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SoulPlaya

more money than God
I can guarantee you a lot of people dislike this little Kliq. It's annoying and needs to stop. If you like Kane and want to discuss about him, why not discuss his matches instead of posting a bunch of irrelevant family pics? I tend to lurk this thread, but I could have sworn at one point this thread was swarmed with Kane family images for the longest time.
Yeah, that was a great time. But that was days ago, maybe even weeks. There are like three posts about Kane per page. That's not why people aren't posting here.
 
Whatever, fuck this nonsense. Time to look forward to some quality Pro-Wrasslin'

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  • EVOLVE 12; Fit Finlay vs Jon Davis, AR Fox vs Sami Callihan, Johnny Gargano & Samuray del Sol vs Chuck Taylor & Silas Young
  • ROH - Border Wars; Davey Richards (c) vs Kevin Steen, Roderick Strong vs Fit Finlay, The Briscoe Brothers (c) vs Wrestling's Greatest Tag Team, Lance Storm vs Mike Bennett
  • EVOLVE 13; El Generico vs Sami Callihan, AR Fox vs Jigsaw vs Samuray Del Sol vs Chuck Taylor, Johnny Gargano (c) vs winner of the 4-way.
 
If this leads to Brock randomly appearing for the next couple months, and destroying people while demanding Cena come back and fight him, I might be okay with this.
 
Brock wants to cause chaos and kill fools. Winning is ancillary, and as long as they put over him putting Cena on the shelf they have set Brock up to kill in the next few months.

I don't normally agree with Frankman, but he's right. It's a set back now only if they don't let Lesnar cause chaos. If Cena is gone, he can point to having "lost" but "winning" by knocking Cena out of the WWE.

Cena losing allows you to tell this story in a less convoluted way, however.
 
If this leads to Brock randomly appearing for the next couple months, and destroying people while demanding Cena come back and fight him, I might be okay with this.
... I don't think you're going to be happy. You don't pay a guy $5 for random appearances, especially with it looking like Cena will be gone.
I don't normally agree with Frankman
HEY!
but he's right. It's a set back now only if they don't let Lesnar cause chaos. If Cena is gone, he can point to having "lost" but "winning" by knocking Cena out of the WWE.

Cena losing allows you to tell this story in a less convoluted way, however.
Oh definitely. HEAVEN FORBID the WWE be predictable.

... y'know, the thing Wrassle-GAF bitches about constantly every single fucking damn week.
 
It hurts Cena long term as much as it does Brock. Cena overcomes the odds, that is his schtick. If he faces Brock again what odds are there to overcome? He already won the damn match. When Hogan needed time off in the early 90's he got attacked by Earthquake and earthquake destroyed him. Hogan got wheeled out on a stretcher, kids and women in tears the whole 9 yards. WWE ran an angle where Hogan had lost his edge and even had fans write letters of encouragemant to him. Meanwhile Earthquake is now the guy who took out Hogan and gets heat all over the country. Hogan comes back a few months later, gets revenge, and becomes the "immortal" hulk hogan. Hulk finally had to face real adversity and overcome. What if Hulk gets squashed, hulks up, and beats 'quake with no time off? Absolutely fucking nothing. Same old boring Hogan bullshit. Instead he became a bigger hero while taking Earthquake to a level he never would have gotten to on his own. That is proper booking, that is how you generate interest and make money. Most of all that is how you build a heel, you have him desroy the guys who sell tickets and merchandise. WWE has no fucking clue how to build a heel.

and what if Cena comes back and loses a brutal match to Brock? queue the storyline of 'maybe Cena's win at Extreme Rules was at too great a cost. maybe Cena will never be the same again'. i'm pretty sure we've seen that one before too.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
If this leads to Brock randomly appearing for the next couple months, and destroying people while demanding Cena come back and fight him, I might be okay with this.

I won't be happy. I want wrestlers, not MMA has beens that ditched their chance years ago. Dolph doesn't need to get squashed by Brock.
 
Did you see what they had Cena take before that?

where did it happen? was there a conscious ref in the ring?

these things are not irrelevant. Cena didn't have Brock pinned for more than ten seconds. Cena didn't do anything to Brock that had the doctors checking on him. i'd argue that given the amount of energy that Brock Lesnar diving through the air represents, that strike was easily the most damaging of the fight.
 

Kaladin

Member
Whatever, fuck this nonsense. Time to look forward to some quality Pro-Wrasslin'



  • EVOLVE 12; Fit Finlay vs Jon Davis, AR Fox vs Sami Callihan, Johnny Gargano & Samuray del Sol vs Chuck Taylor & Silas Young
  • ROH - Border Wars; Davey Richards (c) vs Kevin Steen, Roderick Strong vs Fit Finlay, The Briscoe Brothers (c) vs Wrestling's Greatest Tag Team, Lance Storm vs Mike Bennett
  • EVOLVE 13; El Generico vs Sami Callihan, AR Fox vs Jigsaw vs Samuray Del Sol vs Chuck Taylor, Johnny Gargano (c) vs winner of the 4-way.

