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[Zach]

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ruuule.

If WrassleGAF were TMNT, who would be each turtle? Cranky, edgy, nerdy Data West would obvs be Raph.

 

[Nocturnowl]

I see we're all embracing the hate today.

 

[Zach]

strap on

Filth.

 

[FlammableD]

I wonder if 12 years is long enough to wait and try the Muslim terrorist version of the evil foreigner gimmick again.

nah

Spoiler

also, could we just not

 

[Nocturnowl]

...that would really be a Jinder Surprise.

If this is a kinder surprise pun you just made my fave five.

 

[Menome]

If this is a kinder surprise pun you just made my fave five.

You know it.

 

[SallyIsNow]

Menome

In 2017

 

[Tall4Life]

also, based jinder "natty" mahal working all you marks

he is such a good heel

 

[Nocturnowl]

You know it.

Welcome to the fave five*

*actual five to be confirmed

 

[Caderfix]

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ruuule.

If WrassleGAF were TMNT, who would be each turtle? Cranky, edgy, nerdy Data West would obvs be Raph.

Michelangelo - Half a Moon, lot's of random stuff
Raphael - Barrage, mad as hell all the time
Leonardo - Sweeney Tom, fighting for justice
Donatello - Zach, cuz he's a nerd

 

[Mahonay]

Jinder Surprise is what it's called when he catches you off guard with a shoot elbow and concusses you.

 

[Professor Beef]

What are the initials "e & p" for on Smackdown? I don't know that tag team.

 

[Kaladin]

What are the initials "e & p" for on Smackdown? I don't know that tag team.

They used to sell time shares.

 

[Bluekaveli]

What are the initials "e & p" for on Smackdown? I don't know that tag team.

Epico & Primo

 

[Mahonay]

What are the initials "e & p" for on Smackdown? I don't know that tag team.

Epico and Primo

 

[Beefy]

Bollywood Boyz now the Singh Brothers.

 

[Nocturnowl]

What are the initials "e & p" for on Smackdown? I don't know that tag team.

Edge and Protestant

Epico & Primo

Epico and Primo

Awww, way to ruin it guys.

 

[Professor Beef]

Damn you Owl trying to rib me!

Epico & Primo

Epico and Primo

Holy shit

 

[SallyIsNow]

What are the initials "e & p" for on Smackdown? I don't know that tag team.

Excelsiorlef and Professor Beef

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Lmao what the fuck is this pre-Biker Taker Undertaker promo where he's going on about riding a bike in the desert?

 

[Kaladin]

Bollywood Boyz now the Singh Brothers.

Did you say Singh?

 

[Bluekaveli]

Bollywood Boyz now the Singh Brothers.

Singhk and destroy!

 

[jmdajr]

Lmao what the fuck is this pre-Biker Taker Undertaker promo where he's going on about riding a bike in the desert?

Is this when Jericho buries his promo?

 

[Mahonay]

Lmao what the fuck is this pre-Biker Taker Undertaker promo where he's going on about riding a bike in the desert?

Oh my god it's so stupid. It's the best.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Lmao what the fuck is this pre-Biker Taker Undertaker promo where he's going on about riding a bike in the desert?

Goat promo. Taker was on his p's and q's then

 

[Pikma]

Meltzer also called the Jinder thing "possibily the worst booking ever"

 

[Kaladin]

Meltzer also called the Jinder thing "possibily the worst booking ever"

Eh, nothing is worse than booking DX shoving Mr. McMahon's head into Big Show's ass.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Meltzer also called the Jinder thing "possibily the worst booking ever"

I've seen worse. He should fuck off. I bet if NJPW did it, he'd be having a great time. Damn nerd.

 

[sf2fanatic]

I like this oversaturation of all things wrestling, though. As soon as the chronological journey is complete, I'll never want to think about wrestling again.

But it never ends...

 

[Mahonay]

Meltzer also called the Jinder thing "possibily the worst booking ever"

Lol. Based Meltz.

 

[Data West]

meltzer is probably jealous someone has bigger veins than him

 

[XenoRaven]

Is this when Jericho buries his promo?

Yeah and then he gets heat for it for some reason

 

[Menome]

 

[jmdajr]

Part of why I watch WWE is because of Lol's, so fuck it. Push Jinder to the moon.

 

[Mahonay]

Hahahaha

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I bet if NJPW did it, he'd be having a great time.

New Japan would have never done that match or finish

For starters:
The Bollywood Boyz would have never made it out of the damn dojo
Zayn would be fighting for a trios belt at best at this stage of his career

 

[Dark Ninja]

Meltzer questioning whether or not Jinder is doing it "clean". Fuck off Meltzer.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Jinder should have a a sex god gimmick next

Everybody Swipe right for Tinder's Greatest Superstar Jinder!

Part of why I watch WWE is because of Lol's, so fuck it. Push Jinder to the moon.

Pretty much

Meltzer questioning whether or not Jinder is doing it "clean". Fuck off Meltzer.

That's childish as fuck.

 

[Beefy]

Would probably mark out if Jinder knocked Orton out and pinned him 1-2-3.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

It just went on and on. Taker has his Ministry look although I believe by this point it's broken up, and Paul Bearer is there and it's so amazing. King on commentary just goes 'what' like he has no fucking clue either.

 

[somedevil]

Meltzer also called the Jinder thing "possibily the worst booking ever"

His opinion of the miz now is still unique:

 

[imBask]

... what is Jinder's finisher?

 

[DMczaf]

This place is worse than Marvel or Star Wars threads right now when it comes to shitty boring ass Jinder.

 

[Toki767]

Meltzer questioning whether or not Jinder is doing it "clean". Fuck off Meltzer.

I mean...I'm not saying he's on steroids...but he does show some symptoms of steroid usage.

Back acne for example.

 

[Mahonay]

Seeing that I'm not going to be watching WWE for a while, it would be hilarious timing if Jinder suddenly becomes WWE Champion.

 

[sf2fanatic]

This place is worse than Marvel or Star Wars threads right now when it comes to shitty boring ass Jinder.

Jinder is the new Scott Norton

 

[Data West]

dave really shouldnt throw syringes

 

[Mahonay]

... what is Jinder's finisher?

A concussion.

 

[Fox318]

Miz is one of those guys that people say they like but then when they see him in the ring they change the channel.

 

[Nekofrog]

Lmao what the fuck is this pre-Biker Taker Undertaker promo where he's going on about riding a bike in the desert?

It's so awful that it crosses into amazing territory. The poor big show