Anyone here not masturbate?

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That's not good for your prostate.

The Journal of the American Medical Association, no less, has reported that “high ejaculation frequency was related to decreased risk of total prostate cancer.” It doesn’t matter how a man climaxes -- intercourse or masturbation.
MSNBC
 
At this rate, I will never get prostate cancer. Hell, at this rate, I'm probably decreasing the rate of getting prostate cancer of people who just hang around my aura of mastubatory pleasures!
 
So guys, which thread is your favourite? "The How often do you masturbate"
or "Anyone here not masturbate?"

Personally I'm leaning towards this one because the other one has a female minor and a possible sex predator. jurys still out though.

This thread needs more replies to take over the other in posts, but it's younger, tough call.

We need the god squad in here stat.
 
DarthWufei said:
I'm masturbating to Willco's avatar, is that okay? I hope so.

Dude! Wrong thread, You totally want the other one, this thread is only for males who do NOT masturbate.
 
lol, this is what I interpreted this thread as:

"I DON'T MATURBATE, BECAUSE I F*CK MY WIFE IN 15 DIFFERENT POSTIONS A DAY. I'M GOOD CHRISTIAN FOLK. ALL OF YOU MASTURBATING BASTARDS WILL FEEL TEH RATH OF FIREY DEMONS.

QUICK, GIVE A PASTOR SOME MONEY TO MAKE IT BETTER, AND THEM LET HIM F*CK YOU SON SO HE DOESN'T FALL INTO TEH SIN THAT IS KNOW AS MASTURBATION."
 
http://www.themarriagebed.com/masturbation.shtml

an amusing/helpful read (the whole site is, really), depending on your perspective. and propensity to be an ass.


Since there is no doubt that masturbation was known of and practiced by those who originally read and heard the words of the scripture, the Bible's silence on the issue is extremely difficult to explain if you are convinced masturbation is sin.

Most of the arguments we see against masturbation seem to work because the person making them starts with the belief that masturbation is wrong. If someone starts with the question "is it sin" and studies the scripture to find the truth rather than to support what they have already decide the truth should be, the results are different.
 
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