I wish I could watch these live, but I work the 11th and I'm going to Ghost/Opeth/Mastodon on the 12th. That is going to be some quality wrasslin though.
 
I am absolutely speechless. How they could have Brock lose that match is COMPLETELY beyond me. They're either working a 4th dimensional long con, or they're ACTUALLY that terrible at booking programs. Brock Lesnar is just another guy and anybody arguing that point is TOTALLY INSANE.

I care about nothing. Absolutely nothing this company does anymore.
 

SoulPlaya

more money than God
If you say so.



It's why some people aren't posting here. And it's good that it's not being posted about as much.
And yet, these people still haven't posted here as much. It's the product, has nothing to do with Kane. Spin stopped posting as much before Kane Kliq, Net said it was cause the product sucked, Frankman still posts, and you didn't post before either. So, what's the problem?
 
and what if Cena comes back and loses a brutal match to Brock? queue the storyline of 'maybe Cena's win at Extreme Rules was at too great a cost. maybe Cena will never be the same again'. i'm pretty sure we've seen that one before too.
That makes sense if happens tommorow. If not Cena is leaving for months and that angle cant be played. Cena needs to give a farewell tommorow during which Brock sneaks up, beats his ass, and puts him out of commission. Even so that would paint Brock as a coward heel not a monster. WWE needs a monster with credibility, Tensai and Ryback dont have credibility, Brock does and they are on the verge of throwing it all away. If locker room morale was an issue they should have let Lesnar integrate, and saved this for Summerslam with Lesnar winning. Rushed angles often turn out poorly and this is a good example of that.
 

Linkhero1

Member
And yet, these people still haven't posted here as much. It's the product, has nothing to do with Kane. Spin stopped posting as much before Kane Kliq, Net said it was cause the product sucked, Frankman still posts, and you didn't post before either. So, what's the problem?

The problem is that it's annoying. I just wanted to let you know. I'll stop now because it's pointless going back and forth and I'd rather discuss this Lesnar and Cena match.
 

Heel

Member
I look at it this way: Vince has about 11 months left to put together something meaningful and put over his core roster before Brock goes back to shooting vermin with a .50 caliber rifle.

Why not have Brock go on a shoot style streak destroying the roster, forcing them to rally together against a common enemy and defend the 'sport'? John Cena leads the way, possibly putting him over with you smarks.

Is it that hard? Suspend disbelief. Busting Cena's lip was a good start. Not knowing what's real and what's fake is compelling wrestling.
 

dream

Member
I am absolutely speechless. How they could have Brock lose that match is COMPLETELY beyond me. They're either working a 4th dimensional long con, or they're ACTUALLY that terrible at booking programs. Brock Lesnar is just another guy and anybody arguing that point is TOTALLY INSANE.

I care about nothing. Absolutely nothing this company does anymore.

Did you enjoy how Brock was a complete afterthought after the pin? He rolled out of the ring and we never saw him again.

We saw a lot of Cena though.
 
Oh definitely. HEAVEN FORBID the WWE be predictable.

... y'know, the thing Wrassle-GAF bitches about constantly every single fucking damn week.
I think unpredictability is overrated. It's perfectly okay to be predictable if it makes sense. Being unpredictable just to swerve people isn't good.
 

SoulPlaya

more money than God
The problem is that it's annoying. I just wanted to let you know. I'll stop now because it's pointless going back and forth and I'd rather discuss this Lesnar and Cena match.
No offense, but drive by lurkers getting mad at the actual regulars in this thread is a bigger nuisance to this thread than anything else.
 
I wish I could watch these live, but I work the 11th and I'm going to Ghost/Opeth/Mastodon on the 12th. That is going to be some quality wrasslin though.

Enjoy the gig, that's a hell of a line-up! I think out of all 3 of those shows, the matches I'm most anticipating are Finlay vs Davis & Finlay vs Strong (both of which should be utter wars) and Callihan vs Generico. I fear for Davey vs Steen - something tells me they're going to drag this out to Final Battle. I know I'm usually in favour of long-term booking, but I've had enough of Davey with the belt.
 
The only thing I can think of is Lesnar got popped for roids in a drug test and WWE found out recently and will announce the suspension tomorrow or Vince got pissed and Lesnar is done in WWE. Otherwise it makes no sense. Why would you name your show Monday Night Raw starring Brock Lesnar and then have him lose? The money would have had Lesnar going on a winning streak, destroying everyone put in his path, and then the people pay to see who will finally beat him. He's ruined if he is continuing in WWE. Just another guy.
 
