Guys. GUYS. As you can see from my tag, I've been unemployed since August 2008. August. Two thousand and eight.
In that time, I've spent time rebuilding who I was after a terrible soul shattering job. I went back to school. I spent two years there and came out with a Bachelors and a good idea of what I'd want out of a grad program. I fell ill right after graduation and with the work of doctors and the help of my family was well enough to start looking for work again this past fall. In the time since I was let go I've had 3 different girlfriends, 2 changes of address, 3 birthdays, 2 cars, a multitude of low points, and more high points than those. I've made friends and saw them off to work elsewhere in the US and I've welcomed friends home from work abroad. I've been a boomerang kid for schooling and a fiercely independent person despite my circumstances. I've played video games, read books, started bicycling twice, learned a programming language and forgotten it, volunteered, attended a prom, converted a vegetarian with the power of ball park hot dogs, dated a kink and a vanilla in that order, created a chili recipe that I am proud of, reused the same box for fifteen different presents with no one noticing...
This whole phase of my life has passed. Today I got a job. And in the state of Michigan, too. It feels like I played the odds for the longest time straight and they finally fell in my favor. This is such a relief and I wanted to share it with you. This unemployment isn't forever. And if you're just coming into it, it's not as scary as you think.
Now mods, if you're reading this, let's get me a tag change.