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April Wrasslin' |OT 2| I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!
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SallyIsNow
Banned
Roman Reigns matches always go on last, friend.
Bluekaveli
Member
Ya ya ya!
Zach: Hurry, my son! Get away from the stone... The bait has been set. Hurry. Hurry, my son!
OwensIsNow: My father, I smell his presence also.
Zach: I feeeeeel him.
[Beefy stumbles in]
Beefy: Aaah. Uh. Where am I?!... There's no Beefamaniacs here! I've never been here before!
[Beefy touches a nearby fountain and recoils]
Beefy: Aaah! It's not hot! What is this place?
Zach: BEEEEEFFFYYY!
Beefy: I know you! I know you, too! You two are behind the demise of Beefamania! I know about the Sephzilla. I know about the dangerous FallingEdge. And oh yeah, I know about the maneater, the Menome. But etched in stone is a legacy: the immortality of Beefamania! And you too will be buried beaneath it!
OwensIsNow: You don't understand, Beefy! This is where darkness dwells and lives! Nobody has ever been able to defeat the mortal Beefy - except yourself! You see, Beefy, you're the one that created me. And because of that, it's simple: Your demise is etched in stooooone!
[OwensIsNow touches the wall with his staff (Filth.) and Biggest-Geek-Ever busts through]
OwensIsNow: Crush Beefamania! Ah-ha-ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha-ha!
Biggest-Geek-Ever: My power is a million times greater than the power of Beefamania! I am the biggest geek to ever walk the face of the earth! And I am the one true Immoral!!!
OwensIsNow: My father, I smell his presence also.
Zach: I feeeeeel him.
[Beefy stumbles in]
Beefy: Aaah. Uh. Where am I?!... There's no Beefamaniacs here! I've never been here before!
[Beefy touches a nearby fountain and recoils]
Beefy: Aaah! It's not hot! What is this place?
Zach: BEEEEEFFFYYY!
Beefy: I know you! I know you, too! You two are behind the demise of Beefamania! I know about the Sephzilla. I know about the dangerous FallingEdge. And oh yeah, I know about the maneater, the Menome. But etched in stone is a legacy: the immortality of Beefamania! And you too will be buried beaneath it!
OwensIsNow: You don't understand, Beefy! This is where darkness dwells and lives! Nobody has ever been able to defeat the mortal Beefy - except yourself! You see, Beefy, you're the one that created me. And because of that, it's simple: Your demise is etched in stooooone!
[OwensIsNow touches the wall with his staff (Filth.) and Biggest-Geek-Ever busts through]
OwensIsNow: Crush Beefamania! Ah-ha-ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha-ha!
Biggest-Geek-Ever: My power is a million times greater than the power of Beefamania! I am the biggest geek to ever walk the face of the earth! And I am the one true Immoral!!!
Bluekaveli
Member
Brock is immune to everything
wild wild rice
Member
Same thing that happened to his wellness violations.
It's part of the part timer contract:
Clause 1: You can juice and we won't test you.
Clause 2: You can defend the title whenever you want.
I was going to say the Universal title has no such restriction until I remember that the first champion surrendered his the night after he won it...
SallyIsNow
Banned
THIS IS WRASSLE-GAF 👏👏 👏👏👏
THIS IS WRASSLE-GAF 👏👏 👏👏👏
THIS IS WRASSLE-GAF 👏👏 👏👏👏
He also went months between WWE title defenses as well.
Meanwhile Daniel Bryan had to give up the belt even though he defended the title more than Lesnar did
We have made Zach go insane
That Never nwas a rule.
Maybe we should tell people to never go on classic WCW viewing sprees. They broke stro, and apparently Zach and Blue
WWE and Njpw aren't the same.
I think Blue only watched WWF, which is why he isn't insane, just a heel.
Who is stro?
Naomi had to give her title up since injury made her unable to defend within thirty days.
Brock's been champ 26 days without a match.
SallyIsNow
Banned
I'm p sure Naomi lost her belt because she wouldn't have been able to defend it within 30 days due to her injury.
Jericho was us champ for like 3 or 4 months and never had to defend the title and Brock 2015 he only defended the belt like 2 times in 6 months.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
It's a rule when it's someone they don't like and/or are only keeping employed for one more year and want nothing fucking up their plans for him dropping it on his way out
Bluekaveli
Member
I haven't been through that shit.
It is a storyline rule that they use when it suits them.
If WWE is going to make fake rules they should enforce them equally.
Don't hold your breath, precious.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
HazySaiyan
Banned
Great Balls of Fire has got to be the worst PPV name I've ever heard, like holy shit.
SallyIsNow
Banned
It was probably a Steph McMahon idea.
No, it was definitely a her idea.
No, it was definitely a her idea.
giancarlo123x
Banned
Usually when something like this is said it's hyperbole but I think everyone here agrees with that statement.
I agree, when rules don't matter then nothing matters.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
They'd better have at least gotten the fucking song
TarpitCarnivore
Member
Looking at WWE PPV history, seems to be the case.
SallyIsNow
Banned
Just heard it on that cast. Fucking Vader man.
Biggest-Geek-Ever
Member
The Undertaker in this clip is so fucking funny.
Saying "My creatures of the night" as he's dressed like he walked off the set of Sons of Anarchy.
sf2fanatic
Member
No lies detected
Mr World ---------- Wide mother fucker
Damn Silly
Member
I can almost guarantee they haven't and instead we shall instead hear Corey Graves thanking bands X, Y and Z for their songs "Great" "Balls" and "Fire" which you can now listen to on iTunes and Spotify.
Bluekaveli
Member
Still real to him
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I like how they're acting like the Universal Title being non-existent is some kind of positive when the only reason they managed to deal with it the last time they gave the belt to Lesnar was that Rollins had the MITB contract and just pretended it was the title. But MITB is a SD exclusive, so its not like Raw can even have one.
Kid Rock featuring Ted Nugent.
i love when they do that shit to these jabroni ass interviewers asking if the sport of kings is fake
the soft ass fake wrestlers today would never