I am absolutely speechless. How they could have Brock lose that match is COMPLETELY beyond me. They're either working a 4th dimensional long con, or they're ACTUALLY that terrible at booking programs. Brock Lesnar is just another guy and anybody arguing that point is TOTALLY INSANE.



They could balance it out with having him hammer Triple H tomorrow.

Not going to happen though.
 

remnant

Banned
Bork pretty much knocked himself out earlier, got hit by a chain, and acted like a complete moron outside of the first 7-8 minutes with this "King Of The Hill" shit with the steps.

As long as they build him destroying Cena so badly he has to go on the shelf (which I called) who really is the winner. Oh sure he "won" the match but lost the war.
The war was the match. if the point is to just hurt cena, Brock could have just simply came out any random night after a match and beat the shit out of him ala the Nexus.

There's being predictable and then there's being stupid. If the WWE has to be predictable to get to the more interesting story, than so be it. People only despise the WWE's predictability because it leads to boring outcomes.

if the point is Lesnar causing chaos(which makes no fucking sense) and him being a destructive force then why have him get pinned by a guy who has been beaten before by HHH, Randy orton, CM punk, and Lord fucking Tensai a week ago. He isn't heads and shoulders above everyone else anymore.
 

smr00

Banned
... I don't think you're going to be happy. You don't pay a guy $5 for random appearances, especially with it looking like Cena will be gone.

HEY!

Oh definitely. HEAVEN FORBID the WWE be predictable.

... y'know, the thing Wrassle-GAF bitches about constantly every single fucking damn week.
It won't be frequent i can tell you that.

Brock doesn't like to travel and yeah people are bitching because you pay a guy 5 mill to lose a month in his return.. and we all know it happened because the entire internet was saying brock was going to win so vince did it in spite of the smarks just like he has done every other big match over the past couple of months.

As a fan i don't mind surprises but it's the way cena won that is pissing me and most people off, you are telling me brock literally beats cena half to death for 20 minutes and out of no where cena punches him, gives him a AA and wins? this is WHY people hate cena, this is WHY people dont like WWE.

Nobody likes super cena, it's bullshit and it makes brock look weak, yeah he whooped cena for 20 minutes but when cena gets up from that beating and wins in 2 moves that completely invalidates everything the other person did and it's why i rarely watch the product.. WWE was doing pretty well for about 6 months and now this shit? no thanks, if i want bullshit endings i will watch TNA.
 

dream

Member
I think it's strange that SoulPlaya masturbates to Kane and Carlos Boozer, but it's rather harmless and occasionally charming and it's better than that efed bs.
 

Linkhero1

Member
Did you enjoy how Brock was a complete afterthought after the pin? He rolled out of the ring and we never saw him again.

We saw a lot of Cena though.

Kinda sad, but then again, he's leaving isn't he?

No offense, but drive by lurkers getting mad at the actual regulars in this thread is a bigger nuisance to this thread than anything else.

Oh I'm planning on staying a regular, don't worry about that.
 

FyreWulff

Member
Whatever, fuck this nonsense. Time to look forward to some quality Pro-Wrasslin'

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ib26ipI4Mpy8KM.jpg


  • EVOLVE 12; Fit Finlay vs Jon Davis, AR Fox vs Sami Callihan, Johnny Gargano & Samuray del Sol vs Chuck Taylor & Silas Young
  • ROH - Border Wars; Davey Richards (c) vs Kevin Steen, Roderick Strong vs Fit Finlay, The Briscoe Brothers (c) vs Wrestling's Greatest Tag Team, Lance Storm vs Mike Bennett
  • EVOLVE 13; El Generico vs Sami Callihan, AR Fox vs Jigsaw vs Samuray Del Sol vs Chuck Taylor, Johnny Gargano (c) vs winner of the 4-way.

Finlay getting fired from the WWE for actually being creative seems to have been one of the better things to happen to him.
 
That makes sense if happens tommorow. If not Cena is leaving for months and that angle cant be played. Cena needs to give a farewell tommorow during which Brock sneaks up, beats his ass, and puts him out of commission. Even so that would paint Brock as a coward heel not a monster. WWE needs a monster with credibility, Tensai and Ryback dont have credibility, Brock does and they are on the verge of throwing it all away. If locker room morale was an issue they should have let Lesnar integrate, and saved this for Summerslam with Lesnar winning. Rushed angles often turn out poorly and this is a good example of that.

it makes sense in the real world where some injuries leave athletes a shadow of their former selves.

Brock doesn't give a fuck. that's his character. he doesn't give a fuck about hurting you. he doesn't give a fuck about losing. he doesn't give a fuck about how he looks. he's here for the money, and to brutalize. he mocks Cena's win tomorrow night and puts over Cena's injuries saying that all he cared about was hurting Cena and that Cena can take his last win to retirementville as a consolation prize.

when he kicked Cena from behind in the balls it didn't look cowardly. i'm sure we'll see Brock wrecking shit tomorrow night.

keep replaying that 'They hired me because they're sick of Cena's crap' line or whatever it was.
 
