apartment? Well versed Trekkie? Etc. Take pride in yourself

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

If you want to be smooth you have to be confidant and disarming.

You gotta be like...

Hey -Arcadia- I think you're pretty awesome. I'd love to build you a throne made out of Slim Jims. Wanna dance?

(push play)

 

[Kadayi]

 

[jufonuk]

yes, stare at the bridge of their nose, not yours.

If you stare too much = psycho
If you stare too little/avoid eye contact = weirdo

also don't talk about the weather, NOT.A.WORD.

No the weather talk is acceptable if you are British.

The weather is to the brits as guns are to Americans.

National obsession

 

[Ornlu]

No the weather talk is acceptable if you are British.

The weather is to the brits as guns are to Americans.

National obsession

"I say, do you suppose it shall be an cloudy day with a hint of rain?"

"Hah! Not bloody likely! It's going to be a rainy day with a hint of clouds!"

 

[eddie4]

No the weather talk is acceptable if you are British.

The weather is to the brits as guns are to Americans.

National obsession

"Hey baby, check out this 9mm"
"LOL Your penis is 9mm?"
"No baby! My GUN!" *heavy patriotic breathing*

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

No the weather talk is acceptable if you are British.

The weather is to the brits as guns are to Americans.

National obsession

I thought Brits were like "Hey bird, what's your favorite flavour (since you can't spell) of Pot Noodle?"

/joking

 

[teezzy]

Bollocks, eets raining bangers n mash out there guv'nor put another baguette on the Barbie

 

[iconmaster]

Every girl crazy bout a sharp-dressed man.

 

[nush]

pay for a hooker, it's cheaper than a relationship.

If you live in the Netherlands and are disabled, the government gives you money for a prostitute 12 times a year.

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

its a shame all the women on this forum went to RegretEra

 

[nush]

its a shame all the women on this forum went to RegretEra

Define women.

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

Define women.

 

[triplestation]

 

[teezzy]

its a shame all the women on this forum went to RegretEra

Says you.

I simp hard for -Arcadia- , CatLady , Ailynn , and PonyStation4

 

[nush]

Says you.

I simp hard for -Arcadia- , CatLady , Ailynn , and PonyStation4

No shoutout for @eviloretta?

 

[teezzy]

No, she has hairy tootsies

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

No shoutout for @eviloretta?

Cute face but....

edit:

I just realize she's not a real person

I guess that means I'm gay now

 

[Foamy]

Move to Thailand orthe Philippines and take advantage of one of the many women there desperately seeking a man to save them from their life of poverty.
It's probably the best chance the socially inept have at a lasting relationship.

 

[AetherMage]

I'm definitely better at Toobin.

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

No shoutout for @eviloretta?

I wish this person was real

 

[IDKFA]

I wish this person was real

It's been five months since your last post in this thread.

Have you managed to dunk your D and get balls deep yet?

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

It's been five months since your last post in this thread.

Have you managed to dunk your D and get balls deep yet?

No but I've done something better than that

I somehow manage to have a Series X, a PS5 and a RTX 3080 as of 4/28/2021

and none of this would be possible without my lord and savior Richard Dawkins I seriously can't believe this happened to me and I almost want to cry, paid retail price for every single one also screw scalpers I am no longer a loser in life

www.neogaf.com

 

[IDKFA]

No but I've done something better than that

I somehow manage to have a Series X, a PS5 and a RTX 3080 as of 4/28/2021

and none of this would be possible without my lord and savior Richard Dawkins I seriously can't believe this happened to me and I almost want to cry, paid retail price for every single one also screw scalpers I am no longer a loser in life

www.neogaf.com

Better than sex? I guess if you've never had it you can't compare, but gaming is no way better than sex. However, the main thing is that you're happy.

It's really not that hard to meet a woman and get into a relationship. Just look after yourself and you'll be balls deep in no time.

Once you've started you won't look back. Try and get a girl who's into tantric sex. There is nothing deeper than having mind blowing sex, death staring into your partners eyes and both screaming at each others faces for hours. Trust me, you'll love it.

 

[PleaseDontBanMe]

Better than sex? I guess if you've never had it you can't compare, but gaming is no way better than sex. However, the main thing is that you're happy.

It's really not that hard to meet a woman and get into a relationship. Just look after yourself and you'll be balls deep in no time.

Once you've started you won't look back. Try and get a girl who's into tantric sex. There is nothing deeper than having mind blowing sex, death staring into your partners eyes and both screaming at each others faces for hours. Trust me, you'll love it.

who needs sex when Pron Hub dot com exist?

no woman on Earth will have a better grip than my own palm

 

[CloudNull]

who needs sex when Pron Hub dot com exist?

no woman on Earth will have a better grip than my own palm

 

[AJUMP23]

I’m married so I guess I’m good. I dated a lot of girls in college. Didn’t really care in high school. I also don’t think I am that attractive so it must be personality that worked for me.

 

[IDKFA]

who needs sex when Pron Hub dot com exist?

no woman on Earth will have a better grip than my own palm

 

[Pegasus Actual]

I wish this person was real

Wait Rachel Maddow isn't real?

 

[eddie4]

who needs sex when Pron Hub dot com exist?

no woman on Earth will have a better grip than my own palm

 

[epicnemesis]

Better than sex? I guess if you've never had it you can't compare, but gaming is no way better than sex. However, the main thing is that you're happy.

Tell that to my dota match on Tuesday.

 

[Goro Majima]

who needs sex when Pron Hub dot com exist?

no woman on Earth will have a better grip than my own palm

Watch out for that death grip

 

[QuantumZebra]

i attempt to mack

and get turned down

I probably have attempted this about once a year through AOL chatrooms/Twitch/Tinychat etc over the decades

I tried doing it in real life once in 2007 and when i called her later that night a Dry cleaning service picked up

So probably not that often because I kinda always know how its going to end

with either a permanent ban or a laugh.

Not to be an ass, but you're trolling right? AOL chat rooms?

If serious... dude, use Tinder or something. And get a hooker to break the ice from your dick being dry for 40 years.

"Hey baby, check out this 9mm"
"LOL Your penis is 9mm?"
"No baby! My GUN!" *heavy patriotic breathing*

As a self-avowed gun nut, the girls that go to gun shops / ranges / hunt / etc... are hot as fuck. Country girls in dem daisy dukes boi.