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[Justin Bailey]

HE'S NOT MY DAD

 

[way more]

That's not good for your prostate.

The Journal of the American Medical Association, no less, has reported that “high ejaculation frequency was related to decreased risk of total prostate cancer.” It doesn’t matter how a man climaxes -- intercourse or masturbation.

MSNBC

 

[Willco]

At this rate, I will never get prostate cancer. Hell, at this rate, I'm probably decreasing the rate of getting prostate cancer of people who just hang around my aura of mastubatory pleasures!

 

[Deleted member 1235]

So guys, which thread is your favourite? "The How often do you masturbate"
or "Anyone here not masturbate?"

Personally I'm leaning towards this one because the other one has a female minor and a possible sex predator. jurys still out though.

This thread needs more replies to take over the other in posts, but it's younger, tough call.

We need the god squad in here stat.

 

[Willco]

What this thread really needs are pics of Olimario's girlfriend.

 

[Spiritreaver]

I'm masturbating to Willco's avatar, is that okay? I hope so.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

I'm masturbating to Willco's avatar, is that okay? I hope so.

Dude! Wrong thread, You totally want the other one, this thread is only for males who do NOT masturbate.

 

[Lemurnator]

What's with all the jerking off threads as of late?

 

[Willco]

What's with all the jerking off threads as of late?

It's your fault.

 

[Spiritreaver]

Dude! Wrong thread, You totally want the other one, this thread is only for males who do NOT masturbate.

Oh shit sorry, thats just like walking into a women's restroom!

 

[Lemurnator]

How?

 

[bobafett]

Best masturbation topic ev4r.

 

[OmniGamer]

MASTUBATE NOW! PREVENT CANCER AND INCREASE ARM MUSCLE TONE(BOTH ARMS IF YOU'RE AMBIDEXTROUS)

 

[Saint Cornelius]

"The thread is about how guilty you should feel when you get your fap on during days that are considered holy." thats fucking funny

 

[teh_pwn]

lol, this is what I interpreted this thread as:

"I DON'T MATURBATE, BECAUSE I F*CK MY WIFE IN 15 DIFFERENT POSTIONS A DAY. I'M GOOD CHRISTIAN FOLK. ALL OF YOU MASTURBATING BASTARDS WILL FEEL TEH RATH OF FIREY DEMONS.

QUICK, GIVE A PASTOR SOME MONEY TO MAKE IT BETTER, AND THEM LET HIM F*CK YOU SON SO HE DOESN'T FALL INTO TEH SIN THAT IS KNOW AS MASTURBATION."

 

[skip]

http://www.themarriagebed.com/masturbation.shtml

an amusing/helpful read (the whole site is, really), depending on your perspective. and propensity to be an ass.

Since there is no doubt that masturbation was known of and practiced by those who originally read and heard the words of the scripture, the Bible's silence on the issue is extremely difficult to explain if you are convinced masturbation is sin.

Most of the arguments we see against masturbation seem to work because the person making them starts with the belief that masturbation is wrong. If someone starts with the question "is it sin" and studies the scripture to find the truth rather than to support what they have already decide the truth should be, the results are different.

 

[ballhog]

I never learned anything interesting about my dick from the Bible. Maybe I should read it when I'm not jerking off.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

sorry, but this needs to be said...

JESUS JERKS HIS SNAKE ON A PLANE

 

[yoshifumi]

this is the greatest thread in the history of time

 

[ballhog]

This thread is losing steam, I'm going to go jerk off right now.