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[Wolfy]

???

 

[SKluck]

....from what?

 

[Wolfy]

Sex

 

[Grubdog]

 

[Burger]

hell no

 

[jooey]

from going to see snakes on a plane

 

[Matlock]

Not by choice, goddamnit.

 

[fart]

no congressional votes for me

 

[Brian Fellows]

Not by choice, goddamnit.

Thats what I was gonna say.

 

[sc0la]

Does this thread include a picture of the surprised face of your mom after she catches you masturbating to your lindsay lohan poster you got at Dennys when she had come into your room only to confront you about the lasagna you spilled on the floor?

 

[Wolfy]

Scola, get it straight. I got the hillary duf one at Denny's, and the lindsay lohan one from teh theater

 

[sc0la]

Scola, get it straight. I got the hillary duf one at Denny's, and the lindsay lohan one from teh theater

Doh your right, and it wasn't you who had the picture of your mom, that was Oli and his scary neighbor

Edit: I don't really care about your threads, if I did I wouldn't read them, I will however give you a hard time from time to time

 

[etiolate]

Your parents should have.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Abstaining from..?

...sex?
Well, i'm not at her place right now, so it's sex for one.

...alcohol?
Picked up at 24oz. can of Bull and still have half a liter of Wild Irish Rose. Don't know what i did before someone showed me the magic of cheap liquor and beer.

...voting?
i'll get the address on my license changed soon, and i'll register at the same time. All signs point to Kerry.

 

[Fifty]

When posters at a videogame forum don't have sex, it's not called abstaining. It's called "not getting some"

Ohohohohohoh.

 

[way more]

I may as well be, dammit!

 

[Mike Works]

When posters at a videogame forum don't have sex, it's not called abstaining. It's called "not getting some"

Ohohohohohoh.

God damnit, WHO SET THE LAUGH TRACK SETTINGS TO 'SANTA'?

 

[rc213]

Does my right hand count?!?! If not then yes. :Sigh:

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

Peter: The worse they're going to do is put you in a white-collar minimum security resort for a couple of months. You know they have conjugal visits there?

Samir: They let you have sex with women?

Peter: They sure do.

Samir: Ok, I'll do it.

Michael: Shit, I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.

 

[Error Macro]

Yes, and believe it or not, it is by choice. Understandably, you may all tag me with the albatross of religion and morals, and rightly so.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Yeah, i abstained for a few months because i simply didn't see anyone that i wouldn't regret having sex with the next day. After a while, i looked for a piece, and found one.