I am absolutely speechless. How they could have Brock lose that match is COMPLETELY beyond me. They're either working a 4th dimensional long con, or they're ACTUALLY that terrible at booking programs. Brock Lesnar is just another guy and anybody arguing that point is TOTALLY INSANE.

I care about nothing. Absolutely nothing this company does anymore.

FUNK IS ON A ROLL
 

UberTag

Member
Very few people in this thread even watch indie wrestling, and they still discuss it. Few people even watch TNA, or enjoy it. The product sucking is what's turning people away, not the Kane Kliq.
Turning people away? This thread is over 17,000 replies. Seems plenty healthy to me despite the sucktastic product.
If anything, the thread would have LESS activity if the product was good because then people wouldn't have anything to bitch about.

Crappy WWE and BS Vince booking is what helps WrassleGAF to thrive.
 

dream

Member
The only thing I can think of is Lesnar got popped for roids in a drug test and WWE found out recently and will announce the suspension tomorrow or Vince got pissed and Lesnar is done in WWE. Otherwise it makes no sense. Why would you name your show Monday Night Raw starring Brock Lesnar and then have him lose? The money would have had Lesnar going on a winning streak, destroying everyone put in his path, and then the people pay to see who will finally beat him. He's ruined if he is continuing in WWE. Just another guy.

Can you imagine if Brock went on a year-long winning streak where he'd absolutely kill his opponents and then Cena challenges him for WrassleMania?
 

SoulPlaya

more money than God
Kinda sad, but then again, he's leaving isn't he?



Oh I'm planning on staying a regular, don't worry about that.
Well, see. The Kane Kliq didn't make you stop posting. In some ways, it inspired you to become a regular. You're welcome!


Turning people away? This thread is almost at 18,000 replies. Seems plenty healthy to me despite the sucktastic product.
Don't look at me. He's the one saying that people aren't posting here.


I think it's strange that SoulPlaya masturbates to Kane and Carlos Boozer, but it's rather harmless and occasionally charming and it's better than that efed bs.
Hey, thanks!

I don't beat off to Kane and Boozer. I don't. Really.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
I love Dolph, but really? Ziggler is losing to Brodus fucking Clay right now, he's in WWE hell

I'm saying anyone. Brock left. I wouldn't want The Miz jobbing to Brock, and I don't even want Miz in the WWE. Brock winning is the equivalent of a guest GM winning to me. He's not here for the long run, and he's not going to put anyone young over, so I'd rather he just sit on the bench and go pork his old woman.
 
I look at it this way: Vince has about 11 months left to put together something meaningful and put over his core roster before Brock goes back to shooting vermin with a .50 caliber rifle.

Why not have Brock go on a shoot style streak destroying the roster, forcing them to rally together against a common enemy and defend the 'sport'? John Cena leads the way, possibly putting him over with you smarks.

Is it that hard? Suspend disbelief. Busting Cena's lip was a good start. Not knowing what's real and what's fake is compelling wrestling.

Because that is a good idea and even if the WWE came-up with it, it would be abandoned the first time a segment rating dipped in the slightest. At the end of the day, Brock didn't boost ratings so old man Vince didn't put him over his guy who just so happens to have been the top guy during their lowest ratings in decades.
 

Heel

Member
Can you imagine if Brock went on a year-long winning streak where he'd absolutely kill his opponents and then Cena challenges him for WrassleMania?

This is exactly my thought process.

Have Cena swollowing eggs and hitting a side of beef for months sharpening his NHB skills to challenge him and defend the sport.

This booking was so short sighted and horrible.
 
Can you imagine if Brock went on a year-long winning streak where he'd absolutely kill his opponents and then Cena challenges him for WrassleMania?

That would make them too much money. Making sure people know the wrestler is better than the mma fighter is so much more important to Vince. They continually fuck up every big angle they do though, so why should I be surprised?
 
Did you enjoy how Brock was a complete afterthought after the pin? He rolled out of the ring and we never saw him again.

We saw a lot of Cena though.

I don't.....I don't even know. Brock Lesnar looked like an absolute reckless wrestling/MMA hybrid maniac the entire match, then Cena pulls his stupid crap out of nowhere and in 3 seconds BROCK LESNAR is just another guy.

This is INCREDIBLE. I just............


What the hell, man....
 
I just got off of work....I read the spoilers already.....

What matches were worth watching?

Did Layla look good?

I'm angry Jericho lost.....
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
I just got off of work....I read the spoilers already.....

What matches were worth watching?

Did Layla look good?

I'm angry Jericho lost.....

Of course Layla looked good. Come on now, she's not Christy Hemme or something where her looks went down the toilet in record time.
 
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